Screw Mafia - Let's Play Monster Squad! You know, for Grown Ups!

I get two votes? Awesome.

Oh oops. You get the point.

And fer what it's worth, Gryff's not the Witch or Werewolf. I'd fuckin know. Wish I'd picked someone else to investigate last night, maybe this fuck Ozzo over here, but I'm not gonna take information to my fuckin grave.

"Geez, that was perfectly good whiskey!"

Ryutaro picks up the flask, examining the puncture.

"You investigated Gryff?"

You fuckin deaf, kid? Drink too much already to parse fuckin plain English? Yeah, I investigated him last night.

(That should be 2, Gertrude. And has everyone voted?)

Gryff frowns, then points at maniskumquat

[Vote maniskumquat]

Gryff frowns further then points at Kwit

[Vote Kwit]

Updated Votes

Aaron 8 - (Tome, Ozzo, Kat, KWhit, Jordan, Anabanana, Jacquelle, Matt)
KWhit 3 - (John, maniskumquat, Gryff)
Ozzo 1 - (Aaron)

Everyone has voted yeah. There are a couple deadline votes though.

8 minutes.

"I don't know whether you're actually the Hunter or pretending to be.

Ryutaro clutches the back of his neck, leaning back against the armchair.

"I don't want to make these decisions. I just came here because it was cheap!"

Screw it, maybe we can change things in the last 7 minutes.

Vote Kwhit

unvote Ozzo

Still think you're a monster, but fuck, I don't know if KWhit is one.

vote Kwhit

And maybe people with an irrational fuckin fear of judges will change their minds now.

Not knowing what do do the group finds a note that nobody noticed was left for them. It simply reads:

"KWhit -

-The Judge"

As the clock struck noon everyone looks toward KWhit.

"Wait, what? I don't want to die. I only wanted to help people," he pleads

John shakes his head, "You know what has to be done. We have to make sure you aren't a monster."

"I'm no monster!"

maniskumquat and Gryff each grab one of KWhit's shoulders roughly. There was no time for gentleness. KWhit only half-heartedly struggles as they place him on the floor. He knows there is no way to get out of this. John grabs the dagger, wondering if the damn thing would work this time. He lifts the blade into the air only for a moment before bringing it down and piercing KWhits skin, muscle, bone and finally a very human heart. He was dead before he could get another word out. There was no spirit released, only quiet, somber death. The group sits morosely for a moment before reacting to the fact that they had killed one of their own.

You've Judge Lynched KWhite - Human Nurse Doctor

You can comment about this briefly but then we will head to the night phase. I'll mail out what I need from you as it goes on and as soon as we get through all the business we will reveal the NK (If there is one) and head into DAY THREE

I'm going to get food and a bloody mary, I'll work on night stuff later. :D

Great. Fuckin great. Instead of calling for the fuckin obvious monster over in the corner there, you killed the fuckin nurse.

At least when I fuckin die tonight, I won't be left wondering.

Ryutaro rises to his feet slowly. A thin trail of smoke still peters up from his cigarette as he stares at KWhit's body.

"Man."

Wondering whether ye're all fucked, that is. Cause you are.

Nice work.

Not content with killing just one doctor, you managed to kill TWO doctors.

Thumbs up!

Oh, god. What now? Now there's no protection?

Nope. To put it colloquially, we are fucked.

"You guys killed both doctors."

Ryutaro picks up Aaron's knife, dropping it into its owner's lap as he passes.

"Keep it with you. You're gonna need it."

Aaron snorts, tossing his head back and smiling thinly.

Too bad you don't have the fuckin balls to go knife to knife with me, but I'd gut you like a fish.

He chuckles without humor, and walks back to his room with a parting shot:

Until tonight, then.

I'm going to follow up on what you said Aaron, good night.

And by that I mean the comment about Gryff, just clarifying.

"Still going to accuse me, huh?"

Ryutaro's gaze follows Aaron as he rounds the doorway.

"Now is the last time we'll see each other."

Are you guys ready? Day 3 is about to start and a lot of stuff is going down. >:D

After the disappointment of slaying an innocent KWhit everyone winds down and heads to their seperate quarters. They had no idea the craziness that would be happening throughout the night.

The first person to enter the TV room the next day for more investigating is Tome and what greeted her was not for the faint of heart. Ozzo's body was on the couch, but it no longer had a head. The head lay next to the body a cigarette still between his clenched teeth. In Ozzo's hand was a letter.

"Monster Squad --

I have always dreamed of being immortal, and I don't care the cost. My sanity, my soul, it doesn't matter. Please, please take me into your ranks soon before somebody figures out that I've been working against the humans. I know one of your identities so you can know that I'm loyal. The Werewolf whose name is..."

The writing becomes unreadable after this, the note is drenched with blood.

Ozzo - Human Dark Acolyte was killed by the Vigilante.

Everyone looks at each other in shock before Jordan screams, "The child! Where is the child?"

Gasps and assorted expletives fly out of the group's mouths before they run to Jacquelle's room. They tear the place apart trying to find her.

Finally Anabanana opens Jacquelle's toy box but remains silent. She stands up attempting to scream, but nothing comes out.

Anabanana has been silenced by the witch.

Everyone has a reaction to what is in the toy box, retching, screaming, crying. The little girl who never let her opinions be silenced was stuffed inside, with too little room to fit, causing her limbs to be broken in unnatural, ghastly ways.

Jacquelle - Human Innocent Child is dead.


Live / Dead List

1. Anabanana
2. Ozzo - Human Dark Acolyte - Dead
3. soundlyParanoid - Human Doctor - Dead
4. Gryff
5. Jacquelle - Human Innocent Child - Dead
6. maniskumquat
7. Matthew Schempp
8. AaronSofaer
9. Kat
10. jordantigers - Human Lucky Bastard
11. KWhit - Human Nurse - Dead
12. JohnStargazer
13. Tome-Chan
14. Harry Boggs - Human Landlord - Dead

As a note. I know that it is debatable whether the vigilante should get activated. I decided to say yes, because in reality it is semantics whether or not he should be activated and it would be more interesting. I decided this way before it was decided WHO would be vigilante killed.

Good call Aaron. Any interesting results on your end?

Everyone who is left goes back to the TV room.

Tome is muttering under her breath as she walks to the TV room.

One of the only people I trusted is now dead...great.

I know Gryff isn't a vampire. I know vampires and he isn't the type. Besides him, Jordan, and /sobs/ Jacquelle I've been taking everyone's comments with a small dose of skepticism.

I guess we will see what happens now.

Aaron walks into the TV room, shaking his head in disbelief.

Fuck.

There are bags under his eyes, and he looks ragged and exhausted.

Some fuckhead was blocking my investigating last night. The werewolf, at a fuckin guess. No new information.

He spits on Ozzo's corpse.

They'll kill me tomorrow night. Smart move on their part, to fuckin lock me down but leave me alive. Nothing worse than being fuckin helpless.

As a formal apology to Ozzo and the Monsters - I completely forgot that a judge kill didn't count towards the vigilante. I fucked that up. I will be more judicious in the future. This is my first time running this type of game.

To make amends even if you guys lynch another townie the vigilante will not be activated tonight.

Wait, Aaron, you were blocked by the werewolf?

That's what I fuckin said, yeah.

I'm going to be killed by monsters for this, but one dead monster is better than none.

Matt is the werewolf.

Vote Matt

And good call with Ozzo, Aaron and Vig. I was thinking he was the Nurse orz

...

A slow grin spreads over Aaron's face. He speaks quietly.

If you're the Witch or Vampire, then you're dying tomorrow, y'know. But I'm guessing you're the Watcher in the shadows, aren't you.

Voting Matthew Schempp

To be clear, maniskumquat, you are the watcher, and watched Matt last night?

As a question to more experienced mafia players than I - Is the vigilante usually a once shot skill or does it work multiple times? My inexperience is showing (obvs as I just screwed up with Ozzo) and I don't know how it usually goes.