The Really F%@#!^* Stupid Things You See People Post Thread

Discussion in 'January And Everything After' started by RyanMM, Jun 6, 2012.

  1. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Ferndale, MI
    Oh fucking hell, she's citing Mercola. SHUT IT DOWN.
  2. Saccaroa Armchair Designer

    So comfy, yet so deadly...
  3. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Ferndale, MI

    OH WELL THEN DOCTOR THANKS FOR YOUR VALUABLE EXPERIENCE AND OPINION.
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  4. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Man, don't you know that massage therapists are way more qualified than doctors? They know PRACTICAL medicine.
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  5. Ozzo Hatoful Pigeon

    Unfortunately the oral polio vaccine (OPV) has been reported to trigger a vaccine-derived poliovirus (VDPV). But the United States doesn't use OPV. Who cares, though, when you can fearmonger the shit up?

    Kevlar doesn't protect you from nuclear bombs. Utterly useless!
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  6. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Ferndale, MI
    I'm being descended upon by the forces of madness right now. There are too many anti-vaxxers, I can't fight them off.
  7. Dan Lawrence Sangry Grognard

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    Queen Danni
    Orbit. Sure.
  8. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Sounds like your immune system needs a boost.
  9. Jestintime Oh, Come On

    Fight fire with fire. Make up some fancy bullshit titles for yourself. E.g. "Well, that's nice, but I'm a body dynamicist and an expert in functional cellular hyperplasticity."
  10. Ozzo Hatoful Pigeon

    Never thought you'd regret smallpox eradication.
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  11. OZ 4.0 Despondent Fancybear

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    NJ
    While fixing my coffee this morning, there was a sketchy-looking character lecturing one of the store employees on why she shouldn't get a flu shot, because the government wants you to have one and that's how they control your mind. The scary part was the number of non-sketchy looking people who chipped in to agree with him.

    Wish there was a vaccine for stupid.
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  12. Shadarr Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    I wish the "vaccines are a huge conspiracy" people didn't always drown out the debate over whether flu shots are worthwhile.

    I also wish there was a program in place to quickly and efficiently give all the anti-vaccine people polio.
  13. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Ferndale, MI
    I can't take it gaiz, I'm gonna fucking kill someone.

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  14. SwitchKnitter Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Central Florida
    My therapist is awesome for therapy, but not so much on the scientific front. Eating green leafy vegetables is not going to control my hormones. I laughed at him. I don't think he'll try that one again...
  15. Omniscia Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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    Vermont
    I would have thought in Ontario that'd've been Whooping Chesterfield.
  16. shift6 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    That math only works if the tax rate itself is in the range of 23%. I prefer to chalk it up to assholes running the restaurant.
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  17. Eboby Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    This video has been showing up on my FB newsfeed today.

    For those who don't want to spend half an hour watching it, and I'm not recommending you do if you want to keep all your brain cells, it's about the Sandy Hook shooting. The video puts forth some "evidence" for the shooting being staged by the government, just like it asserts 9/11 was, so that Obama has an excuse to take away everyone's guns.

    Obviously, today has been an excellent day for unfriending.
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  18. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    KC MO
    Obviously you just need to expose yourself to a diluted form of the anti-vaxxers and everything will be fine.
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  19. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Ferndale, MI
    OH GOD MY BRAIN IS PUNISHING ME FOR WATCHING THIS DON'T WATCH IT SERIOUSLY

  20. Hanacker Armchair Designer

    Advice taken.
  21. aaron Elitist Negative Nancy

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    Washington DC
    What a bunch of babies.
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  22. Jason McCullough Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    More like anti-hilarious Southern accent

    I'm sure it's a total fucking coincidence everyone in there has the same accent.
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  23. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Ferndale, MI
    They sounded different to me. I picked up 2 or 3 different ones.
  24. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    KC MO
    Y'all just showing your prejudices against the white accent. Y'all motherfuckas need some diversity!
  25. Griot Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Raleigh, NC
    Put some souf in your mouf.
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  26. kerzain Beardy Magnificence

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    Job 3:26
    Need captions for the blonde one.
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  27. Dean Despondent Fancybear

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    Cthulhu territory
    Also cool how they're looking down to read off their index cards instead of looking at the camera.

    Memorize your lines, people!
  28. RSharp Armchair Designer

    I've NEVER heard anyone called a racist because he/she is white and dates/marries a white person. Is that really a thing?

    I'm white...my gf is white...am I racist????
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  29. RSharp Armchair Designer

    hahahahahaha...also Aztecs=Mexicans is fucking hilarious!!!
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  30. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    You and me both.
  31. Salarn Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    I'm confused, are these women complaining that 'white genocide' will occur, not because of killing (the 'cide' part of genocide) but instead by too much sex with a larger variety of people?
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  32. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Basically, their "whiteness" will be diluted by "otherness." The child of a white person and a non-white person is generally considered a non-white child.
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  33. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

    I guess it's another reason they don't want to believe in evolution. If they knew the truth about their beloved non-dilution...
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  34. Bladida Magister Mundi Elyscape

    I'm not even sure where to start with this.
    The site is filled with articles like "How to Create Hot Attraction In Cold Girls With Unreactiveness And Happiness", "Is It Okay To Desire And Date Far Younger Women?" (I'm thinking the answer is probably yes) and "Where To Find The Hottest Girls And Perfect 10s For Threesomes". And the article that sent me to this wonderful place: Negging Women – 10 Awesome Negs That Work.
    I just... :(.
  35. Lizzy Despondent Fancybear

    STEP AWAY FROM THE PUA'S BLADIDA.


    Also, for once, the comments are amazing:
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  36. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    That comment restored a little bit of my faith in humanity. Which lately has been pretty nonexistent. Thanks Lizzy.
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  37. Bahimiron Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Thanks for sharing this, Bladida. I've been looking for some better negs.

    (as a joke I was going to put a neg in there, but no matter what I typed I felt like a creepy asshole)
  38. Lizzy Despondent Fancybear

    It's not even the only gem:
    That started out dodgy but came out the best.
  39. Bladida Magister Mundi Elyscape

    That's ok, at least you tried.
    This one is my favorite:
    OH YES, TAKE ME NOW. Seriously, that makes no sense.
  40. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Nothing is quite as sexy as the fetal position, Bladida.
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