The thread where I cry over an otome game that will never be translated.

Discussion in 'The Bridge Over The River Kawaii' started by Angie Gallant, Jan 12, 2013.

  1. Angie Gallant Bollocks Mahoney

    Location:
    Austin, TX
    http://s-ojisama.com/index.html

    The concept of the game is that when you turned 21, you started experiencing fever and dizziness in the presence of cute older men in uniforms, so now you are trying to build up your stamina by hanging out with cute older men in uniforms.

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    CUTE

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    OLDER

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    MEN

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    IN UNIFORMS


    And it has a dual-wooing system. You can be the typical protag-chan and be passive while the cute older men pursue you, or you can be ACTIVELY HUNTING DOWN THE CUTE OLDER MEN protag-chan and be aggressive with them so you can see them blush and be coy.

    There's a bartender, a cop, a doctor, a book publisher, a college professor, and soon they'll be adding a man of undetermined military rank. And they are cute older men in uniforms.

    And this game will never be in English.



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  2. Pyrephox Despondent Fancybear

    That is a tragedy. :(
  3. Lizzy Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Of course.
  4. Western Scrub Jay Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Tenda Village
    I like it when a game doesn't bother to hide under an excuse plot and just goes for it.

    I'm heartbroken this will never be translated :(
  5. Sedrine Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Australia
    Did the developers say it will never be released in English? There does seem to be some demand for it to be translated if the reviews on Google play are anything to go by. Not that that will necessarily make a difference, but one can hope, right?
  6. Angie Gallant Bollocks Mahoney

    Location:
    Austin, TX
    It's so niche that I'd be shocked if they put any effort into translating it.
  7. Nerys Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    42
    BRB, learning Japanese.
  8. Zenith Level 90 Paladin

    Location:
    The Internet
    That is just sad.
    Here I was building up an oyaji complex. :(
  9. Soli-chan Magister Mundi Elyscape

    This, this exists in the world!

    ...and I can't play it. *tears and despair* ''orz
  10. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

  11. MulMizu Sassy Black Woman

    When has a language barrier EVER stopped me?

    DOWNLOADING

    EDIT: oh wait i can't because i don't have a tablet well OKAY
  12. FerdieLance Beardy Magnificence

    Acclimatization therapy? Makes perfect sense to me!

    1: What the hell kind of college professor wears a uniform??? Much less a book publisher!

    2: I think the severity of the heroine's reaction should be proportional to the outlandishness of the uniform and the age of the man.

    FINAL BOSS:
  13. Nebty Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Toronto, Ontario
    I laughed so hard that I woke up my cat (not an easy feat, I'll have you know).
  14. Nerys Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    42
    I'm mostly amused by the description "FINAL BOSS."
  15. Soli-chan Magister Mundi Elyscape

    In the case of the final one, I do believe the protagonist would swiftly be unmade/blasted away to bits.

    Also I about keeled over. The floor is nice and good support. *still twitching and about the same state as Nebty yes'm*
    ETA: That is a most glorious picture incidentally and I am quite taken with the illustration on the hat.
  16. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    I'm done. You win the Internet. Excuse me while I try to go through acclimatization therapy for things I find hilarious.
  17. Teddybear of Death Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Dystopia
    AW, C'MON. Fan translation? ANYTHING? It's too novel not to enjoy...
  18. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    We should get everyone to read the Ivan LP/have them play his route to boost up the number of people who would want to play this game. Then someone will HAVE to listen to us and translate it! This is not how reality works.
  19. PARAdoxial Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    California
    Oh my, they are quite the handsome old lads. Do want. Para likes anything in a uniform.
  20. Sugar-Junkie Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    France
    My oyajicon self is weeping.

    WEEPING.
  21. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    I don't have enough tears.
    JAPAN, WHY. Why are your people so much luckier with games than we are? :(
  22. purplevelvet Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    France
    hoo that sounds like a game I would like too ( maybe related to the fact I'm 35? so real me find perfectly natural to chase guys around 35/40/45. I'm sure some of the "older men" of the game are explicitely stated as younger than me. ^^ ;). Someone here has read the manga Hotaru? well I found the 40 year old boss totally cuter than Hotaru's boyfriend...)
    And nice thing, protag has a face!

    anyway, second picture has some Harold and Maude vibes...
  23. Angie Gallant Bollocks Mahoney

    Location:
    Austin, TX
    Hotaru no Hikari?

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    Takano is so clearly superior it's amazing that the relationship with the younger guy lasted as many volumes as it has. I'm liking recent plot developments, I tell ya.
  24. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    Just searched up the series and apparently there's a drama of it as well. Debating whether to start watching it or not.
  25. gertrudetherobot Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Portland, OR
    I want to play this. So. Badly.
  26. gertrudetherobot Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Portland, OR
    Link please. >:D
  27. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    Found the first half of the series! There's a second season, from what the DramaWiki informs me, and I think it should be on that site? If the videos don't play, I guess you could also try DramaFever?

    And meanwhile, I wish the Military Man would be available already. Although I'm more than happy with starting with the Policeman. Not that I can play this game, sobs.
  28. gertrudetherobot Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Portland, OR
    I kind of like the Doctor. Though the strict military man is kind of cute. Too bad I don't like the look of the teacher... Not that it MATTERS.
  29. Brimney Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Signed up just to say I've downloaded the game on my android. I'll report back if I see anything interesting.
  30. purplevelvet Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    France
    Yep, Angie, Hotaru no Hikari, I haven't seen the drama, by the way, and read only the 2 first volumes ( cause I was broke when the other were published here) but flirty boss totally wins here again. Lol so much. :D

    ( I kinda recognize myself as Hotaru by the way, I mean the messy flat I'll clean another day, the " day off? let's skip make up and stay in sportswear the whole time!" attitude.,. I'm quite the dry fish you know ^^; )
  31. Angie Gallant Bollocks Mahoney

    Location:
    Austin, TX
    Hah, I actually did the himono test that was in the back of one of the volumes. My results:

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  32. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    I'm a potential dried fish.
    ...Screw you, I like my jersey and lack of makeup and home.
  33. Soli-chan Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Dried fish or rather squid is particularly delicious. And now I'm hungry.
  34. Sugar-Junkie Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    France
    I scored 12. Now I'm depressed.
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  35. purplevelvet Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    France
    yep, congrat's to myself. Same answers (haha, the double sided tape, I've totally done that!) + I've brought home garbage and I wasn't drunk even. And I don't even think is a big matter to be called Dried Fish ( Some called me the Jellyfish at college, after all, cause they considered me weird, so uninteresting, and not a "normal" human being, teenagers are so mean) My! I'm much more Nodame than Hotaru it seems :D

    Soooo my woman's time is almost done now. What should I do? turn cougar? turn to girls? :D
  36. Brimney Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Sorry in advance for the rambling. Not only am I not feeling well, I'm one of those nervous newbies, cowering in fear of rejection Or something.

    So the game is interesting. The issue right now is navigating the menu that always pops up when I start the game. When I first started the game. I've closed the game a few times by accident. The menu screen I have now opens to my 'target' (the doctor) and has some information on him. I can click a few buttons on the side to see information on his job (and some numbers that I can't figure out), an in-game shop, a gashapon mini game (I think), and something called the "premium collection," which shows each guy, and when you click on them, seems to show you any images you may have collected of them.

    Anyway, the game is split into chapters, and it seems that each character has 10 chapters/"stories", plus a main story (though don't quote me on this - I have no knowledge of japanese so I don't know what I'm doing, more so than usual). I'm on the doctor chap. Nothing interesting has happened so far, so I just sped through it. It took about 5 minutes, I guess. Then I unlocked chapter 2.

    For anyone else who wants to download the game, it's pretty easy to find on google play. You need to have a device linked to your google account, and then it's rather easy to download. I will admit, I am a bit stupid and though I don't think there's a price for it, you may want to double check.

    I'd post pictures, but I have no idea how to do so from my phone.

    Okay, so that was very rambly. Sorry. I'll get it together.
  37. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    I scored a ten.

    Well.

    This isn't news.

    And DAMN I WISH I COULD PLAY THIS GAME but iPhone. Cannot wait until it releases for iPhone. And I was wondering about the price. I haven't seen one anywhere, so I guess it's free? (Also, thank you for informing us, Brimney! Fear not, we're a friendly bunch. You're more than welcomed to join us!)
  38. Skibblu Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Australia
    watch watch watchhhh. I think there's a movie that's set after season 2 as well. :3 All I remember is that it was hilarious and a lot of "HEY I DO THAT. oh wait, that's a bad thing? oops."

    Maybe I should read the manga.
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  39. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    Actually, nevermind, I scored twelve if I reword some of the questions to simply mean "I'm too lazy to go out somewhere close-by-ish" for the Narita airport one and if I'm honest about how troublesome answering the quiz is. Well.
  40. Antiqua Magister Mundi Elyscape

    The first old man looks like a lot of men I kinda had a crush on since I was fourteen.
    And now that he is in a otome game.. I CAN'T HAVE IT.
    /sob