Screw Mafia - Let's Play Monster Squad! You know, for Grown Ups!

(OOC: I guess you don't just fail at math. ;) ).

If Gryff is accusing me because I'm throwing out reasons the monsters could have silenced him, I was just trying to add to the discussion. I'm not sure what else I can say to that.

((To be fair, statistics, such as keeping track of a poll, is a branch of math.))

(OOC: I am not arguing just how fail you are. There are monsters about, damnit!)

You'll always look like scum in my eyes no matter what you do, JohnStargazer. ;)

Oh, yes, time zones. Of course.

Knocks the considerable ash off his cig. Takes a drag. Exhales loudly.

Right. Where were we? I've heard from Kwhit, who suspects John; John, who suspects Aaron (but only enough to kill him); and from Maniskumquat, who agrees with my (admittedly paltry) logic, then doesn't.

I still have no desire to pile on Aaron. And I still think that Gryff is town. So, I'll agree with him.

unvote Johnstargazer

Vote Maniskumquat

((Okay, it's eleven thirty my time, which means I have to leave for an all-day D&D session, so my vote will have to stand regardless of future arguments. Have fun with the current four way tie. <.<))

Yeah, that makes sense I guess. That's what I was trying to do too when I talked about it; it was just the thing that grabbed my attention first (apart from soundlyParanoid's death, which other people had already talked about). I was more suspicious of you because of low activity in general than that, actually.

Blah, I just woke up and I think I'm still drunk. Forgive my absence, but I did make sure I got up early enough to moderate. :D

Updated Votes

Tome 2 - (Aaron, Jaqcuelle)
Aaron 2 - (Tome, Ozzo)
maniskumquat 3 - (Gryff, Matt)
John 2 - (KWhit, Aaron)
KWhit 1 - (Anabanana, John)

You have an hour and a half before the lynch vote goes through, at this point the judge will be deciding.

There's something wrong with those numbers, but I just can't seem to put my finger on it. HMMMM.

I can go back through.

Oh!

Tome 2 - (Aaron, Jaqcuelle)
Aaron 2 - (Tome, Ozzo)
maniskumquat 2 - (Gryff, Matt)
John 2 - (KWhit, Aaron)
KWhit 2 - (Anabanana, John)

Morning does not favor the mathy.

Alright, be right back, go back through day 2. You guys switched a lot. ;D

Ozzo - I fixed that. :D

Amma not really sure what to think, but I fand aarons and anas arguing sorta suspiscious. Also, they wake me up every 5th second. So I'm going to go ahead and deadline vote Aaron.

Oh, yes, time zones. Of course.

Knocks the considerable ash off his cig. Takes a drag. Exhales loudly.

Right. Where were we? I've heard from Kwhit, who suspects John; John, who suspects Aaron (but only enough to kill him), or maybe Kwhit; and from Maniskumquat, who agrees with my (admittedly paltry) logic, then doesn't.

I still have no desire to pile on Aaron. And I still think that Gryff is town. So, I'll agree with him.

unvote Johnstargazer

Vote Maniskumquat

Sorry, I may be double posting. My connection is somewhat teneous at the moment.

Aight, well, if we're not votin fer fuckin Tome, unvote Tome-chan. I'll throw my vote t'whatever fuckhead actually gets a lead, but for now, fuck off, (voting to stake) Ozzo, I think yer fuckin gob would look better decorated by a knife.

Er, is my vote change suspicious? I unvoted because I liked John's response.
And I have low activity because, uh that's just how I am. One way to get me more active would be to accuse me, I guess.

I don't really know what to think, everyone's arguments have been pretty good and we still don't have a lot of info. I don't really suspect Aaron because he switched votes just so we wouldn't have a no lynch, I don't see an ulterior motive. In the interests of time running out and so we don't have a no-lynch,

deadline vote KWhit

I dunno if I'll be back in time for the deadline to switch again, so there it is.

Doh, we wouldn't have a no-lynch, it would fall on the judge, wouldn't it. Still, I dunno if it should fall to the judge.

Ok, I'm back.

Updated Votes

KWhit 3 - (Anabanana, John, maniskumquat)
Aaron 3 - (Tome, Ozzo, Kat)
John 2 - (KWhit)
maniskumquat 2 - (Gryff, Matt)
Ozzo 1 - (Aaron)
Tome 1 - (Jaquelle)

Rule clarification request - is it possible to have a vote and a Deadline Vote on contingency?

Nope.

Aw crud I gotta be off. Hope you guys manage to pull through somehow,

Impulsively Deadline Vote: KWhit

Why are people voting for me now? Because the guy who voted for me (or said he might vote for me) got night killed? That's kind of a terrible reason. Why would the monsters draw suspicion to themselves by being that obvious? I was never in danger of being lynched and killing the only person who mentioned my name yesterday only puts a target on my back. That would be terrible monster strategy - if I were a monster.

Voting for me is a pretty terrible move.

I'll switch for self preservation.

Unvote John

Vote Aaron

Gryff sighs and points at Tome-chan, then raises his hand.

[Vote Tome-chan]

Unvote KWhit

I wanna spend the last five minutes I have thinking about this

Screw it, I've got literally no time left.

Vote Aaron, no offense!

I do agree with what you said, but it's just incredibly weird that they would kill soundlyParanoid instead of a confirmed innocent otherwise. :( It's true though, that you were never close to being lynched...

Well, damn. How do you explain the choice of NK then? Why didn't they kill one of the confirmed goodies? None of this makes sense.

Gryff grimaces with frustration then points at Aaron and raises his hand.

[Vote Aaron]

"Feels too obvious to kill the doc to frame KWhit."

Ryutaro crashes down into a sagging armchair, crossing one leg over the other.

"Maybe they were looking for the watcher? Instead of searching, they should have killed the innocents. Nurse'll have to protect them tonight."

Shit. We have only 40 minutes left. I don't know if I'll be back before the deadline, and I REALLY don't want a no-lynch, so...

FUCK IT

Unvote: KWhit
Deadline vote: Aaron

I'll try to be back before noon PST hits.

I really don't want to vote for Aaron, but I'd rather lynch than leave it up to the judge. The judge either makes a completely random decision, or ends up exposed by his choice.

Vote Aaron

It'll all work out, I'm sure. Chin up, and all that.

I am torn between voting for the person I think is most likely to be a monster and adding to the majority so we get a guaranteed lynch.

...I don't want Aaron to die.

Unvote Tome
Vote Kwhit

...and of course a bunch of people vote Aaron while I'm typing.

Sorry, but there's only 30 minutes left and I don't trust judges.

vote Aaron

Ye're makin a massive fuckin mistake voting for me. Look at the fuckin discussion; the ball got rollin lit'rally because Ozzo took exception to me not wanting Jacquelle to be knifed. If that's a solid reason to get knifed the next day, then every one of you fuckers is dead, because the monsters have already fuckin won.

And I just wanna point out that a judge vote isn't a particularly bad fuckin thing. It's one guy, who definitely isn't a monster, picking someone. Monsters have no fuckin input in a judge vote, alright? If what I think is right, and I'm getting fuckin spiked by the monsters and all you fuckers are voting along with it, then almost half the fuckin votes for me are monster votes, and they're picking who you fuckin murder.

"I don't want a townie to die any more than you do. But man, I hope I'm right."

Ryutaro procures a flask from inside his jacket pocket, tilting the cap toward Aaron.

"Here. Drink."

Updated Votes

Aaron 8 - (Tome, Ozzo, Kat, KWhit, Jordan, Gryff, Anabanana, Jacquelle, Matt)
KWhit 3 - (AJohn, maniskumquat)
Ozzo 1 - (Aaron)
Tome 1 - (Jaquelle)

You have 20 minutes.

Aaron throws a knife, pinning the flask to the wall. Liquid dribbles out to run along the blade and drip onto the floor. His face is grim, and he runs his hand over his spiky, blond hair, pulling another knife out of what seems like thin air.

A Monster Hunter doesn't drink someone else's poisoned tipple. Fuckhead.