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SANTA HELP US, THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS HAS STARTED AGAIN

Discussion in 'The Sanctum Santorum' started by RyanMM, Nov 23, 2012.

  1. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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  2. Shake Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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    I'm dressing up as Krampus for xmas this year. Gonna fight for Santa while lookin' like I'm in GWAR.
  3. jerri blank Despondent Fancybear

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  5. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

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  6. drew This Is SEWIOUS

    Wow, I expected to see FOX news, but so much of it, I mean ALL of it was FOX news.
    I need to scrub my brain now.
  7. HeavenlyInsanity Worked The System

    THE NATIVITY IS CANCELLED
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  8. Afti Cuts Down The River, Not Across The Road

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    I wish there was a war on Christmas, because maybe then we wouldn't have decorations, carols, and related bullshit in fucking October.
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  9. Jason Pace Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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    There is no War on Christmas. Neither the president nor Congress has declared it or taken action. At best this could be seen as a Police Action on Christmas, except that it is entirely being fought by corporations and individuals, so it's probably best described as a Resistance Against Christmas, or a Revolution. A Civil Action?

    Or, it could just be people and corporations (which are apparently people too) exercising their right to free speech and freedom of expression. You know, unlike the Christmongers who are demanding that everyone celebrate Christmas the way they want it to be celebrated. Well, I suppose it is within their rights to complain about it, even to boycott stores they disagree with... hmm, I guess there is nothing to see here.
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  10. Adam B Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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    Won't somebody think of the poor oppressed Christians?
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  11. Meserach Despondent Fancybear

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    We really should stop throwing them to the lions in the Circus Maximus so much.
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  12. Mark M Elitist Negative Nancy

    But without Christians for entertainment, will the Circus Maximus still give +5 happiness?
  13. extarbags Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I like that "AGAINST CHRISTMAS!!!" translates to "only uses the word 'Christmas' occasionally in their advertising instead of constantly."
  14. Afti Cuts Down The River, Not Across The Road

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    Christmas the Christmas because Christmas to Christmas Christmas.

    AFA-approved advertising. My rates are low, people.
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  15. Flowers Despondent Fancybear

    If Fox News values tradition so much and wants to spend the next month telling us all what to do, I demand to know which of their number stands ready to be bound to the altar of Saturn.
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  16. Eduardo X Worked The System

    There's little that makes me as angry as Christmas. I don't celebrate it, never have, never will. I'm an atheist who grew up Jewish, and to me the shock at my not wanting to participate in Christmas was always kind of a point of pride for me: I am an immigrant, I am not Christian, and I'm proud that I don't just take up another culture's celebrations so that my own can flourish. But seriously, shut up about Jesus and Santa already! (Yeah, I'm jaded.)

    I've been noticing more and more that lots of Christmas songs and movies are about people forgetting about or losing out on Christmas. What's with the fear? It's not like there are a lot of people as angry as me about Christmas.
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  18. The Mad Hatter Hard Cider Gal

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    As long as I still get time off between December 21 and January 3, I don't much care what they call the days in between. The same goes for Easter weekend.
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