Canadians have Thanksgiving in October because they're closer to the North Pole and the Earth turns faster up there.
I'm certain I don't know what any of those words mean aside from 'Thanksgiving' which is in two days.
I'm pretty sure that it is 'Remember-when-we-shipped-off-all-those-joy-killing-puritans-a-while-back-sure-don't-miss-those-jerks day' in two days, in which we all collectively lean back as a nation, nod our collective heads slightly and take another sip of delicious queen approved tea.
FotM avatars are for noobs, [row of tildes] [homophobic slur]. I tried to make myself an Elder-God-eating-Santa-Claus avatar but I suck too much at Photoshop.
How does Nordstrom's celebrate Thanksgiving though? I can't imagine they spend too much time on that, so there's plenty of extra time to celebrate Christmas, and make some extra money.
Pfagh. Christmas. We do not need Christmas. We need only the cold perfection of the blessed steel. Praise be to the Omnissiah.
They celebrate Thanksgiving by having all their employees come in and completely Christmas the place over for Friday morning.
We of the Christmasy Elder God persuasion thank you for your sanity during this stressful season. It is delicious.
I want a Santa Hat, but I fail at any kind of imaging editing. :( Edit: I might have found something! Editedit: I forgot, there was a MKR Christmas illustration that CLAMP did, so Xmas Fuu is a go!
It strikes me that Nute, sinnick, and I all used the same santa hat clipart for our avatars. (Mine is rotated and sized down.)