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I am so totally bored so heeeeere we go

I am so glad he circled back after the "target rich environment" thing to bitch about schools some more. Fuck you, waifu. Fuck you, Muir.

I prefer my version:

Right, when done on purpose it's a valid artistic choice.

I'm guessing that's supposed to be some sort of David and Goliath reference, but can't figure out why throwing money at Santa is supposed to kill him, then. Given it's pretty much what people get compelled into every year as it is.

Consumerism and the worship of money killed the true spirit of Christmas?

I NEED SOME LABELS

Is that the part where Goliath was all "No man can kill me!" then David pulls off his helm revealing her true identity saying "I am no man!"? Goddamn I LOVED that part.

When God dictates that his chosen will triumph, He will do so via Three Stooges antics.

I will stick with BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMACARE.

All caps is required.

I think the best part about the Bilbobama Baggins one is where he underlined the "obama." Just in case.

B-Rock the Islamic Shock or The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers

DO NOT READ THIS POST

Lazy fuck, one of those can't be regulated, one of those is protected by the FIRST fucking Amendment, and one of those has proven in the past to be able to be successfully controlled.

Your boss getting his personal income taxed higher has NOTHING to do with how he runs his business. American business has just caught on that they can make work as shitty as possible and people will still need jobs (and it's only gonna get worse)



Verifiably and 100% not true. Also (basic economics) you only lose money on a stock if you sell it for less than you bought it, since the government is not selling it...
And I love the switch from "'Merica makes the best damn cars in the world!!" to "'Merican car industry? Fuck that!" as soon as a black guy gets put in charge.

"Guy we need to talk about gun-LOOK AT THAT DEBT!!"~Ramirez, the "Obama is just trying to distract us" guy.

...I..."Obsession with condoms"? Did Muir just deride condoms for preventing disease?
And "blue states" are crashing while "red states" are staying super healthy eh? Wanna back that...no? You just want to trace cheesecake and have your avatar get out of bed in the middle of the night to brush his teeth?
Also "Progressives: not wanting anything new" huh

Jesus Glenn, I don't think it's over the top enough, maybe a blood vessel should burst in his eye or make him literally vomiting. Until then I'll have no idea who it is you consider wrong.

He's been making this comic every year for ten years or so. That "near future" will happen aaaaaany day now.

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Read THIS post ignore the first





Penny Arcade and kinda meh but makes a valid point





I disagree with the message but I like this one

Oh, great. Thanks a lot for the nightmares, man.

I'm willing to get a concealed carry permit if it means I can wear a gunsuit.

What part of a gunsuit requires a "concealed carry permit", eh? Eh?
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Say. No. More.

On the 3rd day of Christmas Otterloop brought to you:

I don't even get this.

Because history has shown that the first person shot and killed isn't a security guard or anything

Haha yeah! TOTALLY "out there" because...ummm...oh! It's "out there" because he's the only one proposing a fucking plan.

The only one that actually exists?


Just awful

TIMELY
And I've no idea what this says, I'm not reading all that bullshit. You can sum up for me after

Yeah. Certainly puts things in perspective. There is an almighty, all knowing, infinitely compassionate magic man in the sky that allows everyone on Earth to suffer because...
By the way, a "I love God" comic from a drunk driver who used his national platform to mock (and ultimately oust) the judge that punished his crime is fucking disgusting.

Aw HELL YEAH! That little black Conservative girl written by a white Conservative middle aged man is gonna kick ass on [imaginary issue]!

Wait, what happened?

These are terrific.

Over-labeled but still pretty good.

Tinsley has repeatedly been arrested for drunk driving. Why do you think I call him "Drunky Duck"?

(this story also contains a complaint about how "racy" Day by Day is getting.)
Colbert reported on it
Later, during the judge's election:

Ho ho, I didn't know the backstory with his nickname. Hilarious.

What the hell kind of a name is Hoosier Edward Bruce Tinsley

The kind of name that drives you to drink and drive.

The short version is fdbd.

The longer version is Fuck Day by Day.

The font should have warned me but I got at least two panels in before thinking that it wasn't going to get any better and was as bad as that other shit you like to link... Wait a minute. You bastard!

"Hoosier" looks like an angry, angry man.

How did he "oust" a judge? At first I thought you said "out" a judge.

"Hoosier" is what you call someone from Indiana, it's not his name.
And by running a comic mocking said judge and encouraging Republicans to vote for the Democrat judge opposing him on election day (you'll note Drunky Duck's clever work around of calling judge Roderick McGillivray "Roddy McGillvrey" so as to avoid a lawsuit)

Thanks, Gusloop

On the second day of Christmas The Loop gave to me:

"Air Jordon" is not a dog whistle for racism because

Even Muir's insert has to beg for sex from his submissive adoring wife.
And look at the exact neat line cut off the top of that tree! Such OCD landscaping is not healthy

Paul Ryan being a laughable moppet is Biden's fault.

Okay, I laughed at the NRA KOMBAT one. Heheh. "PRESS CONFERENCE HIM!"

So what's that say for Paul Ryan if Biden was able to best him in a debate while "stoned" ?

Oh shit. Oh fuck, oh shit, oh man. Fuck. Fuck. Congratulations to Tinsley. No Lester, no Day by Day, not even a McCoy has disgusted me so far this year as did this one. Hey, you know who else really puts things into perspective? Batman. Batman has really put things into perspective for me. He sacrificed his entire life to fight crime, has lost sidekicks to the mission and in some continuities has even sacrificed his very identity to defeat criminals! Also, also, also! Ned Stark. That guy sacrificed the trust of his children, the safety of his family and even more in the name of duty! And you know what God, Batman and Ned Stark all have in common? THEY ARE ALL FUCKING FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, YOU SICK, POLITICIZING SACK OF SHIT. So not a one of them and their sacrifices should be at all associated with real problems in a real world. Especially if you are attempting to suggest that God's sacrifice of his son somehow puts 'into perspective' something like the death of twenty children, you fucking, fucking fuck!

Get drunk and run your car off of a bridge, you miserable crapbag. Put into perspective how much better the world is off with you in a frozen river.

Jokes like this pissed me off in October and they piss me off now. Joe Biden is a teetotaler. This shit is utterly tasteless. Of course, look at who said it. What a worthless prick.

You mean Bors doesn't normally elicit that reaction in you?

List of bad guys Obama has been:
Santa Claus
Robin Hood

Bad timing with those shot firefighters still a good comic though

Branco is a GOP puppet so I'm sure he's not saying gun laws need to be stronger but his comic certainly is



God I hope "good guy with a gun" catches on sarcastically

BOOM WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.................

Eh, C-

Yes, Obama hates coal, as has been his policy for never and a half.
Also Muir seems to have have confused the Wise Men with Santa Claus, Santa Claus hands out coal, the Wise Men (number unknown) did not punish naughty children.
Also "copycat"? What?

Probably an allusion to the "Three Wise Men" who brought gifts to Baby Jesus, but with "Wise Guys" possibl being a sideways reference to organized crime in Chicago. So the joke in FYDBD's mind is along the lines of: "lololol Liberals think Obama is the Messiah/Jesus but he's really a Chicago LIEbural!!!11!! lololol"

So what I'm saying is this deserves an ecumenical, any-faith based FUCK YOU DAY BY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

Right but the Wise Men didn't bring coal, that's Santa.
I think you put about 100% more thought into this than Muir. The comic's true meaning is "LOL GUYS OBAMA GETS COAL CAUSE HE'S NAUGHTY!" but with pandering to the religious folks so he could keep playing the "LIEbrul war on Christmas" angle.
I think the "guys" thing was because "men" would have been too on the nose and Muir is, above all, a subtle master.
I'm banned from the Day by Day Facebook page so if someone wants to look up the comments and figure it out that'd be cool.