Random internet links of interest

Is that good?

I haven't decided yet. Some of the headshots aren't all that bad, and I'd lump G-Ma into that group, so probably not. I really wish my MIL's sister was on it instead, because she can be a pretty detestable person who needs to be taken down a few pegs, but eh.

Nice Guys of OKCupid.

Warning: You'll just end up angry or disgusted or both.

"Relationship Matrices".

I find it amusing that men put themselves in the "friend zone" by chasing women who don't want to fuck them. Then they complain about it.

"Why is she making my leg bleed? I've been stabbing it with a knife for, like, six months!"

FTFY.

That Tumblr is a great idea. Too bad the proprietor doesn't know basic grammar. Or maybe the lack of caps and commas and the overuse of text-speak is supposed to be part of the effect.

so its an interesting blog i dunno what do u think

That dude looks intense.

http://catsthatlooklikepinupgirls.tumblr.com/

http://gmaps-samples.googlecode.com/svn/trunk/poly/puzzledrag.html

John Billingsley rules.

God I love that bit.

http://www.spiegel.de/static/360grad/kamtschatka/

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=7775

http://imgur.com/a/p2Yla

"A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you that you've been ambushed."

African hacks of pirated video games:

"Full disclosure: this article exists so I can tell you all about Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas: Kirk Douglas. Just look at it! It’s exquisite."

More here.

Hahahahaha, this is awesome.

"So God made a banker."

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/so-god-made-a-banker-2013-02-06

There's a Dutch fashion designer who makes dresses with a 3D-printer:

Some of the pictures are NSFW, since it involves almost naked models, but the collections are pretty neat.
http://www.irisvanherpen.com/home

Go here and make pretty things: http://weavesilk.com/

I don't even know where to put this but just listent to the whole thing. It's amazing.

http://momspaghetti.ytmnd.com/

This is real, I've tried it myself

http://pastebin.com/DJy4RJ2u

This is the greatest thing you'll see today.

FLORIDA MAN!

http://io9.com/5983115/florida-man-is-the-nations-worst-superhero

People are douches.

Bill Gates does an AMA on Reddit:

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/18bhme/im_bill_gates_cochair_of_the_bill_melinda_gates/

Remember kids: CLOSE YOUR HTML TAGS.

http://www.sewingandembroiderywarehouse.com/embtrb.htm

I thought you were making a joke about breaking forum threads, at first.

Hackers Broadcast Zombie Apocalypse Alert on US TV

This makes ANY page interesting, at least in Chrome.

Step 1: Copy the javascript in the spoiler tag:

Step 2: Go to any website, and right-click. Select "Inspect Element". Click on "Console".

Step 3: Paste the javascript.

Enjoy.

You kids and your keyboard shortcuts! In my day, we...

...oh, wait, yeah.

Heaven is this.

Not exactly, it mercilessly veers off into hell between 4:14:39 and 4:17:18.

I'm sorry, you seem to be speaking of a time that doesn't exist.

Am I the only one getting "Unsafe JavaScript attempt to access frame with URL" errors?

Oh, wait, there it goes. Holy shit.

http://server.dzone.com/articles/reality-developers-life-gifs

I HAD SELF ESTEEM ONCE.
And then this happened.

http://www.anaface.com/

My score: 15.2