OMFG the dude really is the ultimate Ugly American. Thank GOD Romney still got more delegates this week. Santorum the GOP nominee is just waaaay too few heartbeats from the White House for me.
Yep. And wifey donated $150 in 1994 The official Romney position is "Wha-wha? Where am I? WHO am I? Huh???"
So Rick Santorum tells Puerto Rico that they have to speak English if they want statehood. What an ignorant asshole. One of my grad school classmates is Puerto Rican. She's livid.
Now you're going to have to listen to her babble at you in whatever language they speak there, aren't you? I'm so sorry. Wait a second... how did she find out what Santorum said? Did someone translate his words to her language? Why the fuck would they do that?
Christ, did she stab you with a broken bottle before cursing you to whatever heathen god they worship?
Meanwhile, them Internet pornographers better run, 'cuz Daddy Santorum's gonna whup their ass. Mr. "God Hates Fun" ups the ante yet again. Thank God, thank God, thank GOD Romney still has more delegates than Santorum and Gingrich put together. (Note: I am thanking my God, who likes fun, as we can clearly see from the fact that Santorum isn't winning.)
NO! NO that is NOT the narrative! Santorum would be WINNING if Gingrich dropped OUT! Gingrich is the ONLY reason Santorum isn't president RIGHT NOW!! /FOXnews In other Santorum news: Santorum's staffers are either incompetent or hate him All three questions are really good, and really good slams, and, spoiler alert, he doesn't answer any of them.
So it looks like the wheels are spinning off. He's cursing out reporters and getting angry that he has to clarify yet again About 148,000 results (0.15 seconds)
That really takes Santorum to a whole new level. It takes some extra-strength concentrated racism to refer to Obama that way, and while there's been plenty of whiffs of racism along his campaign trail I there was nothing like that. It also gives you some insight into what his private conversations must be like, you don't accidentally drop a word like that unless it's part of your normal speaking vocabulary.
I bet his thought process during those parts of his speeches goes like "Don't say the word Don't say the word Don't say the...GOD DAMN IT"
I gotta say, I love Santorum's new Obamaville commercial. I think it's great cos after watching The Road I thought to myself 'I wish a neocon would do a prequel to that.' and boom, Ricky makes my dreams come true. (I did a quick search for Obamaville and got no hits. If someone's already shared this, I am sorry. I am so, so sorry. I am the tenth doctor all up in this shit. Also, I hope that YouTube video is correct. YouTube is blocked where I work so I can't double check, but I'm pretty sure I got a good link.)
Come on, guys, let's wait for the clarification. I'm sure there's a totally reasonable expla... ah fuck it.
I can't help but feel he wouldn't have these troubles if he had a teleprompter. I guess those are reserved for blah people
The last time he did this, he tried to pretend he'd said something else as well. The difference being this time there just isn't any remotely plausible "real" word. Which is why he's just going with outright denial of what everyone can hear in the clip.
I've heard people say that it was meant to be "negotiator" - as in, he'd rather negotiate than start a war - and actually in that context, it sort of makes sense. Sort of. And he stumbled over the word. I can just about buy it. Unlike the "blah people" one, for which there is no plausible explanation. Oh, except that Santorum's a racist sack of crap, but when you're an anti-gay bigot, what's one more type of vile prejudice to add to the mix?
