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The Best Iron Sheik Tweet of the Day Thread

Discussion in 'Entertaining Diversions' started by Matthew Gallant, Aug 15, 2012.

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  1. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Even as a larger than-average-size duck, this is probably true and thus not as biting a jape as Sheikie imagined it to be. I feel that Sheikie would be duly impressed, though, if he had a scholarly apprehension of all aspects of duck genitalia.

    https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/statuses/280488287402065920
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 17, 2012
    #161 Last edited by Matthew Gallant, Dec 22, 2012
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  2. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Matthew Gallant, Dec 18, 2012
    #162 Last edited by Matthew Gallant, Dec 22, 2012
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  3. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Matthew Gallant, Dec 19, 2012
    #163 Last edited by Matthew Gallant, Dec 22, 2012
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  4. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Matthew Gallant, Dec 20, 2012
    #164 Last edited by Matthew Gallant, Dec 22, 2012
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  5. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Matthew Gallant, Dec 21, 2012
    #165 Last edited by Matthew Gallant, Dec 22, 2012
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  6. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Matthew Gallant, Dec 22, 2012
    #166 Last edited by Matthew Gallant, Dec 22, 2012
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  7. SwitchKnitter Being A Bad Influence On Drunken Fatbird

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    I haven't been seeing tweets in this thread in two days. I need my sheik fix!
    SwitchKnitter, Dec 22, 2012
    #167
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  8. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    The Twitter embedding is spotty. I'll start including links, and edit in links.
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 22, 2012
    #168
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  9. SwitchKnitter Being A Bad Influence On Drunken Fatbird

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    Central Florida
    Aaaaan I can see them again. Weird.
    SwitchKnitter, Dec 22, 2012
    #169

  10. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 23, 2012
    #170 Last edited by Matthew Gallant, Dec 23, 2012
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  11. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    He respects the airing of grievances mostly, I suspect.

    Link to tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 24, 2012
    #171 Last edited by Matthew Gallant, Dec 24, 2012
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  12. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Man, adding a column pretty much means when Santa makes his list he's going to have to check it thrice. This is going to mess up all the scheduling.

    Link to tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 25, 2012
    #172
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  13. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 26, 2012
    #173
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  14. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    We gotta make a decision
    Leave tonight or see the Iron Sheik's junk.

    Link to tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 27, 2012
    #174
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  15. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Looks like Sheikie is trying to get the elevator to open in the HGTTG game.

    Link to tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 28, 2012
    #175
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  16. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    I remember that episode of Next Generation where Picard lived an entire life in the space of a few seconds, so I'm pretty sure Warrior could fuck himself forever if given an entire Friday. And I agree that the attempt should be made.

    Link to tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 29, 2012
    #176
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  17. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 30, 2012
    #177
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  18. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    The correction is the tweet of the day, the tweet it is correcting is merely provided for reference.


    Link to erroneous tweet
    Link to correction tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Dec 31, 2012
    #178
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  19. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Mood swinging in the New Year.

    Link to tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Jan 1, 2013
    #179
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  20. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Sheik was a little tired after partying on New Year's Eve, obviously, and not up to anything more than some standard Hulk Hogan ire. So the best tweet of the new year so far is this instead:

    Link to tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Jan 2, 2013
    #180
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  21. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    I'm pretty sure it will turn out that the Governor of Pennsylvania is a jabroni.

    Link to tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Jan 4, 2013
    #181
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  22. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    I'm pretty sure that Sheik just documented a HIPAA violation.

    Link to tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Jan 4, 2013
    #182
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  23. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    A diverse constituency.

    Link to tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Jan 5, 2013
    #183
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  24. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Baby go fuck yourself
    Whatever goes fuck, will fuck
    The fucking is yours to self
    So baby go fuck yourself

    Link to tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Jan 6, 2013
    #184
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  25. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Matthew Gallant, Jan 8, 2013
    #185
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  26. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Matthew Gallant, Jan 8, 2013
    #186
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  27. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Matthew Gallant, Jan 9, 2013
    #187
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  28. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Who are these dead dogs? Why are they still pooping?

    Link to tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Jan 10, 2013
    #188
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  29. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Sheik contrasts stochastic issuings.

    Link to tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Jan 11, 2013
    #189
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  30. Adree Sangry Malcontent

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    Adree, Jan 12, 2013
    #190
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  31. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Sheik cannot return your love, Australia.

    Link to tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Jan 12, 2013
    #191
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  32. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    And we already have a winner for today. The winner is the second tweet.


    Link to first tweet
    Link to second tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Jan 12, 2013
    #192
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  33. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    From this tweet it is easy to deduce that Sheikie was watching the Golden Globes, and yet not a single tweet about Mel Gibson.

    Link to tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Jan 13, 2013
    #193
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  34. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Sleep well, Hacksaw, I'll most likely humble you in the morning.

    Link to tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Jan 15, 2013
    #194
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  35. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Not the worst business plan I've ever seen.

    Link to tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Jan 16, 2013
    #195
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  36. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    No wonder he can't get a non-imaginary girlfriend if that's the consequence of being his girlfriend.

    Link to tweet
    Matthew Gallant, Jan 17, 2013
    #196
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  37. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    Matthew Gallant, Jan 19, 2013
    #197
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  38. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Matthew Gallant, Jan 19, 2013
    #198
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  39. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
    I think after five months it's time to retire. Plus Twitter is not very good at serving up a bunch of tweets on a single page like this, apparently. One last tweet.

    Link to tweet

    Matthew Gallant, Jan 22, 2013
    #199
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  40. SwitchKnitter Being A Bad Influence On Drunken Fatbird

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    Central Florida
    I will miss this thread. D:
    SwitchKnitter, Jan 22, 2013
    #200
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