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Discussion in 'The Sanctum Santorum' started by Otterloop, Oct 25, 2012.

  1. Sheepherder Armchair Designer

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    Both of them in a closed holster, with his arm concealing it, etc.

    It actually isn't. I tried both and neither came up with a similar image. Now that I have clicked through hyperlinks leading to IMDB pages (which is where I found the image he and now Otterloop is referring to) it's now literally like the only image that was shows up.

    Big brother is watching you watch Patton.
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    Listen: I'm not trying to be a dick here, but you posted a screencap of your image search and it is among the results.
  3. Sheepherder Armchair Designer

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    I zoomed out to take that screencap, Google automatically loads new images when you do that. I probably shouldn't have and instead made an animated gif because then I would have seen the few pixels of the revolver's grip on the second page of Google results and stopped.

    EDIT: As an aside, I remember that Simpsons episode, but I had no clue at the time that it was a holler out to Patton.
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    I'm not sure why you're so focused on the revolver anyway. I've never seen Petraeus wear a sash and carry a riding crop in real life either. Also, what point are you trying to make here? If it isn't an especially profound one could you just stop making us all defend Michael Ramirez of all people?
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  5. Jason McCullough Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Guys, guys, surely we can get back to laughing at the terrible art.
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  6. Sheepherder Armchair Designer

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    Fair enough.

    We need to make a "This is a terrible, terrible war movie, Jesus wept" thread though. Just so I can rant, at length, about A Bridge Too Far and Enemy At The Gates compared to the source texts.
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  7. Jason McCullough Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Starting from the beginning of the comic is a lot more entertaining. He doesn't mention politics until #4! It's all.....a non-stereotypical orphan black man Republican, and his travails. Uh.

    I think the art was way better back then, too.

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  8. madkevin Despondent Fancybear

    That woman's leg is clearly broken.
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  9. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    If you're all done?
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    Opposite of reality! You may think me biased, and I am, but no one can dispute that the Republicans are the ones being willfully obstructionist and playing chicken with the economy.
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    A: who the fuck is that first guy??
    B: saying VERY TRUTHFULLY that "We inherited some problems" like, once or twice, and then working to get over them with policies you won't stop complaining about is not the constant blame train you think it is you untalented squalid dink
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    Haha, Muir lives in a broken hovel and Obama's in the White House!
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    heh
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    Good. But not for the reason you intended
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    And two million free pizzas
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    Not the first time Asay has ranted about "spooks" ruining the country! Hey-oooooooooooooooooo!
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    BOOM headshot!

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    ...the artist has NO IDEA she drew herself as the shocked old lady in this cartoon! Haha you moron!
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    Jesus Christ do I EVEN have to go into why this is stupid and shitty and solely the result of the Republican's war against unions and how necessary the post office is and just how dense you need to be to buy into this shit??
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    So sick of the "Benghazi" thing. I'm even more sick of the "they said it was a spontaneous attack over a video" thing because they are simultaneously pushing the "they didn't issue a statement" thing. "We demand instant, on the spot information now now now now but it BETTER be 100% correct!"
    I mean even the people on the ground thought it was about a video which I KNOW you know because of all the "OMG Obama is apologizing for free speech!!!!!" comics you assholes made
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  10. shift6 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Sheepherder you magnificent bastard!
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  11. Jason McCullough Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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    I just so love this one.
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  12. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

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    Two comics on one incident, completely opposite points

    Here's the quote by the way:
    Christ you're an idiot, McCoy.

    Christ you're a McCoy, idiot.
    Hmmm.

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    You uh...you don't have to go back that far to come upon an incident of bigots trying to secede from the Union Muir.

    Let's see...sex scandal sex scandal sex scandal...

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    Hostess has been on the edge of going out of business for five years now....

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    A Thanksgiving happens

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  13. Sheepherder Armchair Designer

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  14. tmp Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Hark <3
  15. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    The last panel of that Beaton one gets me every time. <3


    (fuck you, day by day)
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  16. IainC Your Tour Guide For Los Angeles

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    I don't remember Obama ever trying to blame Bill Murray for the problems he inherited.
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  17. jerri blank Despondent Fancybear

    Or Julian Bond.
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  18. sinnick Elitist Negative Nancy

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    You read his book?
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  19. sinnick Elitist Negative Nancy

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    Before you segue into a discussion of bad movies and hope we don't notice the diss, you should actually see Patton. It's one of the greatest war movies ever made.
  20. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    Oh you like that huh?
    Cool, cool:
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    QUALITY THROUGH AND THROUGH BABY!
  21. Hanzii Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Fuck Day by Day, what a hack.

    Well, that's a fine looking eagle Ramírez did... Shame the comic makes no sense.
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  22. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    The Defence: Ramirez is a shitty artist on purpose.
    The People: Ramirez is a lazy, shitty artist.
    The People vs Michael Ramirez.
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    DEBT
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    DEBT (TWICE)
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    CAR CRASH
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    CAR CRASH
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    CAR CRASH INTO DEBT
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    OH NO THAT CAR IS GOING OVER A CLIFF!
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    OH NO THAT CAR IS GOING OVER A CLIFF!
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    OH NO THAT CAR IS GOING OVER A CLIFF!
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    OH NO THAT CAR IS GOING OVER A CLIFF! ALSO DEBT!

  23. Hanzii Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Oh, he's a hack allright. And I'll never defend any of his attempts at a punchline. Just saying that when he puts his mind to it, he can actually draw. None of those cliffs convince me otherwise.
    It's not something I feel strongly about, but I do like poking you.
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  25. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

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    CAR CRASH THAT LOOKS AWFULLY FAMILIAR
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    This is just gonna be a big block of suck. Enjoy.
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    COMICS ARE A VISUAL MEDIUM. GET A GOD DAMN BLOG.
  26. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    This one seems to be a self-parody. What was he even going for with this?
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  27. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

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    JULY 7TH
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    JULY 8TH
    LET'S LOOK AT HIS "ART"

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    UNCANNY!
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    LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR
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    SHOULD HAVE...SENT A POET...
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    WH-WH-WH-WHICH IS THE REAL ONE??
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  28. Lhowon Hard Cider Gal

    That void has cobwebs in it. I don't think it can be an empty void if it isn't empty.
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  29. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    It's an edit from SA (shit, I haven't been citing: all edits are stolen from the Something Awful forums). The one right above is the original.

    Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
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    You know I have access to a shit ton of Chuck Asay comics right? I'll make your nose bleed for days.
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  30. Lhowon Hard Cider Gal

    I get Hanzii's point, Otterloop. There are aspects to his drawing which suck, but it's not all bad. He can do a decent picture. Pity the content is beyond atrocious.
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    Bring it on, motherfucker. I've got a nose of STEEL.
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  32. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    The blood will be hemorrhaging out your brain, though.
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    Cobwebs don't bleed.
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  34. shift6 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    I have to give Ramirez credit as well in that even though he repeats themes ad nauseum, he at least re-draws the stuff most of the time. So for instance, in all of those car-over-the-debt-cliff pieces, he didn't just re-use the same car over and over again, or in the Hollywood Squares looking head showcases, he drew five or six heads for each person and gave it some visual variety rather than one head each over and over.

    Meanwhile in day-by-day every woman is doing the same right-leg-yoga-lift or the hand-on-hip-uppity-female-sass pose. Or Mallard Fillmore where 95.4% of the panels involve the same face shots of the duck (and a 50/50 coin flip determines if he is holding up a newspaper). Or Gorrell who literally cuts-and-pastes the same Obama shot in every. single. time. In one of these threads someone posted like a half dozen from the same guy over and over again and they were basically the same but with different labels or thought bubbles.

    So yeah, credit to Ramirez for that at least.
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  35. Jason McCullough Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    I DID NOT SAY THAT. Mostly I'm confused how the art got worse over time.
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  36. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    I think he discovered (badly) traced porn brings in more money than (badly) drawn porn.
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  37. Rasputin Jim Armchair Designer

    If it bleeds we can Like it.
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  38. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    I totally read that so-called punchline as "Whoa! Can you get any gayer?" I blame the pink sweater.


    EDIT: By the way, I'm still not really seeing the RAMIEREZ'S ART IS 100% FUCKING HORRIBLE the way you can see it with Day by Day. The Delaware crossing comic, for example, while stupid ... the art is fine (except for Obama). Same for most of the other ones. Really the only thing about his art that makes me go "wtf?!" are some of his caricatures. Specifically Obama, but you could say that about 99% of the Obama ones that any of these people do. I think you just dislike his style (which is fine) but he does actually have one, and no matter how many shitty versions of Obama he draws, I do think he's an actual artist.

    He can't WRITE worth a damn, as seen by his 4752385636 variations upon OMG DEBT, but he draws just fine. And he certainly doesn't copy/paste even his retarded repeats (all those cars going off cliffs are different cars going off different OMG DEBT cliffs!), so hey.
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  39. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    I WILL post more Day By Day
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  40. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    I'm just sayin'!
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