After playing Grey's Anatomy, I have decided to fill the niche for unintentionally bad games by only playing (mostly) bad games created for girls. Grey's Anatomy was only the first in a long series, though - there are many like it, most of them in glorious 800x600 resolution. Which game shall I play next, though? You can decide by answering the poll. Scene It? Twilight is the game about sadistic vampire boyfriends that isn't Diabolik Lovers. To complete it, one has to answer trivia questions and watch videos about everyone's favorite book/movie series while losing brain cells every second. Oh, and Carlisle Cullen's voice is pretty hot, I guess. Desperate Housewives is a game about being desperate while also being a housewife. It plays a bit like the Sims and has actual dialogue options. Also, you can spread nasty rumors about other women while being the town bicycle yourself. Disney Princess: My Fairytale Adventure is...well, a game about Disney princesses. And you get to be the apprentice of the Fairy Godmother and fuck everyone's lives up majorly just because you suck at your job. Did I mention this game actually looks pretty good for bargain bin fodder? The You Testament is a game about finding God. Which is kind of hard to do, because the game sucks balls. You follow a Jesus expy around while he gives you lessons about life and hands you magical powers like levitation, fireballs and other awesome stuff. The graphics are terrible, NPCs will attack one another relentlessly and guards will arrest you and crucify you for the littlest offenses. But hey, at least you can make your character 11 feet tall.
How's is this even possible to choose? I want to see them all Excuse me while I stare at the poll and play eenie-meenie-miney-mo
It's hard to choose, But I'll go with Desperate Housewives, because I love the show and I want to see your snarky comments about it XD Although that "The You testament" seems a very good source of trashiness!
ALL OF THEM. ALL. Disney Nicki Minaj >> Desperate Sausage Cravers >> Too Much Heaven On Their Minds >> *sparkles* Best of lucks, Randomletters. You'll need it.
I'd stage an intervention for your sanity if I didn't want to see all these so much. ALL THE BAD GAMES, but do the bible fanfic first.
Did you know that the guy who made The You Testament also made Making of a Prophet, a game about Islam? I'm sure it's handled with the utmost cultural sensitivity.
I agree with everyone else here. I'm sure we'll all have fun at your expense. I kinda want to see the Bible fanfic, it sounds....interesting.
Since 'All of the above' isn't an option, I'd have to go with The You Testament. I've seen an LP of it before, and it's... it's a special kind of crazy. It's even more hilarious / painful if you happen to be well versed in the Bible... calling it a fanfic is scarily accurate.
I can't decide between Desperate Housewives or The You Testament. It seems like I ended up going with the majority.
Where is the "All of above" option? I voted for Desperate Housewives, but I also really want to see you being the worst Fairy Godmother ever.
I am surprised that this got so many votes! I voted for Disney Princess myself (yes, I can vote) because that shit is bananas.
I VOTE FOR EVERYTHING. AHHH! Catty Bitch >> JESUS-PUNCH >> Disney Failure >> Sparkles McFangface Okay actually you can stop after Disney.
Desperate Housewives it is, then. It will require some preparation, and I won't play the entire game. I might just start Disney Princess in the meantime and play that as well. What kind of Desperate Housewife would you like me to be? A nice and perfect little angel, a neutral down-to-earth mom or a despicable bitch?
I think "Incompetent Fairy Godmother" would be a game I'd play on the basis of the title alone, but as it stands, be sly and subtly Machiavellian while projecting an air of superficial charm.
How do you even FIND this shit to play? xD Oh lordie, I'll be looking forward to this. Why do you do this to yourself, Random?
I work at a local game shop, and I've made a deal with the owner that he gives me some terrible games that don't sell well at all every now and then (though The You Testament is available for free on the Internet). Bad games have always interested me.
