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Sadly, the punchline is that the men also die hard.

I hate myself.

Man really? Then why does she say "Pig?" I AM SO CONFUSED


FUCK YOU DAY BY DAY

PSH it's not like it's holding a gun at your head.

Oh wait...

I'm a Progressive and declared my apartment a gun free zone, I have only myself to blame if Day by Day shoots me.

I'm so sorry your kid is dead

Heard he was shot right in the head

Don't be sad they'll soon be in a tomb

You can use that money to go to Cancun!

*beach scene*

He's calling her an old woman, saying she'll die hard since she's packing

Awwww (:3

I thought it was just a dumb erection joke.

It can be all these stupid things AND MORE!!

I almost feel sorry for the guy. Imagine having that much disconnect between your daydeams and your reality. Ugh

Yeah he's bound to go all Mazes and Monsters: The Web Cartoonist Edition sooner or later.

Beware the sacrilege!

Also:

I know there's a lot wrong with your typical Day by Day strip... but what the fuck is going on with the redhead's body in that middle panel? Seriously, that's some Non-Euclidean geometry right there... damn.

Fuck you Day by Day.

Spineless liberal feminazi? I forget what trope she's supposed to be.

Stunningly attractive, half Japanese, conservative, super smart but dumber than her man, super capable, always horny, responsible, caring mother, into humiliation, trophy wife.

wat

Chris Muir's wanking fantasy, in other words.

SPEAKING OF (Fuck You) DAY BY DAY:

That nipple is like the Mona Lisa's eyes; it follows you where ever you go.
Oh and "Texas' Democratic Precinct Chairman": know how many "precinct chairman" Texas has? Over 8,500
In the wake of this shooting all Muir can say is "B-b-b-but a Democrat said something!!"

Take THAT video games and Batman and...World book? Patriotic sheets? Tommy Lasorda? NWA??? I'd be more concerned that this kid apparently has a time machine back to the 90's.

Haha YEAH! If ONLY those 5th graders hadn't been in a gun free zone! Then they'd NEVER be exposed to...guns...wait. Wait guys: Lester may just be A FUCKING MORON.






And you have no problem supporting them right up until they kill someone. For a few days. Then it'll be back to normal.
Serriously: if Obama does try some sort of gun safety bill watch how many of these crocodile tear motherfuckers turn.


Custo
Dian
Bill

Solid gold plated dipshit

You have no idea what Pandora's box is do you Bish?

More claims of people playing the race card have happened then race cards could ever be played


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You REALLY couldn't have thought of a better metaphor than the STATES preventing SANTA from giving PRESENTS?? Dumbass.

Obama really is the worst president Egypt ever had :(


...and who has done more to put more guns into the hands of real people?

Also how come those Day By Day characters never get bedsores?

Their non-euclidean physiology means the same part of their body never touches the bed for more than a few seconds before drifting off to a random place.

Who cares? What does that third panel even mean?

Threatening the NRA will cause them to kill you (you'd have to be suicidal to do so)
Waifu not smart like husband!
(who doesn't know the whole "lemming/suicide" thing is a complete myth fabricated by Disney because...ummm...)

Leaving aside that I count about seven different vanishing points in this picture:



Come the hell on, Bish. How drunk were you when you drew that box? That look like it can close to you? And looking again, I think I'm being generous with my projection by giving you even one side lining up. I mean, really, "draw a simple box" is the easiest perspective exercise there is. Congratulations; you're terrible.

Also, I believe that Ramirez either owns or somehow has access to an HP monitor--specifically, my guess is the HP w2408h. I think this because that is a fairly faithful reproduction of the back of the monitor (right down to the power button on the top right corner) that I have sitting behind my couch, waiting to either be sold on Craigslist or given to Goodwill. Why the kid appears to have two VGA cables plugged in, though, I have no idea. Monitor doesn't do that.

I hope he learns how to draw.

Well, the box is open so all the evils have escaped leaving behind hope represented by mental illness and eyes with thick brows so...Italians.

Evil.
Ramirez.
Muir.
Bish.
Payne.
Lester.

Otterloop escaped.

I wish I could.
I wish I could.


THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT SAYING MEANS

It's a violation of federal law to use union dues for political purposes.

Isn't the popularity of games featuring gun violence PART of the "gun culture"?

I skipped right over this, I had no idea it was a new comic.
Muir's humor is on the level of those "Meet the Spartans" movies: just referencing pop culture is a joke itself!

I can't get past the creepy human hands to get to the botched metaphor




I kinda like this one.

I do like this one.

I'm starting to wish for a Fuck You Day by Day button.

Is that supposed to be ironic? The juxtaposition of a black dude playing a plethora of constituencies vs a pure Germanic squeezebox? Being derided for being too white?

I like this one.

Yeah, we really have to crack down on all those violent games kids are playing these days on their Coleco Geminis.


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Replace "Benghazi" with "Katrina" and I would laugh because it's silly.

And then I would cry because there are still people who haven't recovered from Katrina.

This is correct. At least as far as the "liberals are straight communists" part goes:



fydbdetc but i really like how the irony of this one is so completely lost on him.

Only real men overpay for insular hipster obsessive tech, guys.


Yes I own an iPhone what of it

I could jam a squid in my ass and shit out a better drawing of John Hodgeman.
And my Justin Long wouldn't change into a woman with different colored hair when he looked sideways either.

Not to mention magical mustouche, only visible from side views.

ASD, it's still in the manual.