Random thoughts and questions

There's too much space between your words and your picture.

Ahh, that does it. I feel like a new man. Here. Feel me.

Yesterday at Home Depot I bought a nipple and a package of butt splices. My partner and I were both disappointed that we had no need for a ballcock. Yes, we are 11-year-old boys.

Actually, you are both lesbians, so it makes sense that you wouldn't need ballcock.

I've found that with age my Sean Connery impression has improved. It's still awful, but better than it used to be.

I just found out my favorite singer of all time had his concert re-scheduled for this evening. I couldn't make the last one because I had an allergic reaction the day of and my face blew up. I now have about 1 hr to determine if I want to drive 2hrs to see this concert by myself.

My hold up is, I don't like doing things by myself and may find the experience less enjoyable if I'm not with someone to share it with.
I'm concerned I will regret not going for the rest of my life, assuming he really is retiring and never going to tour again.

First of all, do it.

Second of all, who's the singer?

Hey krise madsen, how's your father doing?

I know I really should go or I'm going to kick myself.

Don't judge me
Morrissey

Yeah do it. It might be less enjoyable than going with someone else, but it's still more enjoyable than not going at all.

Did you get the nipples greased?

Could have been a lot worse. Um... go? Why would you not go? Everyone likes going to concerts with people more than going by themselves, but if it's your last chance to see your favorite favorite artist of all time you go by yourself if you have to, obviously. Glad I could help you make up your mind.

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

At some point, I quit skipping shows because no one would go. I drove to another state last year to see a show I really wanted too see and even alone, it was one of the best I have been to. Now, I usually have alcohol to keep me company, so that generally helps.

EDIT: I guess I should cop to who I went and saw: KoRn with a couple of dubstep producers opening up.

Quite well, and thank you for asking. He's been steadily improving, and all the tests come out fine. He had an unrelated cardio test today that went without a hitch.

Are you still here? You should be getting ready for the concert. And you can always throw something up on Facebook and see if anyone wants to go with.

See bengunn, it could be way worse than Morrissey.

I'm stuck at work for another hour. They wouldn't let me leave early.

EDIT: I made funny joke, but of course over-thought it and was beaten to the punch by Shadarr. Curses!

Yeah. I knew that would take the heat off bengunn. :)

I also quit making excuses for my taste in music long ago. ;)

When you say "Look at that fat woman, fat people are stupid!", you don't get the new Skylander that was waiting at the house.

It's very freeing when you accept that Your Favourite Band Sucks. I went through an indier-than-thou phase in college, but eventually stopped worrying about what other people would think about what I listen to. The only band I still listen to from that time is They Might Be Giants.

Now I have Matchbox 20, Maroon 5 and even a song by Celine Dion and Nickelback in my library. I wouldn't go see any of them in concert, but it has nothing to with shame. I just don't really enjoy being an audience member.

Maybe you'll think about the consequences of your actions the next time you want a new Skylander.

My renter's insurance apparently covers damage caused by spacecraft.

Awesome.

Excuse me.



Have a nice dose of sass.

But did you get any caulk?

I'm guessing no.

This is my 2,300th post and I will spend it complaining about drawthings.

BUGGERYFUCK! What the hell are lips and how do they work? Also, noses. I will fight you.
You are the jutting precipice upon which all dreams are shattered at.
We will never understand each other. I curse you to suffer the venom of a thousand fires!

AND TO THE DARKNESS, THE COLD LONELINESS OF SPACE I EXILE YOU, KISSING!

Psssssssr.
Hey.
Soli-chan


Check this out.
It's a tutorial.
It's helped me out a bit, so maybe it'll help you? You have to download it but I think it's worth it.
That person has other tutorials too.




Also, I apologize for all my spelling, grammatical, etc. mistakes for the past, uh, 48 hours? I haven't slept much. The ol' biological parsing machine is glitching a bit.

Bleh....woke up this morning, drank some water and took some meds because I wasn't feeling real well. Then I vomited out all of the water and meds...for no apparent reason (I had a sore throat, not nausea). Then I sneezed twice, which hurt like hell after that. Feel like I lost a fight....

I would quote your post and say, "Hope it's not the flu", but I am afraid that in that quoting I would expose myself to your evil sickness.

Feel better!

Alligator is clearly enjoying Robert's suffering!

If she says it's a sympathy like Griot will be maaaaaaaaaad.

Fair Enough.

That was a sympathy like ^^

I took the Mensa home test and the result made me sad.
Not because it's "too low", but because it's not high enough for my standards. ugh.
ughhh i need to go read a dictionary

Don't worry, you'll always meet our standards.

.../shuddering sobs

No one told me the booze laws here are terrible. And stupid. Seriously, I have to go to a restaurant or brewery to get a goddamn six-pack? WTF PENNSYLVANIA.

Yeah, that weirded me right the fuck out when I moved to Pittsburgh for two years. And I was coming from Texas, which has some of the most hilariously complex booze laws in the country.

Yeah poor you - other people have to go to a gym!