The Best Iron Sheik Tweet of the Day Thread

Say what?

Also:

I no longer believe it's actually written by him.

I take it back, I had no idea Hornswoggle was a leprechaun little person WWE character. Jesus.

Excuse me, but I had to correct you.

I think you mean

As for whether or not this is actually the Iron Sheik, I think he perhaps dictates.

There were a number of technical concerns involved in the SpaceJump, none of which Sheikie was involved with in assessing.

i hope the #FelixBaumgartner dont shit his pants in the #spacejump

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) October 14, 2012

I'd buy that tape.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler both old country way

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) October 16, 2012

Sheikie prefers Nexus 7.

iPad Mini go fuck yourself

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) October 16, 2012

No patience for your spacey antics, Luna!

Fuck the Luna Lovegood dumb bitch #teamsheikie

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) October 18, 2012

Vaziri, H. Sports News Update And Two Truisms. 2012. Tweet on Internet. Hollywood, California.

The Detroit show the New York who the real is. All the money don't always show you are real champion. Fuck the hulk hogan #teamsheikie

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) October 19, 2012

No idea what he is talking about apart from Big Tex. None.

look at the Big Tex who think the Pattie and the Hunter Pence have the #Romnesia or go fuck yourself http://t.co/taK8O9x9

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) October 20, 2012

The Iron Sheik did not tweet on October 20th, presumably because it is Snoop Dogg's birthday.

Things I am not sure of:

1. Did Sheikie like McGovern
2. Did he mean that McGovern literally would eat a Waffle House or did he just forget an 'at'
3. If the former, does this reflect positively or negatively upon McGovern's person

The George McGovern eat the Waffle House after he have sex with these women http://t.co/uyaMG1I8

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) October 21, 2012

Mitt Romney is worse than Big Bird, but what does that mean? This tweet is somewhat meaningless without the context of how much Big Bird can go fuck himself. Dearest Sheikie, it is simply not as self-evident as it is in "worse than the Mel Gibson" or "worse than the Jose Canseco".

Romney can go fuck himself worse than big bird

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) October 23, 2012

Some mystery of the human brain made me want a remake of Impossible Mission with Sheik as the voice of the bad guy after reading this tweet.
"Ah, another visitor. Stay awhile, bubba. Or go fuck yourself!"

"@ReflectMM: God Bless @the_ironsheik" god bless you and buy my t shirt or go fuck yourself

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) October 24, 2012

I don't know, Sheikie, Vegas isn't even offering odds on the third option.

San francisco or the Detroit or the go fuck yourself forever? #Teamsheikie

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) October 24, 2012

Sheikie, that's offensive. Mitt Romney would never exchange anything for Christmas, it's supposed to be about Jesus and his birth and his continued life on the Planet Kolob, at the center of the galaxy, or perhaps the metagalactic center of the universe, or even just orbiting Polaris.

for christmas the Mitt Romney either get raped by dead dog or have sex with the big bird. no matter what he dumb son of a bitch

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) October 25, 2012

Don't disrespect the Colin Powell or Sheik will unload on you with both barrels, 3rd grade-style.

John Sununu or the John Poopoopoo? tell me or go fuck yourself

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) October 26, 2012

He left out the or, now I have to do both :(

Who going to be the legend Iron Sheik for the Halloween party? Send the Sheikie a picture please bubba go fuck yourself #teamsheikie

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) October 27, 2012

This man never ceases to entertain and baffle me...

Tom Brady's wife is having sex with his wife, so he is playing well again.

the new england become the real again maybe because the tom brady wife have sex with his wife again

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) October 28, 2012

I have never seen this particular Mickey Mouse movie, but I trust Braff's instincts as an actor and I think he'll bring a lot to the role, however minor it might be.

The @zachbraff is the mickey mouse dick actor who deserve to get fucked in the ass by 50 dead dogs he talk shit about my brothers

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) October 29, 2012

It'd be a better subtitle than "The Phantom Menace", that's for sure.

Star wars 7 jabroni or the real? tell me or go fuck yourself #sheiktalk

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) October 30, 2012

Bad grief.

buy my t shirt on halloween http://t.co/11HD2dRn or i beat the fuck out of the Linus

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) November 1, 2012

It's a very brave thing you do, Sheikie. Especially in that order.

I shit on the cancer and fuck it in the ass forever if you buy my shirt i give some money to kill that motherfuckerr http://t.co/11HD2dRn

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) November 1, 2012

Bitch

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) November 2, 2012

3 Nov 12: Sheik had two tweets, and neither of them were up to the high standards of this historical record.

Sheikie don't want no Hatoful Scrubs.

The @zachbraff have bird seed balls

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) November 5, 2012

This one's a little inscrutable. Sheikie does not want Romney to win, because in an earlier tweet he said he'd shave his mustache if that happened and we all know that can't happen. This, though. Is he trying to get some upside? How exactly would this be achieved in the first place? Thank you, Sheik, for making us think.

IF ROMNEY WIN THAN OJ SIMPSON BECOME DOG SHIT

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) November 5, 2012

You got lucky this time, OJ.

Obama win he smoke the kush and make people happy he become world champion again #teamOBAMA #TeamSheikie

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) November 7, 2012

This is probably some basketball player but I like to imagine that Sheik has been hauling some beepboopbeep around with him for over 30 years and only just now decided he's through challenging his keen mind's ability to chunk sequences.

fuck the simon

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) November 8, 2012

Pretty sure that another Daniel Craig movie is more in your wheelhouse, Sheikie.

i should be the Jame Bond

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) November 8, 2012

I wonder if he got this couple a present besides the classic Sheikian Dilemma.

the #zitronwedding better than twitter the brown rice crispy dick Mike brown and the Mel Gibson.i hope he happy today or he can fuck himself

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) November 9, 2012

Only tweet for 10 Nov 12 was an exhortation to buy a t-shirt. The second, usual option was of course presented as well.

But what about The Bridges of Madison County?

Fuck The Notebook

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) November 11, 2012

For some reason the tweets are not showing up for me, giving the impression that Matthew Gallant is insane and having conversations with himself.

This has improved the thread.

Yeah, they've stopped showing up for me as well.

I see them!

I see them now. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

I'm pretty sure the only way anybody could make Mick Foley cry with any finger is to use it to start a sad movie about Christmas, but OK.

Mick Foley my good friend but if i want i can beat the living fuck out of him and make him cry with my little finger

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) November 13, 2012

Sheikie had been pretty harsh on the Kevin Clash but now that he's been exonerated, is man enough to admit he was wrong. But he also reminds you that he can make a good call, too.

ok bubba so i hear the Elmo good man. I respect him no forever god bless him and fuck the hulk hogan

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) November 14, 2012

Arbitrary decrees based on homonymic words in the name of the event? Bad news for women named Eve.

black friday not for the black people only for the mexicans and the @JoseCanseco

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) November 14, 2012