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The Best Iron Sheik Tweet of the Day Thread

Discussion in 'Entertaining Diversions' started by Matthew Gallant, Aug 15, 2012.

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  1. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Suddenly, the prospects of an Iron Sheik rap album are more intriguing than ever.
    Matthew Gallant, Nov 16, 2012
    #121
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  2. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Heavy is the head that wears the agal.
    Matthew Gallant, Nov 16, 2012
    #122
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  3. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

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    Canada
    How did I live without knowing about this thread until now?
    Umazes, Nov 16, 2012
    #123
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  4. Elyscape Hatoful Pigeon

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    San Jose, CA
    Poorly.
    Elyscape, Nov 16, 2012
    #124
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  5. extarbags Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I've been mentally adding that option to every imperative sentence for weeks now. It's only a matter of time before I start dropping it in at work: "Let me know if the formatting on this report looks good to you or go fuck yourself."
    extarbags, Nov 16, 2012
    #125
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  6. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Sheikie is putting out his Christmas tweets before Thanksgiving, how gauche.
    Matthew Gallant, Nov 18, 2012
    #126
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  7. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    These alt bands just keep getting more and more ridiculous with their names.
    Matthew Gallant, Nov 19, 2012
    #127
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  8. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    That's one of the unaired technical categories.
    Matthew Gallant, Nov 19, 2012
    #128
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  9. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    I won't lie, I can't keep track of the old country ways and the new country ways but whatever ways I have, I totally would with Betty White. On that, Sheikie and I are in agreement.
    Matthew Gallant, Nov 21, 2012
    #129
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  10. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Hearkening back to the time where the Pilgrims and the Native Americans ate turkey off of skewers a day early, or went and fucked themselves.
    Matthew Gallant, Nov 25, 2012
    #130
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  11. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Yes he can, and in addition to everything else we should all be thankful that such a wizened little creature maintains the capability. Gives all of us hope for the future.
    Matthew Gallant, Nov 25, 2012
    #131
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  12. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    The lactose intolerance can be wearying. The :( is implied.
    Matthew Gallant, Nov 25, 2012
    #132 Last edited by Matthew Gallant, Nov 25, 2012
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  13. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    I'm pretty sure that Sheik's information source is watching TMZ on mushrooms.
    Matthew Gallant, Nov 25, 2012
    #133
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  14. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Mr. Style, you are on notice. Only 29 days left. Make your time.
    Matthew Gallant, Nov 26, 2012
    #134 Last edited by Matthew Gallant, Nov 26, 2012
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  15. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    For fun? More like for the good of all mankind.
    Matthew Gallant, Nov 27, 2012
    #135
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  16. Jasper Hard Cider Gal

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    Oregon
    You should tweet your commentary back at @the_ironsheik.
    Jasper, Nov 27, 2012
    #136
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  17. Elyscape Hatoful Pigeon

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    San Jose, CA
    Or go fuck yourself.
    Elyscape, Nov 27, 2012
    #137
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  18. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    I didn't even know they made pizza. Sheik's breadth of knowledge is remarkable.
    Matthew Gallant, Nov 28, 2012
    #138
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  19. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Yes, look at them.
    Matthew Gallant, Nov 29, 2012
    #139

  20. Grenadier 7 I Pretty Much Live Here

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    Cleveland
    I would like to thank the Sheiky Baby for inspiring me to work "old country way" into my daily vocabulary. The wife, not so much.
    Grenadier 7, Nov 29, 2012
    #140
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  21. Elyscape Hatoful Pigeon

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    San Jose, CA
    This one was deleted, sadly.
    Elyscape, Nov 29, 2012
    #141

  22. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    It was "Look at me with the Kermit the frog dumb son of a bitch" and a link to this video:

    I suppose Sheikie felt contrite over insulting the Kermit because someone told him Kermit is the real.
    Matthew Gallant, Nov 29, 2012
    #142 Last edited by Matthew Gallant, Nov 29, 2012
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  23. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Sheikie is fully cognizant of the constitutional restrictions on his political aspirations and aims as high as he can. He expects a high turnout.
    Matthew Gallant, Nov 30, 2012
    #143
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  24. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Is he making a White Album reference or talking about his dick? Answer: possibly both, but regardless I think he's happy and that's what's important. Because otherwise dog shit and spinal trauma abounds.
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 1, 2012
    #144
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  25. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    A Sheikie microbrew would be hilarious. The label alone would be worth the price. It should be called "The Cold Beer Bubba".
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 2, 2012
    #145
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  26. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Sheikie is developing shorthand.
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 3, 2012
    #146
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  27. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Pretty sure the only way you'd get the Pope to have sex with Kate Middleton is if you gave him proof that "it's a boy". But what an accountwarming gift, Sheikie, you're all heart.
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 4, 2012
    #147
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  28. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    I agree. The guy never stays out of it.
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 5, 2012
    #148
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  29. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    I like to imagine both parts of this message are advice. Ya can't just want it, ya gotta NEED it.
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 6, 2012
    #149
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  30. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    No, no it's just the tunnel was really huge!
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 7, 2012
    #150
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  31. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Sheikie finds that regular dog shit has been thoroughly distributed to all recipients in the various methods of recipience and now it is time for Phase 2.
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 8, 2012
    #151
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  32. Jasper Hard Cider Gal

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    Oregon
    Ooh, wait -- does this mean Sheikie is taking suggestions?
    Jasper, Dec 8, 2012
    #152
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  33. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Plus, they could have kept Leo from freezing to death.
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 9, 2012
    #153
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  34. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Sheik previews his doctoral thesis which involves sociological statistics research, cataloging the effects of nutrition on the large intestine, and pareidolia.
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 10, 2012
    #154 Last edited by Matthew Gallant, Dec 10, 2012
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  35. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Sometimes sexual profligacy is sufficient to earn the Sheik's respect. Sometimes not.
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 11, 2012
    #155
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  36. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    That doesn't even rhyme, you cad.
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 12, 2012
    #156
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  37. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Sheikie offers to you a little highbrow, ironic humor.
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 13, 2012
    #157
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  38. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Coca-Cola brings your ancestors back to life.
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 15, 2012
    #158
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  39. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Now I want to see Sheikie on Shark Tank.
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 15, 2012
    #159
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  40. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Is Sheikie questioning the authenticity of:
    A) Gerard
    B) Some professional athlete
    C) The concept of a manservant
    D) None of the above, he has uncovered the title of an unreleased Monty Python skit
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 16, 2012
    #160 Last edited by Matthew Gallant, Dec 16, 2012
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