The Big Gay Marriage Thread

Discussion in 'The Sanctum Santorum' started by Otterloop, Mar 18, 2012.

  1. U.S. Millie Elitist Negative Nancy

    Maybe he doesn't feel cuddly enough with all the bears.

    I'd totally cuddle you Yamo, except for the fact that you're a complete fucking asshole.
  2. Lum Fatbird

    You know, if I have to pick between the gay members of this board, the vast majority of which are valued contributors regardless of whom they may or may not choose to marry and/or date, and you?

    Guess who I pick.

    Final warning.
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  3. Charles Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Toronto, ON
    Psh. Maybe it's just my gay friends but they seriously enjoy making homophobes uncomfortable... a homophobe tied to a pole? I wouldn't be surprised if he got some impromptu grind sessions.
  4. yamo Roughly Touched

    Hmmm... I thought Sanctum Santorum was the place where one could speak openly and without fear. I read the rules and I don't think I violated them. I think you are more opposed to the content of my opinions in which case they should be refuted not censored. Ah, well...rather proves my point, eh?
  5. Guido Jones Worked The System

    I woud take a look at the final rule:

    Le Edit:

    Also the master forum rules:

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  6. Astromarine Elitist Negative Nancy

    refuting implies merit. You're just a bigot. Yawn?

    Also, you keep thinking Santorum is 4chan /b/. Go on. It'll be fun to watch.
  7. IainC Your Tour Guide For Los Angeles

    Location:
    Schwarzwald
    It doesn't prove your point at all. Your opinions are odious and based entirely on your inability to discern individuals from the larger group that they belong to. There's no refutation needed as they are self-evidently wrong to anyone who isn't a irredeemably terrible person.
  8. Tollund Level 90 Paladin

    That's part of it, yes, and that's one of the reasons why they are so great. Gay people embracing their perversions makes it easier for straight people to embrace theirs.
  9. Charles Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Toronto, ON
    Y'all can take your ignorance and go fuck yourself with it.

    There's no refuting hate speech and bigotry. There's only stamping it out via whatever means necessary. I for one won't miss your 'contribution' to this site.
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  10. Lum Fatbird

    Yep. I added the new rule at the bottom just for you, girlfriend.
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  11. Rasputin Jim Armchair Designer

    I feel a little dirty that he likes Hercules.
  12. Bahimiron Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I liked his post and was going to make a joke about how the specially abled need encouragement, but it made me feel dirty to know 'Bahimiron likes this' was under that paragraph of raw stupidity so I unliked it. Even now I'm still a little ashamed.

    Also, it would be uncool to slight the specially abled by suggesting a hate-filled shitbag like yamo is one of them.
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  13. Blackadar Worked The System

    Too bad that the ignore list was empty for only a short time. We replaced one ignorant fucktard (sinji) for another (yamo).
  14. Erik J. Hard Cider Gal

    Yeah, but sinij was filled with a certain type of crazy. Yamo just seems to be a hater. Hate hate hate hate.
  15. Blackadar Worked The System

    Let's call hatred born from ignorance for what it is - fear. He's going to live his entire life afraid. I'd have some pity, but I'm all out.
  16. WUA Roughly Touched

    I don't know why you guys would want to ban him. This is the shitposting forum, it needs a few punching bags, and man this guy can hit a howler right out of the fucking park.
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  17. RepoMan Hard Cider Gal

    Punching bags that leak shit whenever you punch them aren't really much fun at all.

    [IMG]
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  18. MrsWidget Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    the tie him to a pole comment leads me to link this, which I'm sure you've seen, but it is one of my favorite things ever, so here you go

  19. Pogo Hard Cider Gal

    yamo, that's the most self-hating speech from a closet homosexual I've ever read.
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  20. yamo Roughly Touched

    QED
  21. Pogo Hard Cider Gal

    Why, man? It's good to talk about it. Let it out.
  22. MrsWidget Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    make ya nervous? or maybe a little tingly "down there"?
  23. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    KC MO
    Mostly starting around #113 or so when Pak and Van Lente took over writing. The run from #113-140 (when the book was cancelled) has all been collected in trades, highly recommended.

    Point of order: unless you live in the West Bank (and I don't even think that's an accurate statement then), that simply isn't true. No town's been blown up by terrorist activity so far as I know. Precision of language, yamo. It's your friend.

    I'm sorry for what you went through - if that happened, it was indeed inappropriate behavior. As it would have been if a heterosexual teacher had tried to pat a student of any gender on the ass.

    Okay, let me try and put some of your fears to rest here. Yes, there's a need for validation. Everyone seeks validation of their beliefs and identity. For the vast majority of us, we get it every day through the world around us. Someone asked me the other day "Hey man, when's Straight Pride Week?" and I said "It's the other 51 weeks of the year". There is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to be told that your identity has validity.

    As for recruitment, I know quite a few gay folks. I'd be willing to bet that you do to (whether you're aware of it or not). In my life, I've been hit on twice by other men - neither of whom knew me at the time and didn't jump to the conclusion that every guy is heterosexual. When politely rebuffed, in both instances they were cool with it. No one's ever tried to "recruit" me, with the exception of someone telling me I'd make an awesome bear. You don't need to worry about recruitment, yamo. No one's going to mandate homosexual experimentation in schools - although there's absolutely no harm in telling children in schools "if you feel this way, if you're a boy attracted to other boys, if you're a girl attracted to other girls, that's okay and valid, and no one has the right to ridicule or abuse you for it" - if that's "broad spectrum enforcement", then it's going to happen, and it should happen.

    You're sounding a bit reactionary here. Yamo, you're not being threatened by the gays. No one's telling you that you have to be gay, but they're telling you that they are - and you're going to have to get used to that. No one's even mandating that you have to like it, just accept that it's there.

    Now really. That's just mean.
  24. U.S. Millie Elitist Negative Nancy

    I'm going to put a smiley here because of Nute's post. :D

    And the you'd "make an awesome bear" is an understatement. You'd make an awesome person if you were a real person and not a strange collection of wisdom and tolerance that has coalesced around a name that can post on the interbuttes.
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  25. Tollund Level 90 Paladin

    Halloween is another good answer to that one.
  26. WUA Roughly Touched

    One time I was in a bookstore and some dude came up and started a conversation about the book I was holding, and I talked to him for a couple minutes. Then the chick I was there with came back from the bathroom and he excused himself after a minute. Then she was like "That dude was totally hitting on you!" and I was like fuck no, gays all have fangs and try to bonk you over the head and drag you away to their rape vans. And she goes "Yeah well notice how fast he split once he saw you were here with a girl?" and I was like OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT.

    Damn you homosexuals and your recruitment that is easily mistaken for friendly conversation. Start handing out pamphlets or something so I know what I'm dealing with and can break out my... thing... you would use to ward off gays the way garlic wards off vampires. I don't know, a bottle of Old Spice? Picture of a vagina? If that girl hadn't been there it would have only been a matter of time before his gay energy waves turned me gay.

    But seriously, every five seconds per day you spend worrying about what the evil gays will do next is a one percent greater likelihood that you yourself are some sort of closeted self-hating homo. Go suck a dick and relax.
  27. Neopythia Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    NYC
    He's also good at kickball.
  28. Creole Ned Being Nice For A Week

    I'm just a harmless little kitten.
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  29. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    KC MO
    Coincidentally, this sounds a lot like my Google Ads profile...
  30. Meghan Criss Hivemind Coordinator

    Location:
    Montreal, QC
    Yeah... gay people don't think that way. As a straight girl with a plethora of gay friends (including my best friend from high school) and a handful of lesbian friends/acquaintances, I can guarantee you that none of them, or any of their other friends, are interested in 'recruiting'. Religions like Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses recruit. The army recruits. Sexual orientations do not. Yes, they might look at a guy and wish that he was gay too, but how is that any different from what straight people do? If I see an attractive man (gay or not) and wish he'd be interested in me, I'm not trying to recruit him. If a straight man lusts after a lesbian, is he trying to 'recruit' her to his sexual orientation?

    My gay and lesbian friends know and understand that I'm straight, just as I know that they're not. They don't think that I'm a little (or a lot) gay; I'm not, and they don't expect me to be.
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  31. jerri blank Despondent Fancybear

    Hey, hey, HEY now. I think the actual gays on this site should get a vote on whether he's a homo. I vote no. DO NOT WANT.


    (straightens toolbelt) How YOU doin'?
  32. Nebty Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Toronto, Ontario
    How can anyone hate Pride parades? They're the best. I think you're just anti-fun.
  33. The Mad Hatter Hard Cider Gal

    Location:
    Funkytown
    Only when Chasing Amy.
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  34. Shinjin Beer

    Yamo must have giant balls to be spouting that flavor of Red State on these boards. Can I see them?

    *pic plz*
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  35. SuperJay Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    A2MI
    RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

    How cool is this? The very first same-sex marriage in Washington state happened this morning. These ladies have been together for 35 years.

    [IMG]
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  36. RepoMan Hard Cider Gal

    Best. State. Ever.
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  37. Mark M Elitist Negative Nancy

    Well fuck. There goes my marriage.

    I don't know how I'm going to break it to my wife that I have to have the gay sex from now on.

    Fucking gays.
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  38. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    Oh! The Big Gay Marriage thread! Why did I stop reading/updating...oh...
  39. wisbechlad Hard Cider Gal

    On the stories about inappropriate teachers story, mine is rather cute. We were studying Chaucer, which is raunchy as hell. There were two of us who still had unbroken voices and were somewhat cute. We were reading the stories out loud in class (to try and get the sound/ metre of chaucerian English), with people around the class (all boys school) taking it in turns to read. Shortly before every sex scene, without fail, either I, or other boy with unbroken voice, would be turned to by the school master to read that section. Not sure if it was deliberate, or unconscious, but it quickly became class joke...
  40. yamo Roughly Touched

    [IMG]

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.[/good]