I believe there is an inverse relationship between fucks and feels, that can be illustrated by this FACES OF METH picture: Note on the left-hand side, before meth, how each person looks like they definitely give a fuck or two. Fucks are being given. Yet there is not much feeling happening because of the fucks that they must give. Now, on the right-hand side, after meth, there are no more fucks to give by anyone. I mean look at those poor bastards, they don't share even one fuck between them even if they wanted to give it! But they have all kinds of various shades of feels. They are literally brimming and bursting with (admittedly bad) feels. So I can understand why my personal history, moving from giving a fuck but not feeling to now having no fucks to give while sharing many feels, does illustrate a similar pattern as meth-heads. We can also see why my esteemed colleague Talisker is so anti-feels. I mean look at his avatar, that dude gives plenty of fucks but wouldn't have one feel about shooting you dead in the face for calling him a card-cheat! Talisker: NOT EVEN ONCE In conclusion, pie beats the hell out of cake.