The thread where you take a picture of yourself right now and post it

Where the fuck are the fucking pictures you fucks?

Where the fuck are the fucking pictures you fucks?

Slowly step away from the keyboard, Calistas. There is a gigantic, horrifying face inside of your computer.

I just saw this! Are you insinuating that I'm under the influence of illicit substances, sir?? I say thee nay, ignorant lout. That pic was taken literally one minute and thirty seconds after I got out of bed, by my brother who was lurking in the kitchen on Christmas morning. I'm still asleep, not stoned.

Frankly, I'm shocked that you think I would indulge in such things. Shocked, I say.

I've never loved anyone more than I love you right now.

*swoons* I regret I have but one like to give. Hahaha, magnificent!

I actually do quite resemble a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey. Just, without the santa hat.

As long as Dean keeps posting pictures I feel no need to do so since we look so much alike. Other then the style of glasses.

OH HAI THERE

Just now, as in 3 minutes ago @ work

You look just like I would expect a roguefrog to look, and I mean that in the least offensive and most flattering way possible.

Props for the all-time classic gaming nerd poster.

Tragedy.

Bonus points if you can name all three Shadowlords from memory.

Shamino, Dupre, and Iolo.

Apparently my hair went through a time warp to 1954 and had a great time.

Hardly. Not enough pomp, far too much dour.

Christ, Nute looks like his Av. Can we get him to pose in the same way?

I don't think his left hand is as big as his head, but who knows!

Not quite right now but last Saturday- showing off my new bike...and just to show off a bit more, it is that after part of my before and after photo from the weightloss thread.

Sleep studies are SEXY.

You'll never forget anything again.

I get to wear that mask every night for pretty much the rest of my life.

JOY.

Hopefully without all the tape. That's gonna hurt if you roll over and it comes off.

I think I'd rather stay awake

No tape, no wires. Just mask.



You totally want to sleep next to me now. (Better than when I snored and flailed around all night. Just infinitely sillier looking.)

"You merely adopted sleep apnea. I was born with it. I did not see a CPAP machine until I was a grown man."

MY CLOTHES ARE ALREADY OFF, LET'S DO THIS.

Oh wait, no, hold on, I just read the rest of what you posted.
SNORING AND FLAILING I KNOW SOMEONE THAT DOES THAT. brb crying.

CYBORG ELEPHANT, THANK YOU.

It's really easy to treat, you know. Whoever it is needs to get themselves to a sleep lab, because apnea can raises chances of hypertension and strokes and all kinds of nasty shit.

Well shit. I'll let him know on the double.

My father in law had one for a while. He got lucky and found he didn't need it after losing a buch of weight (100+ lbs). My dad, on the other hand, is stuck with his. Scares the shit out of my kids if I ask them to go in and wake him.

...I wonder if that will be more true now that the oldest has seen Star Wars.

My wife loves talking to me once I put the mask on, because I can't really talk back.

Sure, you can try, but air will come rushing out of your mouth from your nasal cavity. It's freaky at first, but now I can pretty much control it for short bursts of "Stop talking to me!" It's like saying the alphabet while burping.