Random thoughts and questions

I think that would be quite polite. In that, it would make your life easier. So, polite -- to YOU.

Today fucking blew. I was hung over the whole time, I rolled my fucking ankle which now hurts and funnerest yet smashed my fucking knee into a bus bulkhead. Also my hand? PAINSHARDS last night.

Plus this annoying prick on the subway wouldn't shut the fuck up and stop gnawing on the remnants of my last nerve until I threatened to force feed him the bloody remnant of his dick which was apparently a sufficiently graphic and plausible threat to uproot him from the dusty caverns of my anus.

And now as a joyous conclusion to this day of days I've rediscovered the scintillating mystery of the shattered fucking toilet seat by landing myself deep within its busom.

DEATH ME NOW, WORLD. JUST FUCKING TAKE ME.

...Aeon, how did you shatter your toilet seat?

One of my roommates has an ass that descends with all the force of a dinosaur annihilating asteroid.

TL;DR I AM CRABBY AND IRRITABLE TODAY

*offers hugs and booze*

Do you think infinity's bigger on the inside?

*smishes* 'Ey bro, I'd smash you in the face with dis fucking amazing lasagna in a pan (maybe someday?) but since distance have some fond wishes that things'll improve in the week instead. @n@

At times it's hard to strike the right balance with that search for a perfect emote. But uh, wow. Some of you guys are stealthy at hiding your secondary ranks/titles/alignment yo. *side eyeing with quirky brow so hard*

I am fucking freezing my ass off in my apartment. We do this every year. Every year. We have never actually lit the pilot light for our apartment's heaters in all the years we have lived here, because it's always only cold for like. A month. So we are too lazy/stupid to do it.

It is 52 degrees outside, and I'm pretty sure it's about 55 inside. Brr, goddammit.

I'm wearing layers! Honest! I'm even wearing these fingerless gloves! But my hair is wet. :(((((((((((((((((((

Burrow in the blanket forts v____v
Or steal the heat from someone!

The discoloration of water from the sink means I cannot make tea or hot chocolate so I have no company for writing tonight.
I really hope things get sorted out tomorrow though, because I really don't want to wait days on end.

HOW ELSE CAN I TYPE ELYSCAPE

They look kinda like this:

So basically, when you're reading the forums you really just see the Matrix don't you?

Hmm. I'm not sure if this helps, but it amuses me:

The Shakespearean Insult Kit


EDIT:
Seems like a lot of people are having 'end-of-the-world' parties tonight. Any excuse to drink, I guess? Meh.

A work friend got an invitation to such a party but wanted to spend the evening with her kids instead, just in case, you know.

She's a little superstitious. It's kinda cute.

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I don't know about these things, so excuse me for asking a stupid question, but why don't you just light it now?


Not that it helps you, but should society collapse tomorrow I have a modern wood-burning stove and lives next to a forest... When the chainsaws run out of gas (and I might need to save those for the zombies) things will be a bit slower, but I do on a selection of axes and saws. In fact, come to think of it, I'm well stocked for the zombie apocalypse.

I don't know about Sjofn's situation, but in my apartment, the only person authorized to light the pilot on the heater is a certified technician from the gas company.

I don't know where you live, but where I live, as long as you don't do something stupid and burn down the apartment building, the landlord doesn't give a shit what you do as long as it doesn't cost him anything.

We light our own since it's prone to going out frequently, and we don't have central air so it might be a bit different for us.

Photographs of Barack Obama spanning his presidency, from his official photographer:

http://lightbox.time.com/2012/10/08/pete-souza-portrait-of-a-presidency/

We have a very huggy president.

The world may not have ended today but the video for "Gangnam Style" passed one billion views on YouTube. Coincidence?!

Likes for these ideas. But it's best to burrow in the blankets fort WITH SOMEONE!!

(bow chicka bow bow)

Go home shift6 you're drunk

You aren't too far off the mark. Last night I started to feel the tingle of a cold or something coming on so I had a couple doses of green-death flavor NyQuil before going to bed. This morning I woke up feeling as if I was drunk, and even now am pretty woozy.

Giant Fucking Q

Pretty sure we'd have to let the maintenance guy do it.

Its billion views were what was needed to break the Mayan apocalypse spell.

FINALLY I have a diagnosis. Took this expert less than five minutes (plus an hour with his PA) to determine what my other doctors couldn't get in three and a half weeks.

Endometriosis and polycystic ovarian syndrome. I have the corrective surgery scheduled for January 3.

WOOOOOOOOOOO! A fix is in sight!

Also welcome to the PCOS club.

As if we needed more proof that this world deserves to end.

Well, I'll bet people singing "Jingle Bells" exceeded one billion times eons ago, and Gangnam Style is a MUCH better song.

P.S. Mr. Alligator says WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

and also he wishes you didn't have to wait so long for surgery.

Polycystic ovaries here, too. Spent six weeks on bed rest because of it in 1999. JOY. I'm glad you got a diagnosis, but I'm sorry you have to wait so long.

I won't say wooo, although I'm glad you will soon be out of pain, I imagine you are probably reeling with the news as well. Let me just say that my wife has PCOS and we have two healthy kids. If you have questions, feel free to PM me.

Oh, yeah -- both my sister and half-sister have PCOS too (thanks dad), and both of them have successfully spawned. (Twice, in my full sister's case.)