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Oh and billionaire friend's wife's stepfather is a Spanish gentleman who helped Obama get elected for Accelerationist reasons. It's implied that he's the ONLY reason Obama got elected.

I'm going to hate whatever "Accelerationist" means, aren't I?

When it comes to Day by Day, hate is always the best option.

Purposely giving the country over to the opposition so that when it all fails they will know they are failures following a doctrine that's doomed to fail IE: give the DemonRATS everything they want so that, in a month or so, when they're broke and homeless and beaten up by urban ferals they'll see the error of their ways and turn towards the warming light of Republicanism.

KILL IT WIF FIRE

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DUMMYcrats
DIMocrats

"Get the towers back up" is a pretty significant problem in and of itself when the problem might not be the towers themselves but the sheer mass of attempted calls filling the wireless spectrum visible to cellphones with a solid wall of white noise. Ironically, this is a case where the regulatory shitshow that is the FCC actually works to your favour, countries that stick to fewer bands will tend to have far greater issues.

The Blackberries worked well in 9/11 DC because in 2001 very few phones were capable of texting via Wi-Fi, which operates in the 2.4GHz band rather than the regular cellular bands some other crazy wireless band. Nowadays everyone's cell is capable of wifi, and you can safely anticipate that in the future people will take advantage of this feature to stream live video of the hellmouth opening up in Times Square to disgorge Santorum riding upon a pale horse up until the point where for some strange reason they lose signal because cellphones are witchcraft.

This is why Asay is the worst
Now imagine if these college kids on college campus going to their college classes were talking about student debt.



Praise his art now. PRAISE HIS ART NOW.


Last General Petraeus comic because it's the only fucking one without an arrow pointing to his dong or pants on the ground

I lied because Ben Franklin don't give a fuck

EXACTLY how it is. No question. Obama's big government Socialism failed to stop Hurricane Sandy.
And you know they're "northeast liberals" 'cause that one guy says "yo"
I'm sorry I'm being handed a late breaking cartoon...

Muir's art improved when he started tracing pregnant porn blowjobs

Mike Lester's tears refuel me!!

Heh


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Literally, LITERALLY "Won't someone think of The Rich???"

I like this one just for the expression on Uncle Sam's face.

"PRAISE HIS ART NOW" is totally worth the like. Because it's like watching Scott Kurtz have a stroke.

Holy shit, if that's not how he drew that panel I can't understand why it looks the way it does.

Otterloop has made this claim before. Is it just a slight - and I agree that Muir's artwork looks fucking weird - or do you have evidence?

FWIW I took Otterloop's post as a joke and I doubt that's actually true, but when you look at the first panel of this:

...I mean... right?

Absolutely. But he's made the same observation before, so, I dunno, perhaps some dilligent loser soul had watched hour upon hour of porn to find the frames he's actually traced... Would be fun. In a sad way.

Fixed.

I thought she was sucking her thumb, which was an entirely different sort of weird.

I feel like I've just been asked a question I've been preparing to answer for months.
But I'm at work so, for now: he definitely traces real pictures (or photoshop filters them) he definitely traces porn for fundraising efforts, and some of the female poses (and at least one male) are...pornish...
Later I will destroy your sanity, please have your mom standing by to watch you browse.

you fools what have you done

There's some comic book artist who is notorious for doing it too but I forget who off the top of my head.

EDIT: Greg Land!

The porn-tracing is a running joke on the SA thread too, starting I think with the story that introduced Blowjob Russian, so-called because, well...

Hahahaha, Blowjob Russian is total classic.

I for one eagerly await the pregnant blowjob porn tracing proof.

This looks like Gollem pre-Peter Jackson, or some other goblin-type illustration from the 70s-80s? In no way does this look to be human. If I was in the Two Towers (I think?) when Eomir asks Frodo if he should fill Gollem with arrows for fishing in the Sacred Pond of Gondor and Gollem looked like this, I'd totes be like "pincushion that abomination."

...a sad, sad donkey faced abomination with 4 ears and a pointed demi-beak. That's ... something. A terrible horrible awful ... something.

Must... not...

ARGH IT IS SPELLED GOLLUM, IT WAS NOT EOMIR IT WAS FARAMIR AND IT WASN'T THE SACRED POND OF GONDOR IT WAS HENNETH ANNUN (FUCK I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT A ^ OVER THAT LAST U) IN ITHILIEN.

Phew. I feel better.

Thanks! Its been a while since I read and saw them all. I knew I was doing poorly with the actual names but I was/am too lazy to look up the corrections.

Not that they are anywhere on the same level, but you still can exaggerate greatly for effect when doing caricature...


I just don't think his style is that horrible.

I can't look at this and not think of Goya's Saturn Devouring His Sons. The Petraeus takes Patton as its inspiration but it does nothing with it thematically -- it's just "here's an image in pop culture everyone knows, I'll use it." But I agree with your point and am not on Otterloop levels of hatred yet.

Nnnnnnnnnrk!

The elephant and her GOP tattoo made me laaaaaugh. <3

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How the fuck did "big government socialism" fail after Sandy? I know this fucking dickwad was probably jerking off at every. single. fucking. picture. of the damage, but COME THE FUCK ON.

FUCK YOU DAY BY DAY

Also token black mouthpiece looks creepy as fuck in that last panel.

It's so hot when you do that. <3

I quite like that cartoon, myself. The gritted teeth on both the "latino vote" guy and the pinata made it extra funny for me. And Carmen Miranda Elephant-With-Lipstick is pretty good too. Though the hairy forearm is kind of .. huh?

The pinata is pretty great too, it's all GRRRR I AM THE BROWN MENACE! RECONQUISTA!

I didn't even realize he's supposed to be black until Otterloop said so, because he's consistently drawn green. Why is he green.

Because Day by Day is a fucking abomination.

Agreed.

Oh wait, was I supposed to take a declining coal industry as a bad thing? Pro-tip to comic guy: the only energy segment lower on the shit-list from an all-in POV is foreign-sourced oil.

Heart attacks. I have heart attacks.

The People versus Day By Day or Sjofn's favorite comic haha suck it Sjofn

Exhibit A:

This is how the comic originally looked. Crude, but clearly done by hand.
(by the by this was the second ever strip the black mouthpiece appeared in and it explicitly spells out his purpose. I apologize if your mind has been blown)
Exhibit B:

This is what the art changed into. You'll note gravity defying plunge and hands on hips pose no one but models ever actually do.
Exhibit C:




Muir's incredible range of female poses and facial expressions. Clearly this is a man with the highest grasp of all things art


I mean look at those "hot dogs" deeeeelicious!

So, given Muir's clear inability to render...anything, explain these poses:






NSFW http://i.imgur.com/BQ2B5.jpg NSFW

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why do you hate meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Last time on The People versus Day By Day: shit.

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By the way this is Chris Muir

And that is the bad ass sniper special forces expert programmer ex army with a bad ass scar Zed

Anyway, you came here for inept porn tracing
NSFW http://i.imgur.com/CMA8d.jpg NSFW

"But Otterloop," I hear you asking, "maybe it just looks different because he puts effort into it. Maybe he's a hard working young man!"
Well, you say that BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID. Idiots. Swear to god.
Let's look at what happens when he puts "effort" into his "drawings":

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What the mighty fuck wa-

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Oh shit! I think we lost it. This is the kind of things he produces when he's begging for money:
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You'll note these two, proud, intelligent, independent Republican women HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA men are looking at their wet breasts.
Hey, wanna see some custom figurines of his fictional wife Muir made up to sell?


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