Like, sometimes, we get mad. Our jimmies, they get mad rustled. But that's okay. Everything is okay. Because this is a thread full of things that are mellow and relaxing. Music, pictures, whatever. Relaxing. And if you put something that's not relaxing here, I'll shove a pitchfork down your throat and pull out your major intestine. And then I'll use it to perform some smooth jazz or something, I dunno. Relaxing.
Anybody posting actual smooth jazz will suffer economic sanctions. AKA I will hiss and boo violently at you. It will be very un-smooth. Jimmies will be extraordinarily rustled.
I thought this was the Chili thread. I was gonna come in all yelling and screaming about beans. Son, I am disappoint.
