Screw Mafia - Let's Play Monster Squad! You know, for Grown Ups!

I'll be doing the lynch in a few hours, so you know. I think it is pretty clear what is going to happen though.

My computer crapped out and I am at the repair shop right now. Typing this on my cell phone. I'll update as soon as I get home in a couple hours.

There are no limits to how far I'll go to avoid being lynched!

You un-crap his computer, this instant! >:o

Ha! OK -- I just got my computer back this afternoon.

It is looking like this round it is a lynch on Matthew. Let me get his ending written and then we can move on to the night period for a while.

"So... It looks like I'm caught then, no denying it," Matthew turns to the group smiling a big toothy smile... that was getting toothier by the second. His entire stance changes, becoming more animal like, hair emerging from everywhere, sinew and bone shifting with a grotesque crunching sound.

Manis grabs the dagger just before Matthew leaps onto her. He manages to get one giant claw an inch away from her face before she jams the blade into his heart. Matthew reels back howling madly, backing away from the terrified Manis before looking into her eyes... and exploding, leaving everyone covered in his blood, flesh and hair.

Matthew Schempp, Werewolf, has been slain.

Live / Dead List

1. Anabanana
2. Ozzo - Human Dark Acolyte - Dead
3. soundlyParanoid - Human Doctor - Dead
4. Gryff
5. Jacquelle - Human Innocent Child - Dead
6. maniskumquat
7. Matthew Schempp - Werewolf - Dead
8. AaronSofaer
9. Kat
10. jordantigers - Human Lucky Bastard
11. KWhit - Human Nurse - Dead
12. JohnStargazer
13. Tome-Chan
14. Harry Boggs - Human Landlord - Dead

Night phase starts now. Just mail me with what you guys want to do. :D I will try to get the next day started tomorrow afternoon, but in the evening I have family plans so you'll be on your own for the day period.

Another day, another group meeting in the TV room. Everyone enters the dreary space, looking for whoever is missing, because there is always someone missing, someone dead in the morning. Shockingly everyone is there and accounted for. After silently counting heads Aaron opens his mouth to say something, "..."

AaronSafaer has been silenced.

The day cycle will last until tomorrow afternoon.

I'm alive? I'm alive!!

But wait, when did jordantigers die?

Guys, I have something important to say.

I've been observing Anabanana for awhile now, and her behavior always bothered me. She was always quick to point fingers and condemn and now I know why. After carefully watching her last night, I now know.

Ana is a vampire.

Vote Anabanana

I laughed at ye all when yer were mumbling 'bout manster hidding in the night, but I aintet laughing now, and ye may take me far a drank bastard, but if ah die tonight, at least ah kno I won't have drunk meh life aweh:
tome-chan is the Nosferatu
I'll have to leve ye with dis, as I'm going to pass out aneh moment now
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Aaron drinks from his thermos, the rich smell of tea filling the room. He has been silenced, and says nothing.

Is that a fact son? I was maghty susps.. suspic.. suspicious when ya made so and so claims to be able to hunt the creatures of the night c'pla days ago, but ah guess one of yer friends mustet have hide ye this old drunks gaze!
But guess wat, ain't nobody hiddin ye no more!

Well this is just great. I watched Kat last night and they targeted Aaron. And now Aaron is silenced.

Wonderful.

Oh whoops, haha for some reason I thought it was the vamp who silences people orz

So I guess Kat is the witch?

He's not dead. I just got carried away because his role has been ided.

Well, this makes things really easy. For me at least.

Vote Tome-chan

I thought you were suspicious from the start, what with your constant waffling about and reluctance to actually participate in scum-hunting. I'm really regretting suspecting KWhit instead the other day.

Anyway, I need to go to sleep soon, so I'll just leave it at that. Should be back in like half a day from now.

(And yeah, what's up with jordantigers?)

@Ana - He's alive, it was pretty much a glorified typo.

Aaron looks around, clearly listening. His mouth works as though he wishes to say something, and then he glares at his thermos, mouth working in a string of obvious curses.

Aaron looks at everyone, then shrugs. Deadline vote: Anabanana ((I can still vote while silenced, right? If not, disregard this post. Also, since I can't talk anyway, I'm going to go deal with the stuff that just exploded in my life. ))

Yeah, that would make Kat the witch and Ana the Vampire.

Oh, and there is someone who got tapped in to join the monster squad too.

Nope, still ticking. Amazingly enough.

Votes

Anabanana - (Tome-Chan, Aaron)
Tome-Chan 1 - (Anabanana)

With 8 living players you need 5 to lynch. At this point the Judge would make the decision. The vote ends tomorrow afternoon after I get lunch. I would say around 1PM. I will give you a 15 minute warning before lynching.

Deadline Vote: Anabanana

Deadline for now cause I gotta go and do seriousnotreally stuff for awhile.

So yer telling meh that yer came out as tha watcher last naight, and the monsters left yer alone?

That is pretty amazing. The only explanation I can think of that doesn't involve maniskumquat being a monster is that they are waiting to see if they can snuff out the more important rolls? Of course, I would think the watcher would be their top priority.

aye, the only two peopel we kno for shure who they are is aaron and mani, which would make 'em prime candidates for the monsters. So either mani got nked and aaron silenced, or aaron got nked and silenced to cover up the fact that he got nked.
I'm jus' gonan assume tha aaron threw his vote in with the Nosferatu so quickleh b'cause of pressin matters, while mani just pointed to meh as bein the witch pretty outraight. So I think the first of mah two suggested bemonsterings holds true!

VOTE TOME-CHAN

Seems reasonable, and fits in with Aarons summary.

[Vote Anabanana]

Frankly I am a little surprised I woke up this morning still on the townie team but I guess no one sees my true value *sigh*. So, they must have taken someone from the townies, and it seems most likely that they would have taken one of the declared powers. I would have thought the Watcher would be the best one to take, as it is the most general threat to them all. Following that, The monster hunter is the second most threatening to them, as he can detect all monsters other than the vampire (Including the new monster, yes?). After that Van Helsing, but that is only a threat to the Vampire, so I presume there was a monster argument about it but I am guessing the vamp would lose. Choosing any of the declared would have the possibility of a Judge which has definite value, but has a roughly equal chance to get the vigilante who is the least valuable.

So this theory points at Maniskumquat as the most likely target (the too obvious one?), then Aaron (but he was silenced...) and then Tome, who came out with Anabanana. Of course if Tome was taken, why would Kat suddenly try to claim Van Helsing, when Tome had done this yesterday without so much as a mild complaint by Kat? And this scumish behaviour is backed up by Manis claim. So, this line of thought has Aaron back at top of the suspicion pile!! Unless, the monsters thought taking the judge out was worth the risk to give them more control. (I presume if a townie has been taken they lose their town power? Therefore a judge can't decide ties if he is taken??)

When I said choosing any of the declared in the first paragraph, I of course meant the UN-declared.

I'll deadline vote Anabanana but why are we taking out the vamp right now, instead of the witch? The vamp can't do anything.

I can't really explain why I'm still alive. It's probably to make me look suspicious, as you all have said already. :(

I didn't know that Kat was the witch when I voted or I would have voted to take out the witch.

I'm not very suspicious of you, mostly because Kat started going after me so it fits with what you've said.

Yeah, thinking about who may or may not have been taken by the NK last night is just driving me into Wine territory, so I'll join the rest of you in trusting Tome-chan.

Vote Anabanana.

Yea, I trust you too. I was getting suspicious of Anabanana due to my process of elimination but I had nothing to back it up. It's no big deal, we can take out the vamp right now. I will be very, very surprised if I'm still alive tomorrow, or at the very least not silenced, so just remember that I'm pretty sure Kat is the witch. :)

Votes

Anabanana - (Tome-Chan, Aaron, Jordan, Gryff, Manis, John)
Tome-Chan 1 - (Anabanana, Kat)

I'm going to the grocery store and then heading home, I'll settle the lynch then. Probably around 2ish.

Ana looks at the groups sweat pouring down her face and tears welling in her eyes. "No, no, don't DO this! I'm human! I'm human! This is a HUGE mistake! I'M the Van Helsing! I'm the Van Helsing!"

Tome shakes her head coming forward with the blade in hand. "Vell, I don't think anybody believes you. At least go out vith some dignity, monster!" Tome steps forward to stab the knife into Ana's chest, but she sides steps Tome's advance with ease. Ana looks down, sweeping her hair out of her face with too smooth a movement.

She laughs rows of sharp teeth forming, her smile pulling back into a wide grin. She laughs again, "I had to give it one more try didn't I?"

The silent Aaron comes out of the shadows, pushing Ana over the slumping couch. She falls face first over it, in her surprise not reacting quick enough to get away from another attack from Tome. Tome stabs the dagger down into Ana's back, into her heart.

Ana shakes, screeches and then begins cough, blood spilling from her mouth and eyes. Then her body becomes dust, spilling over the couch and bouncing around the room, covering the group that had just lynched her.

Anabanana the Vampire has been slain.

I'm going to be busy most of tomorrow so I'd like to get through the night phase in the next few hours and get started with another day tonight.

Live / Dead List

1. Anabanana - Vampire - Dead
2. Ozzo - Human Dark Acolyte - Dead
3. soundlyParanoid - Human Doctor - Dead
4. Gryff
5. Jacquelle - Human Innocent Child - Dead
6. maniskumquat
7. Matthew Schempp - Werewolf - Dead
8. AaronSofaer
9. Kat
10. jordantigers - Human Lucky Bastard
11. KWhit - Human Nurse - Dead
12. JohnStargazer
13. Tome-Chan
14. Harry Boggs - Human Landlord - Dead

Still waiting on people to end the night period. Hopefully they get back to me so I can start it before I head out tomorrow for a big day out and about.

The next day everyone enters the TV room once again, somberly looking around to see who is missing. It is immediately apparent that maniskumquat is not in attendance. The group runs frantically to her room, the door is unlocked and everyone heads inside.

mansikumquat's body is on her bed, sitting up, her mouth agape. Both of her eyes have been carefully scooped out of her head.

maniskumquat, The Watcher is dead

Aaron yells, Tome gasps and Gryff opens his mouth, "..."

Gryff has been silenced

The surviving tenants go back to the TV room to talk about what they discovered.

The day ends tomorrow afternoon probably around 1PM.

Well, I suppose unless I'm misreading the evidence, we've nearly wrapped this up.

Gryff wouldn't have targeted himself to be silenced this late in the game just to throw us off the trail, so not the witch.
Manis being the Watcher more or less confirms Aaron is the Hunter.
Based on how the last vote went, I'm betting that marks Kat as the last of the original monsters.

So, you know, Vote Kat.

It just leaves us the question of who got suborned.

Any chance you got really lucky on an investigation while you were silenced, Aaron?

Define "lucky".

I didn't fuckin' want there to be any mistakes, so I investigated Kat. The fuckin' Witch. Who everyone knew was the fuckin' Witch. And now he's gonna fuckin die.

Vote Kat.