The Great Santa Forum Civil War of 2007

Jason McCullough · Feb 7, 2012

This is a whee bit relevant to recent forum occurences. Transcript under "Santa Fight Club."

But the story of Santa Tim and Santa Nick is not like most Christmas parables. It is not about impoverished couples giving up their most cherished things to sacrifice for each other, or an avaricious curmudgeon finally learning to let love into his heart. This story is sort of the opposite in fact. It is a story about how these two men, Santa Tim and Santa Nick, so much alike, potential allies in a great cause, came instead to lead rival factions in the bitter Santa civil war. And came themselves to be arch enemies.

Calistas · Feb 7, 2012

Dan Lawrence · Feb 7, 2012

This is great.

One entry posted a still from a video of Santa Rick's birthday party. The relatively harmless video shows Santa Rick being entertained by a belly dancer and features Rick's unfortunate title, "How Santa Got his Yuletide Log Back." At the top of the web page is Santa Check's tagline, "is your child safe on this lap?" This unfair insinuation is the lowest of blows, the equivalent among Santas of the nuclear option.

Rasputin Jim · Feb 7, 2012

Look at Lum's avatar.

THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE!

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The Great Santa Forum Civil War of 2007

Jason McCullough Keeper of the Elemental Materials

Calistas Elitist Negative Nancy

Dan Lawrence Sangry Grognard

Rasputin Jim Armchair Designer

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The Great Santa Forum Civil War of 2007

Jason McCullough Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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