Random thoughts and questions

It's okay, I'll just fill out the naming certificate while you're under.

It'll be "Trenchcoat McLonghair, Jr".

On what basis? She has no legal right to return a perfectly functional item.

Be thankful I'm not your lawyer. I'd squeeze the $16.16 out of your ears or other handy orifice.

OHSHITkeepyourheaddownmaybetheywon'tnotice

I was going to go with "Trenchcoat Junior" so we're thinking on the same wavelength here.

HA! Go ahead and try! My lawyer is bald.

On the basis that otherwise you'll be wasting much more than $16.16 worth of time. Like I said, if the principle bugs you, tell her you'll see her in court.

You'll also likely lose more than $16.16 in sales when she tells all her Facebook friends what a terrible nasty very bad business you run.

Pfffft, she's got no basis for any type of case whatsoever so this will get exactly as far as a lawyer slapping her and giving her twenty dollars to leave his office. The handwritten warning letter she sent advised me that she had talked to a lawyer and he told her she had an open and shut case because "they are trying to nickel and dime you" so...best lawyer ever?

I worked seven days in a row and today was the first of four days off in a row.

And I'm completely bored already.

Any suggestions for getting blood out of carpet?

Hydrogen Peroxide based cleaner (usually has "oxy" in the brand name)

If it's been there a while, a tablespoon of ammonia mixed with a half cup of water (keep ammonia away from bleach) and blot the stain with it.

Cold water, not hot

Has anyone heard from Dan Lawrence since this post?

Cut up the carpet and roll it around the body. Dispose of both at the same time.

What if the carpet really ties the room together.

Wonderful Christmastime is THE WORST Christmas song ever. Period. FACT.

"Wonderful Christmastime (Dubstep Remix)"

Time to petition Lum for a Dislike button again.

Disagree. "Last Christmas" tops it. Barely, but still tops it.

"All I Want For Christmas Is You"

BOOM. MIC DROP!

To be fair, that's the other one I was considering posting.

Nope, those are fairly tolerable. There is an insidious earworminess to Wonderful that makes it harder to purge from one's brain once you've heard it.

Ritter Sport has a chocolate version called Praline that is the best god damn thing I have ever had.

brb, shooting self in brain to remove all three of those songs

I personally find it amusing when you walk into a store and hear them playing one of the more graphic versions of "Santa Baby."

You guys aren't even coming close to the depths of evil involved in bad Christmas songs!

I'll trump you all.

"Christmas Shoes"

Game, set, match.

And it's been stuck in my head for the last twenty minutes, ever since I read where your status about it on Facebook. I like you, Ryan, but FUCK YOU.

Barking Jingle Bells.

I think we're done here.

I don't care about annoyance or earwormability. What I care about is the Rape Carol that comes out of my radio every damn year in the form of "Baby It's Cold Outside".

You only say that because you don't understand the language.

I am so glad I'm not the only one who's a little bit creeped out by "What's in this drink???"

"I've really got to get home..."
"BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE."
"N-no really, it's like 2:00 AM-"
"YOU'LL FREEZE OUT THERE."

It is absolute hell sitting through that song.

I think she means "what liquor are you using", not "did you just slip me a roofie".

I refuse to think poorly of Dean Martin.

I'm really tempted to OH that on Facebook, because describing it as a "rape carol" is simply spectacular.

Steal away. Preach the word.

Say, what's in this drink?

For some reason, "Merry Little Christmas" sounds condescending to me.