Spam threads

Discussion in 'Drama Llama Holding Pen' started by Bahimiron, Dec 3, 2012.

  1. Bahimiron Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    If you post a totally rad post in a spam thead which then gets deleted, do you lose all those sweet likes?

    Cos if so, boo.
    Skibblu, Elyscape, Soli-chan and 2 others like this.
  2. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

    I've always figured spam threads were a no-man's land full of barbed wire and tumbleweeds and imminent nuclear strikes. If you can drop a few bombs in there before the big one, great, but building a farm in there and then complaining that your harvest was poor is kind of silly.
  3. Bahimiron Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    A sick burn is a sick burn and deserves all of the accolades that the burner's peers have chosen to pour upon said burner!
  4. OZ 4.0 Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    NJ
    Yes, you lose the likes. I saw it happening and wept.
    Skibblu, Elyscape, Jacquelle and 4 others like this.
  5. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

    I've burned my fair of sicks in spam threads. You'll always have the memories to tell your grandchildren. Maybe keep a scrapbook.
  6. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Ferndale, MI
    Maybe Lum can merge spam posts into a catch-all spam thread in the Drama llama forum, nuking the spam posts themselves and leaving all the witty banter.

    Although that seems like an awful lot of work just to support Bahimiron's likefarming.
    Randissimo, Skibblu, Sjofn and 6 others like this.
  7. kerzain Beardy Magnificence

    Location:
    Job 3:26
    I vote for whatever action causes people not to bump spam threads beyond the REPORTED post.
  8. Lum Fatbird

    Which is why it will not happen!
  9. SpoofyChop Armchair Designer

    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    Here's how it should work. The server should keep a record of sick burns attached to spam. Then once in a while the server should *self spam* by randomly jumbling the sick burns together to create a sick Frankenstein's Burnmonster.

    These posts should then be added into the mix creating some kind of sick burn fractal.
    Skibblu, Sjofn, chequers and 10 others like this.
  10. OZ 4.0 Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    NJ
    You're spending way too much time thinking about this.
  11. Afti Cuts Down The River, Not Across The Road

    I for one support splitting off all burns of "ill" or greater quality on the Hawk Baditude Scale (We're using SI Hawks, of course. Imperial conversions are awful - can you run a conversion from Hawks to Fonzies without a calculator?) into a master Burn Archive. Freed of their spammy casings, these burns will not be eligible for further likes, but existing likes will be preserved.
    Sjofn, Jacquelle, extarbags and 3 others like this.
  12. CheesyPoof Armchair Designer

    The porn spill in aisle 1 suggests that the captcha was not the issue.
    extarbags and Kat like this.
  13. HalibutBarn Armchair Designer

    Location:
    Calgary
    With the recent appearance of porn spam (I guess we've been deemed sufficiently valuable to warrant human intervention to get around the captcha), would it be a good idea to restrict the ability to post images until a minimum post count, perhaps?
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  14. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    I'm in favor of that, it'll better the LP forum as well.
    Nebty, Umazes, extarbags and 5 others like this.
  15. kerzain Beardy Magnificence

    Location:
    Job 3:26
    I missed it, but I hope the porn spam was in the #1reasonwhy thread, so it would at least be on topic.
  16. Aeon221 Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    G:\HAW HAW HAW
    Age, not post count. Post count just requires them to spam a few times first.
    Kat likes this.
  17. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Let it be both?
  18. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    DIS PEAR
    On another forum I go to, mods have to manually approve new accounts after they've posted a few times. That means that you can't spam to get your post count up in order to automatically become a full member with pic posting privileges and whatnot. That would mean more work for the admin though...
  19. Lum Fatbird

    Yes, the porn thread this morning was unacceptable. FYI my work environment - my producer sits right behind me and can see my 28" monitor quite easily. My producer, as it happens, is also female.

    So, as an experiment, I've set up the following:
    - Users are in the New User group when they create an account.

    - Users in the New User group cannot:
    ** create new threads (they can reply to existing ones)
    ** upload file attachments (they can still link to offsite images, and I will most likely have to hack in a prohibition there)
    ** create new social groups

    - Users are automatically promoted out of New User to regular User when both the following are true:
    ** User makes at least 4 replies to threads
    ** Account is a week old

    If you think this is too draconian let me know? (I was tempted to make promotion contingent on getting at least one like....)
    Soli-chan, Randissimo, Nebty and 16 others like this.
  20. Talisker Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Childhood's End
    Not draconian enough, if anything.
    Soli-chan, PARAdoxial, Nebty and 14 others like this.
  21. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    DIS PEAR
    I can't post new threads any more. Have I been downgraded to a New User???'

    EDIT: NEVER MIND!
  22. Athryn Despondent Fancybear

    I think this is actually a good idea. It isn't *that* hard to get a like, you can easily get one in the animated gif or funny images threads, and that's something a spammer might not easily figure out.
    Soli-chan, Nebty, CheesyPoof and 8 others like this.
  23. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    DIS PEAR
    I think it's a good idea too. If you're a human and are honestly trying to participate, I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to convince another forum member to give you a sympathy like or something.
    Soli-chan, Hanzii, roBurky and 2 others like this.
  24. Lum Fatbird

    I'd rather not encourage Elyscaping.
  25. Aeon221 Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    G:\HAW HAW HAW
    Yes, manscaping is scary enough.
  26. TurinTuramba Worked The System

    Eh it feels like you really have to go out of your way these days to not get a like when you make a somewhat coherent post. Or you post in the LP forum.
    However the current scheme does not seem to do anything to prevent spammers. I mean they already reply to threads and having them lie dormant does not seem to be a big hurdle. On the negative side new users who come here with the intent of posting their awesome LP might will get discouraged if they have to wait a week.
    Ozzo, Jacquelle and Anabanana like this.
  27. Lum Fatbird

    Yes, it is unfortunate. Most spam posts are new threads, not replies.
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  28. balut Magister Mundi Elyscape

    The best thing about spam is musubi. So tasty.

    [IMG]

    Edited to add picture of delicious flavor.
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  29. Ozzo Hatoful Pigeon

    Future spambots will now post "ALL MY FEEEEEELZ" in the LP subforum to be promoted.

    (No gifs, unfortunately, thanks to Lum's Draconian Policy.)
    Soli-chan, Umazes, Anabanana and 3 others like this.
  30. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    DIS PEAR
    Huh.

    I can now delete my own threads via "thread tools". Was that always there?
  31. Lum Fatbird

    No. If it's a problem I can remove it.
  32. candide Armchair Designer

    Just tweak it a bit so that we can baleete other people's threads.
    RyanMM likes this.
  33. Hanacker Armchair Designer

    How did this not get a like until now? Sometimes I just don't understand how this whole "like" thing works.
    balut likes this.
  34. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    DIS PEAR
    Nah, it's not a problem, I was just surprised.

    There should've been an image. That's how you get the likes, Hanacker! Pretty pictures from Google Images! Watch and learn!

    [IMG]

    *waits for the likes to roll in*
    Soli-chan, Skibblu, nlanza and 15 others like this.
  35. AaronSofaer Magister Mundi Elyscape

    *backs away, shuddering in horror*
    Soli-chan, Skibblu, Elyscape and 5 others like this.
  36. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    DIS PEAR
    [IMG]

    See that? Three minutes.

    I rest my case.
    Soli-chan, Skibblu, Dean and 8 others like this.
  37. balut Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Fixed my oversight. Picture of spammy treats edited in.
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  38. Hanacker Armchair Designer

    Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
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  39. Creole Ned Being Nice For A Week

    I believe the anti-spam system may need further tweaking.
  40. Neopythia Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    NYC
    The thing I don't understand is what kind of person falls victim to spam? I get that from a cost benefit perspective one or two suckers probably makes it worthwhile to spam, but what kind of person clicks on those links and actually buys something?
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