The macroing of images thread

Great tip! I've lost way too many toasters to virus attacks. Shit, just last week my coffee-maker went belly up over some malware bullshit.

Indeed. Last thing you need is to have your toast pop up with a FrEe V1Ag4A ad burned into it.

It sounds all funny and ridiculous now, but you know that shit's coming...

At first I thought that said "free vagina", and my immediate thought was all "I don't understand the joke about freeing an imprisoned vagina."

I'm not a coffee drinker, maybe I should be.

Fucking Samsung need to release that balance patch for my microwave ASAP. If they don't nerf the defrost setting, I'm leaving and taking my guild with me.

I finally remembered what the "anti virus HDMI cable" reminded me of.

I don't know, I think that reddit, like SA back in the days, is just as responsible for spraying the internet with feces as 4chan.

No doubt. Reddit is pretty horrible.

I can't help but hear the song in my head now.

Wait a minute... five, seven, five... oh goddammit it is.

The Reddit avatar spoils it!

Oh. I thought I got stole it from that old Star Trek guy. So. Reddit is bad, I take it? And that's their avatar. I learn new stuff everyday!

The version that was popular on my last dive trip was "see that thing in the reef, with the big nasty teeth, that's a Moray." They're not aggressive, though, and don't attack divers. The one documented case of a diver getting bitten happened because the idiot dive master was in the habit of feeding her sausages for the tourists, and she confused his thumb for a treat.

Well, I'm glad he finally came out and addressed this pressing issue.

Thank you internet for making me agree with Michael Bay. God damn it.

Yeah, just chill dawg.

In Michael Bay's defense, your childhood was totally asking for it. What did it expect, going out dressed like that?

What is Michael Bay going to tackle next? Pound Puppies?

I was about as big a fan of TMNT in the 80's as any other kid. I had first editions of all the comics through like issue thirty, all the graphic novels, action figures, video games and even the Kevin Seimbieda RPG from Palladium. There is nothing Michael Bay can do to that poor excuse for a franchise that hasn't been done to it already. He could turn them into sensitive Oprah fans who evolved from the dust bunnies under Rob Schneider's bed, and cast Jim Belushi as the voice of Splinter and I wouldn't give two pieces of cat shit. I simply don't understand how people can still be emotionally invested in something like TMNT to rant about their childhood being raped. It's over. It was over long ago, get over it.

Fuck Bay, really it's hard to stick to the source material on something so basic? Christ it's even in the name Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, they aren't Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles.

No, Michael don't do anything bad to those awesome unspoiled Ninja Turtles:

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.