As Aeon221 correctly guessed, we're moving to Lancaster, PA some time next month. We might not be living in Lancaster proper, but it'll be somewhere in the county. I've picked out potential abodes in Lancaster, Denver, Lebanon, Marietta, and Womelsdorf. I know nothing about any of those places. Things I know about Lancaster County: Snow Amish people Apparently the Wal-Mart in Denver has buggy parking Philly cheese steaks did not migrate that far, or the locals are dumb and don't know where to find them It's a red county WAFFLE HOUSE We'll be moving over the road, since that's how we roll, so that'll take at least a week since it's ~46 hours of just driving, and we'll be hitting up family in Missouri on the way. So, who all is nearby? What are the must-do's and stay-the-fuck-away's of New England? I've never been anywhere near it and Mr. Alligator has been to Manhattan once on business (and didn't do anything touristy the whole time, didn't even get a hot dog off of a cart).