The Really F%@#!^* Stupid Things You See People Post Thread

Oh fucking hell, she's citing Mercola. SHUT IT DOWN.

So comfy, yet so deadly...

OH WELL THEN DOCTOR THANKS FOR YOUR VALUABLE EXPERIENCE AND OPINION.

Man, don't you know that massage therapists are way more qualified than doctors? They know PRACTICAL medicine.

Unfortunately the oral polio vaccine (OPV) has been reported to trigger a vaccine-derived poliovirus (VDPV). But the United States doesn't use OPV. Who cares, though, when you can fearmonger the shit up?

Kevlar doesn't protect you from nuclear bombs. Utterly useless!

I'm being descended upon by the forces of madness right now. There are too many anti-vaxxers, I can't fight them off.

Orbit. Sure.

Sounds like your immune system needs a boost.

Fight fire with fire. Make up some fancy bullshit titles for yourself. E.g. "Well, that's nice, but I'm a body dynamicist and an expert in functional cellular hyperplasticity."

Never thought you'd regret smallpox eradication.

While fixing my coffee this morning, there was a sketchy-looking character lecturing one of the store employees on why she shouldn't get a flu shot, because the government wants you to have one and that's how they control your mind. The scary part was the number of non-sketchy looking people who chipped in to agree with him.

Wish there was a vaccine for stupid.

I wish the "vaccines are a huge conspiracy" people didn't always drown out the debate over whether flu shots are worthwhile.

I also wish there was a program in place to quickly and efficiently give all the anti-vaccine people polio.

I can't take it gaiz, I'm gonna fucking kill someone.

My therapist is awesome for therapy, but not so much on the scientific front. Eating green leafy vegetables is not going to control my hormones. I laughed at him. I don't think he'll try that one again...

I would have thought in Ontario that'd've been Whooping Chesterfield.

That math only works if the tax rate itself is in the range of 23%. I prefer to chalk it up to assholes running the restaurant.

This video has been showing up on my FB newsfeed today.

For those who don't want to spend half an hour watching it, and I'm not recommending you do if you want to keep all your brain cells, it's about the Sandy Hook shooting. The video puts forth some "evidence" for the shooting being staged by the government, just like it asserts 9/11 was, so that Obama has an excuse to take away everyone's guns.

Obviously, today has been an excellent day for unfriending.

Obviously you just need to expose yourself to a diluted form of the anti-vaxxers and everything will be fine.

OH GOD MY BRAIN IS PUNISHING ME FOR WATCHING THIS DON'T WATCH IT SERIOUSLY

Advice taken.

What a bunch of babies.

More like anti-hilarious Southern accent

I'm sure it's a total fucking coincidence everyone in there has the same accent.

They sounded different to me. I picked up 2 or 3 different ones.

Y'all just showing your prejudices against the white accent. Y'all motherfuckas need some diversity!

Put some souf in your mouf.

Need captions for the blonde one.

Also cool how they're looking down to read off their index cards instead of looking at the camera.

Memorize your lines, people!

I've NEVER heard anyone called a racist because he/she is white and dates/marries a white person. Is that really a thing?

I'm white...my gf is white...am I racist????

hahahahahaha...also Aztecs=Mexicans is fucking hilarious!!!

You and me both.

I'm confused, are these women complaining that 'white genocide' will occur, not because of killing (the 'cide' part of genocide) but instead by too much sex with a larger variety of people?

Basically, their "whiteness" will be diluted by "otherness." The child of a white person and a non-white person is generally considered a non-white child.

I guess it's another reason they don't want to believe in evolution. If they knew the truth about their beloved non-dilution...

I'm not even sure where to start with this.
The site is filled with articles like "How to Create Hot Attraction In Cold Girls With Unreactiveness And Happiness", "Is It Okay To Desire And Date Far Younger Women?" (I'm thinking the answer is probably yes) and "Where To Find The Hottest Girls And Perfect 10s For Threesomes". And the article that sent me to this wonderful place: Negging Women – 10 Awesome Negs That Work.
I just... :(.

STEP AWAY FROM THE PUA'S BLADIDA.


Also, for once, the comments are amazing:

That comment restored a little bit of my faith in humanity. Which lately has been pretty nonexistent. Thanks Lizzy.

Thanks for sharing this, Bladida. I've been looking for some better negs.

(as a joke I was going to put a neg in there, but no matter what I typed I felt like a creepy asshole)

It's not even the only gem:

That started out dodgy but came out the best.

That's ok, at least you tried.
This one is my favorite:

OH YES, TAKE ME NOW. Seriously, that makes no sense.

Nothing is quite as sexy as the fetal position, Bladida.