Discussion in 'January And Everything After' started by RyanMM, Nov 19, 2012.
Apparently using Facebook is almost as bad as being sick.
Proving something we suspected but had no empirical data for until now!
What the hell are people doing on Facebook? For me it's just laughing at all the stupid shit my friends find and post, it's great fun.
I'm not surprised to see the likes of Facebook on the worst-ranked list, but I'm a little surprised by some of the other results. Why do people hate washing so much?
Some people are probably playing Facebook games. Or worse, Zynga games. That's sort of like Pippin communing with Sauron via the Palantir.
Having sex and drinking alcohol.
If it means "washing oneself," for me it's because I have long, long, long hair and it takes fifty fucking years to dry, during which I am not only freezing cold, but
Ingmar actively shuns me because he doesn't want my slimy wet hair anywhere near him. It is the WORST.
If it means doing laundry, that should be self-explanatory! Laundry sucks.
This study will be published in The Captain Obvious Journal of Shit You Knew Already Because Duh.
There's actually a pretty simple solution to the hair thing.
No, no there is not. I had a Dorothy Hamill haircut when I was a wee lass and it looked so terrible I will never have short hair again. I will be one of those weird old ladies with long, long hair.
I thought he was going with dreadlocks.
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