Judging by the picture, the paw-size to key-size ratio looks adequate. Unibody construction. A Cut-Up a.k.a. Divided window. Because the U.S. has no indigenous tigers, so it must have escaped from the zoo and been unfamiliar with its surroundings.
The joke, it is funny now :3 Ain't that a bit racialist? Just because his parents were from the UK, don't mean than he ain't no American. He was born there after all, wasn't he? Or are you going to be like on of them quebecistani, and be all like "yo, you don't speak French, get lost"?
Any tiger born in the US was most likely born in a zoo. Zoos are like little animal embassies. Being born in an embassy is analogous to having been born on the foreign soil of said embassy.
Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front!
That one is my favorite and I was going to post it 10 hours ago but I ran out of time. So you get my like.
People with a red avatar background, I call upon you! Join my evil crusade against Christmas! If we exterminate all the happy hatters, we won't feel so left out this year ;__;
Man, it's still Thanksgiving, people. It seems like every year the commercialization of Broken Forum avatars starts sooner and sooner!