The Splendorous adventures of me playing Xolga and Mr. Toko

because we were there and saw the crime scene, you know.


Yes we are!


Vampires are notorious suckers, if you know what I mean. That house was full of blood, and no respectable vampire leaves that much food around.


He's sweating, Xol-kun! Keep going!



If you know a minimum of non-Twilight vampire lore, or at least watched "Dracula, Dead and Loving it", you'll know what it's coming.


Only the Sparkly ones (maybe), and this one isn't sparkly! (Quite the bishie, though)


Mr. Murderface has a point, Xolga.


With the magic shard of mirror I'll send in a scene that the LPlayer can't caption!


Myth: Confirmed.


Old school, mercury type.


That's an amazingly visible shard of mirror, tho.


Which one, the unmasked murderer of Ferris Boatlights?


Reflecting in the mirror is so overrated, people.


Digging yourself more won't help you, mister.


And you spout ir on incredible quantities, mister.


You should had buried it before blaming the vamp.



and the undoing of your many lies.

And you hadn't a handy shovel on your home.





*slow clapping*


An awesome show, right?


It was in truth quite obvious, but Xolga showed a bit of lateral thinking here.


Not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty, not guilty...


not guilty, not guilty, not guilwait what


B-but we proved his innocence, and everything!


No! you have to believe the smart plushy!


Exactly! Why are you siccing on the sexy evidently very nice vamp?


Welll, I don't really (you remind me the head of the Supreme Court of my country, and not in a good way), but poor Xolga obviously did.


Specially the "mayority" on power.



Ans this is why we found Ferris in the forest on Kingdom Days.


Xolga, no!


Oh, Ferris...


This is not fair! We demand another retrial!

FERRISSSSSS FERRIS BABY LET ME CARESS YOUR EYEBALL FACE
On the bright side, at least we now know that if the whole detective thing doesn't work out, Xolga has great lawyer potential. -nodnod- He even has moderately spiky hair!

Confessing: I'm doing the LP as a second playing, and I swear, palabrita santa, that I truly didn't saw this turn of events coming on my first playtrough.
While me, and Xolga, and everyone playing this freak out, Ferris takes his dad destiny with aplomb.


No, honey, look, we're going to play your route and you'll have your happy ending, i swear it sweetie,


And so Ferris is confined in a coffin and all the feelings break loose.


And now the nice people of Intolerancia want the stuffing of our teddy hero.


Because naturally, this is what you get when you stood up by the friendly neighborhood supernatural creature.


a mob of bloddthirsty villagers


In my official stance as you unofficial letplayer, i sayt you...
¡que corran, coño!


NO, DON'T SAY THAT, THAT'S DEATH FLAG TRIGGERING!


TOKO, NO!


PLEASE, DON LET MR TOKO DIE


TOKOOOOOOOOO T_T
WHY SO NICE


Not in real life, sweetball, even less on old timey towns.


Whatever you ask, sunshine!


XOLGA, JUST SAY YES


GOOD BEAR, XOLGA
LET ME HUG YOU


yes..?












































what.












































No, in fact that's quite funny, what's not funny its you hitting an already hurt person.

And then I like to thing that the rock hitting was when Xol-bear and Toko-kun were into the forest, because that's the only way this scene (and the rest of the endgame) makes sense, what with the lacking of bloddthirsty tupamaro mob

So, like in former chapters, Toko, while genuinely hurt, isn't deadly so, only bleeding too much and being silly for the blood loss.


what with subverting all our expectations of this saga either ending early or having a posthumous character.


Well, it is less blood than in the first chapter.


What with everything being fucked up despite doing the right thing for once.


Oh, Xolga...


Well, that's true... your defended was sealed and didn't found about the funky medallion either.


And in the future, if he is freed from his coffin prison, he may find love again.


Xolga, Just admit he's right.


well, you're on your normal sour mood, and that's fine, I think?


It was more dynamic draw, too.


For a lot of things earlier.



(look mama, i can make gifs on GIMP)


awww you're counting all the times he has hit on you


You should do that, and with luck ti will free yourselves of UST, or at least bad blood.


YOU ARE CONSIDERING THE IDEA?


You're serious about this?


Because we know Yellowball will win.


That's the face of a genuinely impressed man.

And then the locket interropts the scene and goes puff again and if someone can capture and make a gif of that I'll love that person forever.

The Macguffin has escaped again, the bastard!


Because that locket is, at lack of a better word, a coño'emadre.


We'still have 5 chapters remaining to end this season!


I like to imagine Toko saying this with the same tone of disgruntled reluctance you use to mock your S.O bullshit. "whatever you say, hon"


So, a hurt Toko open the transdimensional door.


And I can't caption a good stil of this swirly shit.

























































We'll give you one soon, Ferris (or at least DreadCop will do)


Specially Xol's




















































Oh, look, it's the toaster of the past chapter!
BTW, he is named Terry, and comes from a (non playable) Patchesis thing named Project Toaster. It's a bit rough, narratively speaking, but nonetheless adorable. Read just the past one by now, the second and third one will be relevant only when we touch the sequel series.


No, Terry, what are you doing
No, please, don't touch that funky piece of jewelry.
Please, Terry, run out that thing
Terry, don't touch that thing
Terry, please


please



And so, we end this episode in despair!
With good luck, I'll play the next episode this week, and I won't drag three weeks into posting it..

Whoaaaa massive updates! Yay! 8DD

Aaawww Xolga.... getting soft and cutey <3 not in a teddy bear way though

In honor to the release of Numbers Days (seriously, girls, go and play it, its adorable), let's keep playing Xolga and Mr Toko, because why not?


Last episode we got to help a unjustly punished Friendly Neighborhood Vampire to recover his trust in human friendship and decency, while we practically we lost ours. This episode, we're going high tech trans-humanistic.


I can daydream easier by doing so, though


Is this thing ominous yet, or we'll need to invoke the yandere in the forum?


So Xolgas's ear, along with the rest of his body and Toko's, fall in a new world.


You'll do eventually, at least until the Funky Medallion of Doom decides to "spice" it.


The same of two chapters ago, yes


The fuck, pal, he didn't even agree to that


Uncle Xol has more important things to do.


Don't pout on me, you're a legal adult (we'll examine your mental age another day)


Because we've seen the place before, duh.

and then

So this is the name of this city? An anagram of Magic? Good thing I have very little contact with Anglo literature, or I would disqualified this cliche as "Too obvious". But then the author of these games wasn't probably of High School age when she came with the foundations of her multiverse, so I'm not going to be harsh. Not very.


Toko: to me, like you say this is either Guasdualito or Salsipuedes.


So, We now learn that, whenever Toko lived before, he went direct to his new job and didn't bothered on learn the local geography.
Also, this city is apparently so big, in a couple of other Patchesis games the different areas are treated like they were different towns. And, knowing that most parts of my city used to be small towns absorbed by metropolitan expansion and regional administration, maybe they are.


So that's the nostalgic feeling (and your nearby living cousin)


Toko, I don't even think Xolga himself wants to see his old home.


Xolga: not going to hit the flying yellow punchbag,, not going to hit the flying yellow punchbag, not going to hit the flying yellow punchbag,....


Toko, having an rare insight moment


Priorities always straight!


Finally, Reality ensues!

Toko, the adorable scatterbrained flying egg with a probable past a a kid hitman, has never considered that kind of mundane problems


And still, the people in the universe with vampires on them wanted to burn your fluffy coat.


Why people always come to these conclusions? Scientist are not that barbarian, and these days, they stuck whenever unusual life forms with the non-invasive procedures first.


On mid day in a open street. Riiiiiight.


The return of the disgruntled reluctant mockery!


But that's a proof of love!


How so?


Incoming New FRiend of the Episode on 3, 2, 1...


Xolga, your blood pressure!
(you syill have of that)


Oh, o hai,. cute little girl.
they are inoffensive... I swear!
(the yellow one not that much but give them shiny stuff and won't bother you)






What a smart cookie!


You say it better than me, Xol.


And this is a better excuse how?


I've did a google mage search on that, and you both are lacking green enough for passing as such.


Nice save!


You're failing this like whoa, sweeties.


can... can I hug you?
And smooch you and finance your education and pay for your awesome laboratory of earth-conquering science

CAN I KEEP HER.
Oh and why haven't I posted here yet? I love Xolga and Mr. Toko~<3

I'm not sorry.
I had to.

I have the impression this would hurt me if I was actually seen this series. Since I'm not, that's a free pass anyways?

Whatsoever, last time we had a cute girl who believes in science...


And a bear that doen't believe such a thing could exist.


Xolga, seriously.


How old are you, sweethart? School didn't teach us this until we were on fourth grade or something nearby. I learned earlier because we have a junior encyclopedia from Salvat with that info in laguage easy to understand.


For the incredulois expression of Xolga, I'll assume 6 or so.


Xolga then uses Sincerity Mode. Because, really.


A real scientist reaction here.
No, this is not sarcasm.


Little Girls Are Thinking. Please wait warmly until ready.


Yay! Trust from our Friend Of The Week!
And of course, it's a conditional trust, but better that than nothing.


Because she is more awesome than you.
Also, Lactovisoy.


Brief us, cutie pie.


A mettalic small friend, but that info will be classified by now.


Left option, because I played both, and the other is exactly the same but with less hilarious lines.


Scientific genius will only bring you this far, it seems.


And he could have gone anywhere... like, the next town! Or the back garden.


No please, don't get angry, We'll help you, cookie.
We'll do that, Right, Xolga?

Finally a name we can call you!
And they are Asshole Bear and Sphericfloating Hitman Manchild


Xolga, that's meeeeeeaaaaaaan


Mr. Toko's feels: nobody cares.
I do, but...


Finally the playable part begins and o hai Akito.
wait, why are you no bespectacled today.
what happened to our megane waiter
....
Whatever, let's go to the right.


Good news, today we don't have any dog.
Bad news! That truck is the obstacle du jour.


Now he need an hammonk on his tuck wheels and we'll have a typical trunk driver resting.


Now let's explore! What if we go where the solution to the last dilemma we had on this garden were?


Neither did Kai, and still he went down.


Pity the game doesn't let get a brick as a "memento".


However, we can get the newspaper, because we're ecological y vaina.

So, back with our Megane waiter, what's your problem, what troubles you today

Dpn't worry, We're going to help you!


Sadly, nothing useful here


I don't know what I clicked to make Xolga all nostalgic again.


Did you remember this? I do

Poor kid is like Tsubaki in Sket Dance...

And Akito without his glasses is just unf <3

Nah, It's not really that painful. Not until the next lines
Pardon me while I CHOKE ON MY DRINK. If you have Netflix or any other streaming site, you need to watch Sherlock. It's amazing~<3
I could gush all day, but on to the actual update.

I JUST WANT TO HUG NINA. SHE'S SO ADORABLE. <333

Oh my, I have to continue reading Sket Dance, I only got until chapter 50-something or so before I got distracted by another thing.
Normally, I'm more partial toward Megane men. But I concur that without glasses and with art evolution Akito has become a veritable example of hotness or, as they say in my land, papito mi rey.

For Sherlock I'll have to use the... alternative roads, given that my country, me internet plan and my choice of O.S. conspire against me using Netflix.
And Nina is made of cute and science! I offer sharing cuddle custody of her.

Actual actualization coming next.

Last time I stopped in the next scenery to explore.
Well, let's explore!


I'm surprised those still exist, in my country you can't get any payphone, even less one who still uses coins.


So what you really need to change your mood is a hot cofee? Hmmmm...

In the grand tradition of JRPG we search on the trashcan and...

Now I'm curious on how they got there.


You can do that? Developed countries sure are amazing! I keep my old glasses piling in some drawer.


That's a good idea. kinda dirty, but good nonetheless.


Man, if Ness from Earthbound can eat a burger that he found in a trashcan, so you can use your tentacle arms for the better good of restoring the lost megane-ness of a veritable hottie.


C'mon, how dirty can be that trashcan? It doen't even have anything outside!

Now, if it looked like this, then i would agree with you.


Xolga, why don't do you that? Oh, right, too short,


Whatever, good thing I got that newpaper in the garden. Let's put that on good use

Well said, Toko.

la tuya!


Now we got the glasses, but I'm not going to backtrack for now. Now just advance.

Remember this other one? I too, too.
Hey, that anthill wasn't there the last time we were here.

Toko looks very exited with the prospect of seeng ants.

Nina knows her entomology facts.

This explain a lot of things wrong with you, and open the door to more disturbing questions about your past.

I like them for their industriousness, but still I won't like to be that close of those insects.

More nostalgia bits fron Xolga. Still no cousin mention.

This time we don't need their twigs, however.

Ah, Xolga, If you knew the adventures seen by that storm drain...


I hope that manhole becomes relevant in another game.

Finally, we arrive to the last place to explore!

Xolga makes the question he should have done a long time ago, but I'm feeling that the plot intended to we to come here first before we began our exploration.


It sound kind of interesting, and if the toaster head still have their original function, kind of convenient.


It could be a small kid cosplaying a toaster robot. Also, in this universe robots are people too.


You... you made a robot at this young age.
LET ME LOVE YOU AND FINANCE YOUR EDUCATION FOREVER!


Nah, it's just her being a genius on her own.


And Xolga won't never catch the implications of the word "was" in that phrase.


If my cliches about autonomous robots apply there, he should be on a place where he could understand that phenomenon named "life".


So this is our new playground.


Xolga, admit you miss your town, and go back there.


It always intrigue me the relationship a lot of cultures have with summer and fireworks, maybe because in my country we only have them on Christmas-New year season.. U.S.A. I understand because of the need of do a celebration of independence without having militar parades everywhere, but for the rest...


You hadn't see enough Japanese people sleeping pics on the internet, Xol-kun.


It sure vends mockbuster-type snacks of dubious quality, which are expired too.

Nothing more interesting there for now, so let's backtrack and give Akito his glasses back.


No, you're welcome. Very welcome.


And use antibacterial gel on them too.


ALL THE CANDY OF THE WORLDS, PAPITO!
... oh, you mean conventional confectionery.


Accept the fruits of a good work, Nina-cchi.


I couldn't capture it (iffy bad combinations of keys for capture in Shutter), but Toko appears on the edge of the screen with what can only be called "serial killer face". Those who play this episode will understand.

So Nina-cchi acepts the candy in exchange for her life


After you esentially menaced a little girl into acepting it? No thank you.


Xolga is bolder than me, but at least in this aspect we have the same opinion.


You don deserve it, yellowball.


In fact the "hyper" thing and their relation with sugar is iffy at best, and for most people eating a lot of sugar results not in an energy rush, but actually in a sleepy slump. However, I still don't want to take the risk with you :D


Nothing new in the trashcan.

What happen if we give those ants the candy?

At least Toko looks happy (the ants sure are too)

SUDDENLY


WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
WHERE YOU CAME FROM
YOU'RE UNSETTLING GO AWAY


OH MY GOD HE IS PLANNING SOMETHING HEINOUS


I... suddenly like you a lot better.


NOW I'M UNSETTLED AGAIN GO THE FUCK AWAY LEAVE THE ANTS ON PEACE PLEASE


THIS IS AN IMAGE I DIDN'T WANT EITHER


Xolga at least got enough presence to avoid making Toko break the masquerade.


Sowwy, but that someone won't be you


Crazy people should be left alone, at least until they decide to run for any public Office.

And after a fade black implying the antcide...

Just lump them in a common grave and place them a monument To The Unknown Soldier Ant.


Let's him get his grieving whatever he likes, Xolga.


Oh hai new item. We'll use you very soon!

Oh, Xolga. Oh, Toko. Oh, science kid that now looks more like Ema than Tsubaki shot

Ok, I've got a full week of doing things like buying new clothes for Christmas' Eve and December 31, and surviving the company party, so let's end this episode today so I can finally play the episode six already.
Yeah people, I don't play each installment until I finished posting the former. Dedication or laziness, your choice!

Last time we got a a new shiny lighter. Suddenly (in game) we know where to use it.
yessss


Succumb to the temptation! Avenge your insectoid friends!


How he got back to sleep so quickly is a mystery for the ages.


So, don't you want a liiiiiiiitle revenge, Toko-kun?


Xolga finally is learning Toko Manipulation 101.



THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

and after a fade a black that brings out firecracker sounds but no hanami...


Reveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenge towards Pencil Mustache Carl!


I think Carl never got out of his bench warming army PTSD.


Hypocritical Humor 201


Xolga says like it is.


Oh Nina, you lovely future treasure hunter you.



Nina sure is smart!


Toko have a disquieting knowledge of ways to get easy money, giving more and more credit to my former hitman theory.


Because that vent code wasn't vital for emergency survival, Xol.


Nina, he was a former hitman, he doesn't care for such subtleties.


"And look how much of a fuck I give to that!"


Wait, you were legit law enforcement (even if private) at 19? That universe have things I'm not sure I want to know.

Well, let's test that code we get in the nearest text subject.


This must mean that... damnit!

Let's go to the coffee machine back and see the results.

...
sorry, wrong media

That's an unusual amount of honesty there, Xolga.


sorry, wrong media again.

I just would go again to the truck and write the phone number in it, but this is an ingenious solution too.

Of flowers and gardenery and what the hell do you think we're going to talk about?

Dunno that it works, Xol, but let's give this a try

well, I don't think that

Oh, gals, it worked, Xolga really is a sly dog
Now, to the garden! And to finish this chapter!

Oh, hai Terry! You followed our advice and you're still on this dimension!

The re-encounter begins now!

I need some emotional meme to express my glee for this.

Forget it, the game has done the work for me.


*just imagine that he is nodding*
oh, so precious things, you both

wait what's going on here
and what with this sudden shivering

Nina is bringing her cuaima Yandere side here.
...I'm liking it.

Even a relatively crude (as in not yet Turing-passing) AI knows he is in trouble.

Nina is having the decision every cuaima has to do once in their life: forgive the asshole or dismembering him while still on.

OMG THIS IS TOO CUTE
I'M DYING OF CUTENESS HERE
DEMASIÉ PAL' BODY

Sorry, I had to steal a gif from one of the many VN/date-sim LP to reproduce my reaction.

Meanwhile, our protags are watching this tender scene.
Toko, what are your toughts on this?

wait, no,
this is like totally innapproprioate, Toko
I mean, he's a robot and she is waaaaaaaaaaay underage

Swift and precise as always, Xolga.

wait, you still grabbed that thing
and that thing didn't do anything to you?

...
NINA, DON'T TOUCH THAT THING, GRAB YOUR TOASTER ROBOT BOYFRIEND AND RUN AWAY FOR YOUR LIFE

Yes and you should do something about it ASAP

And so, the Funky Medallion acted funky again, and went in another unscreenshoteable poof.

So isn't that the medallion fucks with everyone that touches it, only with you and your immature gun touting, ant-loving best "friend".

And so, Xol-kun and Toko-cchi welcome has ended

Nina still wants to investigate you!

I'M MELTING OF CUTE HERE

Yes, please grow to become a Evil Sexy Scientist Overlord.

Yes, that yellow thing in the border is Toko being creepy and inappropriate again.

Just hit him again as you always does.


That's... a sensible advice, Xol-kun
(and probably ties with the ubiquity of bots in Chrono Days, if you think about it)

Little Girls are Assimilating...

An error here (it should by saying "Nina"), but I like her enthusiasm.

Good night, everyone!

D'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW~<3
THIS IS TOO CUTE AJLFDJFL;JAL;DMKASE/;JKFAS
...
Nina is a yandere? Holy shit.
....
I still want to cuddle her.

Because you hadn't earn your first name privileges. Just go out now.

In the tradition of saying it better...

Foreshadowing conflict on the paradise?

And again we go!

Hey, I got to capture Xolga in full in this one!
Fade to black and then:

I mean, even dizzier than in your normal time-jumping?

And very church-like.

Why I'm imagining this being said on falsetto?

Wait, something isn't right here...

First, they hadn't arrived together like on the past traveling episodes.

Annd in second place...

Yep.

Well, I was going to point that your clothing wasn't the same you wore in the first episode, but this revelation is also shocking too.
And with me forgetting to caption the To Be Continued card, I finally end this friggin' chapter, and begin the road for this season's end.
Next episode I'm gonna play the sixth episode, and cry over the plo... puzzles.
Because the puzzles are unnecessarily difficult and have wonky programming. But I'll touch it when the time comes.

Remembers plot of the next episode
Tries not to cry
CRIES A LOT

shh, shh *pats pats* I understand your feeling
Because next episode is EMOTIONAL and frankly unexpected the first time one plays.

Damn all the feels.

FEELS.

Merry Christmas everybody! In the commemoration of the birth of Baby Jesus and his immediate incorporation in the job market via bringing gifts to the places too hot for Santa and his reindeers, and to keep myself from reading what I can fin online of Umineko's manga, let's play the installment of Xolga and Mr Toko that goes right in the kokoro!


Yay!

In the legendary words of the Original promo for MOTHER, don't cry until the ending, please. Also mean not spoiling. There are probably someone who hadn't played this episode, and we're not going to ruin the sad surprises. To the ones in the know, let's count the flags.


Nice advice, even is a bit decontextualized.


This is more relevnt that it seems, I'm afraid.

So, white void and backgroundless scenario! It must be a flashback


In the park of the lazy artisttry, Xol-kun.


She looks nice, sorta.


I was proposing that the nameless Xolga's Mom was drinking the legendary Guarapita del Dr Killer, aka the most lethal known by men (just sightyly less intoxicating that's Monkey's Island's Grog), but the bottle instead reminded men of the cheapest kind of Ron Pampero

At least the lady hasn't began drinking any kind of caña clara or lavagallos.


On one side, chibi Xolga kawaiii desu ne~~
On the other side, you have no idea how I understand you, babeh.


Oh, so even in his memories Xolga doesn't call her "Mom" in the title, he identifies her for her given name. Bad signal Number 1.
So it seems Xolga's parents that they are still legally together, but in the practice Ryoko is a single mom, even if completely alcoholized.
You know that this puts the runaway joke of her being too drunk to register her son with a reasonable name under a creepier and sadder perspective, do you?


So this is the park in front of that convenience store with the coin plane. Poor woman can't afford a better walk with her son. And to the poor kid this is probably the nicest thing around.


This is the expression of a woman thinking "hmm, I give the kid some entretaining ir I'll be without dinner for me tonight?"


"As long as the kid is happy, no dinner for me tonight it is!"


But you are a kid Xol-chan. I calculate you eight or nine years tops.


So this woman is normally not prone to being nice to her son that simply her offering to put a con in a machine so her kid can play is taken by the chibi as "showing her nice side"?




NOW I UNDERSTAND AS LOT OF THINGS ABOUT YOU XOL.KUN


AND THIS ACTIVITY WILL DOESN'T HAVE A BIS


I don't want to know how she acts the rest of the time.
but if this is one the nicest way she has acted towards her only son, I'm now understanding why the kid ran ways with their cousins and then to a legal enforcement agency with low entrance requirements.

White void for everyone!
Oh, and now we're back to where we left Toko on the last chapter.


The magic of the plot convenience!



He's not here, papito, or he would have kicked you in the head already.


Nice, not even 5 minutes here and we're in the receiving end of hot lead.
This means we must be back on Barranquilla, or wherever the hell Toko was originally from.


Run Pupa, run! Run like hell!


because this is an independently made Flash game, your definitions of cute adventure doesn't apply here.


Ah, you remembered that you were carrying it!


Well, if you can buy some like these

getting it on white shouldn't be that difficult.


Nice to see your priorities genuinely straight, Tokocchi!


This scene even comes with reloading sound and all

Too bad that from the right...


...and from the left...


...its coming plomo parejo.
Toko, what are you hoing to do.



But of course.
Is this place so full of automatic weapons?


What I had to ask?


Even Toko's awesome aiming abilities have a limit.


Control center doesn't gives a fuck.
BTW, it's just me, or this place gives a vibe between narco-guerrrilla training facilities and Bond's villain lair?

Then some shooting to shut down and...


Thank you, savior of Toko's eggyolk!


Hello, papito mi rey.

I don't know from where this delicious man with violet eyes came from, but I'm going to assume that it's either original from this game or from any of Patchesis stories that are not cute dating sims or cute flash comics about Toasters robots with love-feeling AI. Any link that can help me, I'll be grateful.


Toko is too unhelpfut for giving any piece of information, and is as surprised as us.


Wait, why are you acting like you are familiar with Toko already?


Now Toko is even more surprised that us.


I'm not regretting meeting you, Purple-eyed Delicacy, but I think Toko is a biiiiiiiiiit lost here.


The man I'm going to slash you in fic for eternity, Toko.


Now Purple-eyed Delicacy is getting into our lost ways!


Sorry, we're not joking. Not today, at least.


Toko, don't left Purple-eyed Delicacy behind!


Run for him, delicious! Chase you love! ok not really


Ad there is running done by moving the images up and down and shaking it a bit, that looks awesome in play but are awful for capture.


Then stop running and let him talk!


That's the spirit!


You aren't too old for saying that! (it's also too nineties)


Delicious is as confused as me.


wait, who the hell is Johnny? Because the only one I remember is the one that appears in a famous scene from the first chapter of Eden Of The East (which is also the only thing i know about that show)


Whatever, Toko's mind goes "clic clik klang" after hearing that name.



I don¡'t know, given your proficiency on weapons and your narcomafia ties, if it was your name it should be written "Yhonny"


Your turn for confusion is now, Delicious!


Wait, what do know know about this turn of events?

Well hello gorgeous man~<3
Mmm, shoot those twin pistols...

Now Toko, or like we should be calling him during this episode, Jhonny (Short for Jhon Jairo), waits for explanations.


So this is less narcoguerrilla and more like hitman cult?


Now we're members of the Midnight Sicario Crew?


That clock stop moving Toko, stop forcing it.


Whoaa, there are people behind Toko's shotabait ass? Why? He stole your boss pudding or what?


Anything in your immediate memory. you don't know before your whiteout.


Delicious is more compassionate that it seemed.


ahhh, that explains everthinLO WHUT?


Toko does the impulsive thing, as always.


That's right! Thank Delicious right now!


Good to know you're embarrassed. Now is thanking time!


Yes it is! This means we'll learning your identity?


Hello, Blake. Fancy a nice afternoon with us after this ends?


Toko Jhonny, why you had to ruin this moment.


Because it it was, your mother was even drunker than Xolga's.


Ah, so it's your vedadero nombre inventado, in the words of the legendary Perla Shumajer. (Goggle her, if you're fluent in Spanish. you're going to find magic)


I told you: magic


Hi-mi-tsu~


As you like, Blake!


The contempt on your voice even drips into my LP, Toko.

What I have told you about asking the obvious?


Sicarion cult it is.


Why? Blake is already a good name.


Hello, Blake Austin. Your code name is more badass that it should be for some with your pretty face, but your legal name I like it better.
Can you lock your wood on me later? I won't tell Jhonny! ^.~


For once, Toko agrees with me.


And the identifier will say Blake anyway for the rest of the game.


What's up, Austin? ¿Qué te duele, qué te aflige?


Toko, being emphatic for once


DON'T WORRY PAPITO, YOU CAN THINK OF OS AS YOUR NEW BFF


Toko is processing this new information.


WAAAAATRGGHHHH
Toko, good that you're emphatic, but don's scare us like that!


This is probably the first time in a long time that someone, Jhonny Toko included, shows such a display of compassion.


So he was still like that when you both befriended in the Sicario cult?


I'm not going to say bad omen, but...
No, Lequinni! Optimism! Optimism over all things!
and still I have count like 5 death flags already


Useless Decision time! Gonna choice the one with the longest script, meaning caring about a certain grumpy bear.


A new friend that you hadn't met yet!


Those ectra adds are better in the thought bubble.


"and if you find him, we can try to find some burly dames and have an awesome orgy"


So Austin have never heard of Xol-kun. Suspicious...


Toko's B plan has crumbled.

Uhh, some of those images seem broken to me.

EDIT:Nevermind they work now.

*waiting anxiously. ANXIOUSLY*

Art by Pacthesis~
*sobbing*

Today, I showed the S.O. these games, because the S.O. is awesome on point and click games, and watching him play I realized that I missed an scene in chapter 4. Should I replay the game to post it Y/N?
While I muse this transcendental decision, let's finish this chapter already, before the feels overwhelm me.

Where we left last time?

And by serious, we mean, playable part time!

Now, there is a thing you have to know about this chapter. I had to reload it about three time the very first time I played it, because I managed to trigger a bug what happen if you collect some items in a certain order or place some items incorrectly. Also this is the fist time we find a very esoteric mission without a good clue, something that is a given every time we play on Toko's backstory. The only advantage we have with respect to the other Toko's mission we'll eventually play is that this one at least have a semi-clearly spell hint. but we'll touch that on a moment.
If you're are noobs as clueless as me the very first time, you'll be lost for about a good 20 minute until you click everything and realize the solution or the puzzle, or get frustrated and go to the YouTube video with the solution. Yes, even Patchesis had to put a video with the solution (made by another person, but still) given how much people get lost.
Luckily, you will get the solution of the puzzle if you follow my handy guide. Just ignore the snark.


Here we begin.


As long as isn't a Weeping one we'll be fine.


Even the Don of this manor give thir personal educational oportunities beyond learning assembly and maintenance of your AK-47.


Nothing of interest here


It is scary, like a chinese lion sculpted by Cecilia Gimenes the Christ Repainter.


Toko, picless books can be interesting too.


But naturally.

>Toko: appreciate the modern art

To me they look like SCP-173, but whatever.


A new room, this one with a window and everything!


No, no one will.


Our escape way is mocking us.
oh, what that plate says?


Welcome, important clue!
No seriously, this is important clue


New room for robbing clean!


Toko, your standards on valuables are way too low.


And we are in Creepland, with the scariest real size fabric dolls I've ever seen.

Toko is sharing my opinion


who?


exactly!


Now I'm having memories of the tales about every creepy doll ever.
Reminded specially of these, here with their creator:



Examining the blocks gives us this gem of TMI.


And with this, we have ll the trinkets!

Now, how we solve the intriguing mystery that keep us locked with bloodthirsty sicario cultists?
Easy:

That the child gain wisdom


That the king sits on his throne


That the angels bathe in the warmth of God


That the lost souls feel the life of the rhythm


And that the ugly gain a bit of beauty.

Back to the last room and...

The key to our troubles!



And I still don't know how this puzzle world worked, but whatever, it's escaping time!


So after their crafty escape, Our heroes stop to catch their breath again.

Austin is deep on tought.


Very deep


Man, we're escaping, we need you fully alert.


Ah, so that was.


Toko probably wanting some nonsense of him

Toko is actually pointing to a real issue, and I'm just getting more fuel for slashfic.


that sad smile
omg
LET ME HUG YOU


So Toko was still shota bait back then
and now my shipping has grown like 50% creepier
not caring I used to ship elricest back in the day


Now I WANT to know his full, sad story.


And then Patchesis will release that they are really siblings because of some convoluted time shit and ruin our kokoros forever.


Poor Austin is this close of an inconvenient breakdown.


That's the spirit! Now I'm trying to cract the perfect excuse for your homoerotic love story truly epic bromance


Toko, you're too nice
Bless your shota heart.


You're welcome, Austin dear.

but then...

















the sound of a bullet, and....