Solve the Puerto Rico Problem

Discussion in 'Debate and Discussion' started by Matthew Gallant, Nov 7, 2012.

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Choose your statemanteau

Megadakota 51 vote(s) 77.3%
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Tennetucky 4 vote(s) 6.1%
Wyomrado 5 vote(s) 7.6%
  1. Thoro Beardy Magnificence

    Location:
    More like Snoreway
    Where's the "Mega-City One" option?
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  2. Jason Pace Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Atlanta, GA
    You know what? Screw it... abolish individual states, The United States of America. New flag still has the 13 strips, but in the blue box just put one giant star.
  3. Reldan Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Atlanta, GA
    How very... Texas of you.
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  4. Jason Pace Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Atlanta, GA
    I suppose... but Texas would rather break off by itself.
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  5. extarbags Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    If you're interested in a super sharp one-star take on the US flag, I have a design for you:

    puerto-rico-flag.gif
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  6. Dufresne Armchair Designer

    Location:
    Charlestown, MA
    Well there you go, solution.
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  7. FerdieLance Beardy Magnificence

    If we really want to fix the number at fifty, the only organized solution is a first-in-first-out queue. So when we add Puerto Rico, we lose Delaware. When we add Guam, we lose Pennsylvania.
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  8. Euri Hivemind Coordinator

    You seem to assume anyone on this side of the mountains thinks Washington has anything going on past Rainier. I would be ok with Washegon, The eastern half could be subsumed into Utadaho.
  9. Sarkus Hard Cider Gal

    When Washington first asked for statehood that's all they wanted - the western part. But Congress said no and threw in the eastern part because at the time the Palouse was relatively populated and there was an unwritten rule about new states have some sort of minimum population. They also wanted to name the state Columbia but Congress said no because at the time DC was known as Columbia City more commonly then the official name of Washington, so we got Washinton as the state name. Which now is confusing with the use of Washington DC.

    As for the original question, the DC + PR idea seems fine to me. Its not likely any state borders are going to change, logical though that may be. It's been over 100 years since the last time a state changed its borders.
  10. bloo Elitist Negative Nancy

    Hawaska.
    Alawaii.
  11. wisbechlad Hard Cider Gal

    Give the 13, now 14, colonies back to Canada, then you'll have 37. Problem solved
  12. bobj Despondent Fancybear

    The current (and former) residents of Hawaii would sooner line up and march into the sea than join Alaska.
  13. extarbags Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    This was a tough quandary because there were no other possible names left in the world besides "Washington" and "Columbia."
  14. Kalle Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Sweden
    They considered "America" for a while but rejected it for being too confusing.
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  15. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Opponents beware, opponents beware.
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  16. bloo Elitist Negative Nancy

    'Cause the surf's up, right?
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  17. Itzena Oh, Come On

    The real solution:
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  18. Jason Pace Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Atlanta, GA
    The circle looks silly. The one with three rows of 9 and three rows of 8 looks much better.
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  19. Matthew Schempp This Is SEWIOUS

    The circle also has a star in the middle, and I don't like that symbolism.
  20. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

    They could just use one star and put a "C" on there for "Constitution". Everyone likes the Constitution.

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  21. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    I'm gonna go ahead and say I've always hated the field of stripes. It looks dizzying to me. The 'circle of stars' flag exacerbates it by shrinking the block of blue.
  22. Kalle Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Sweden
    How about 13 stars and 51 stripes?
  23. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    If it's pinstriped? Sure.

    First country to have a flag with pinstripes. We would be the pimps of the globe.
  24. MightyMooquack Worked The System

    Historically there had been some pretty funky flag designs. Here is the complete list on Wikipedia. Of course, according to that article there was no "official" arrangement of stars prior to the 48-star flag, so the more funky ones weren't official arrangements.

    I like the circular one, it evokes the original 13-star design.
  25. tmp Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Should just streamline it.

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  26. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Why not just kick out Texas and steal their flag?

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    I do like using the Czech car in TrackMania though.
  27. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    California
    The circular design just makes me think we should go back to the original. I don't like the theoretical new circle one much.
  28. Remembrancer Beer

    Location:
    San Francisco
    IT'S LOOKING AT ME!
  29. Jason Pace Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Atlanta, GA
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  30. SuperJay Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    A2MI
    Oh god, those petitions are like shitty comments on a Drudge article.

    "Come clean about the radical Islamist terrorist attack and murder of four Americans in Benghazi. Stop dodging questions."

    "Recount the election!"
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