The thread where you take a picture of yourself right now and post it

I'M COMING TO GET Y'ALL

Movember - day 7.

You're looking better than me. I look like a 15 year old trying to grow a mustache.

Current Movember status. I don't like a full beard so I'll have to find a style to suit.

It's Movember the style is a mustache! I'm not liking the current trend of people just growing whatever facial hair and claiming it's for Movember. Movember is specifically about mustaches! /rant

If someone who doesn't normally have facial hair growing something on his face makes others think about Prostate Cancer, I don't really care if it's a moustache or a chinstrap -- mission accomplished.

The rules are clear:

Yeah. People don't look at goatees and beards and think, MY PROSTATE! I MUST GET IT POKED! They think "Another fucking hipster? Better lock up my fucking PBR!" No, they look at dodgy ass mos and think "WTF is that person thinking? It's not NASCAR season, it must be something to do with MOVEMBER!" And then they think "MY PROSTATE, I MUST GET IT POKED!"

ANGER MY MO NO LONGER!



Support my mo here

Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and not participate in that.

I've just been yelling "GET YOUR PROSTATE CHECKED!" at the start of every conversation instead.

Looking surprisingly perky for only three hours of sleep...



Also, I seriously need a haircut.

Why do you appear to be tied to the couch by your neck?

Kinky.

Necklace, not noose. :)

Cool, your right eye appears to be a tiny monitor!

I'm secretly a cyborg.

Well, not any more. :)

You're a real boy!

Well, not you, Tyjenks. Switchknitter.

Not even a secretive cyborg.

Went to a Murder Mystery Play in Cleveland last night with my girlfriend. She took this photo of me on 4th St. That's Pickwick and Frolic behind me, which is where we went. We had to sing on stage! It was awful. But we won the mystery, which netted us several tickets to their comedy club and a bottle of wine. It was a great evening! I was wearing a coat my grandfather left me. He had it tailored made in London (Alexandre's on Oxford St). Fantastic coat!

That is a sexy coat.

So to continue the "Dying while Running" series, these are from the Fans on The Field 10K I ran a few weeks ago.

It started outside Mile High. The route went through the Pepsi Center and onto Coors Field (the warning track, anyways. A hired goon was present to keep runners off the grass). The race finally finished back inside Mile High. You can kind of see Broncos decor in the background of the right photo.

I invested in a beard groomer thing. Keeping short growth. I am super hot.

Lost about 25lbs since May. Back issues have dropped off. Feeling fit and strong :)

I can't keep up with your hair color changes.

That's kind of close to my natural color, but a bit darker. I haven't been blue in months! Or blonde.

3 hours of sleep + 1 cup of disgustingly sweet coffee and all of a sudden I'm boarding this bad idea train like nobody's business.

Perhaps you should invest in something like this:

I would like one of those... but I'm afraid of my horrible tendency to impulse-buy. What if I saw one of these while I was there?

Not to mention the Vulcan or the Stampede...

Dude, lose the glasses, and go find your Raylan hat. Guaranteed win with the ladies.

Believe me, when I go out amongst the peoples, the glasses come off. It's like superman and shit. Like tonight, I am going to a concert, I will not be CPA Tyler, I will me rock music, inebriated Tyler in jeans and a T-shirt. We can only hope that does not turn into Making it Rain Tyler after the show and then throwing up in the drive way at home Tyler. Those pictures will be significantly worse.

Whatever. Post them either way. ;-)

Don't tempt me. I'll drunk pic spam all up in this bitch. ;)

E Bam!

Sorry, those pics from my phone were really big.