The thread where you take a picture of yourself right now and post it

Discussion in 'January And Everything After' started by Calistas, Jan 18, 2012.

  1. balut Magister Mundi Elyscape

    ...when the sleep study is done and my night peacefully passes, then you have my permission to sleep.

    Alternately:
    Do you have anything a little more flashy? I want something that says: "I own this room. I own YOU."
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  2. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Now all Switch needs is some red sand and then HE WILL BE A BIOTIC GOD
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  3. walTer Worked The System

    Location:
    Redondo Beach
    So Switch, how did you sleep?
  4. Thoro Beardy Magnificence

    Location:
    More like Snoreway
    Haircut!
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    Receding hair? OWN that forehead, man.
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  5. balut Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Thoro, every time I see a picture of you, I can't help but feel you should be wearing a knit cap and peacoat, standing on a dock in the morning fog, smoking a pipe.
  6. Thoro Beardy Magnificence

    Location:
    More like Snoreway
    I've actually been thinking of getting a peacoat...
  7. SuperJay Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    A2MI
    You call that a forehead? I think my own forehead is larger than my entire face.
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  8. Neopythia Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    NYC
    Sleep Apnea can go away. There are a number of different triggers. My partner was diagnosed with it and got a CPAP machine. She lost weight and her apnea went away. Now we have a Bane mask collecting dust.
  9. SwitchKnitter Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Central Florida
    Quat is going to be SO HAPPY because I can no longer talk in my sleep.
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  10. SwitchKnitter Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Central Florida
    Quite well, actually. So well that I can't wait to get my own machine!
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  11. Athryn Despondent Fancybear

    You will still still talk in your sleep, it will just be muffled somewhat.
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  12. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Boo! I'm always highly amused when my spouse talks in his sleep. He says some really bizarre things. It's awesome.
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  13. SwitchKnitter Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Central Florida
    I don't think so. With the mask I wore during the study, I could barely open my mouth.
  14. AaronSofaer Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    I think it's against the law for anyone to have a work ID picture that doesn't look terrible. It must be.
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  15. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    KC MO
    The shorter hair suits you a lot better, I have to say. But good god, the glare...
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  16. Speak With Bread Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    San Jose
    I hadn't really intended for it to be that short, but eight inches of split ends had to go. Also, Aaron, would it kill you to brush your hair before photos? :)
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  17. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Speak was right, you are channeling a little bit of Carl Sagan.

    Also, brush your hair, IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
  18. AaronSofaer Magister Mundi Elyscape

    The hair was brushed! Seriously! It goes from "my hair is brushed" to "my hair is escaping like a wild animal" approximately instantly after the brush leaves my head.

    Short hair is goddamn unmanageable.
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  19. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    KC MO
    Obviously the solution is to grow a beard.
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  20. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

    You didn't go short enough. What you have right now is not short hair.
  21. AaronSofaer Magister Mundi Elyscape

    I have a feeling I would become single very quickly.
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  22. Speak With Bread Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    San Jose
    No, you'd just have a very confused girlfriend. I can't picture you with a beard, but I certainly wouldn't break up with you over it.

    A pornstache, on the other hand...
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  23. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    KC MO
    In order for me to be properly amused, you're going to need to make some sacrifices.
  24. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Aaron, I think you know what you have to do.

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  25. AaronSofaer Magister Mundi Elyscape

    That looks like a testable statement! As a burgeoning rationalist, I am ethically bound to be a douchebag about pseudo-scientifically "testing" things in my life at least once per week.

    OPERATION:PORNSTACHE!
  26. Jasper Hard Cider Gal

    Location:
    Oregon
    Just make sure to post a photo.

    Also, it might take more than a week to grow one. So make that several photos, in time lapse.
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  27. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

    I used the wide array of image manipulation tools I have at my disposal to create what I think is a fairly accurate representation of Aaronstache.

    Behold.
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  28. Astromarine Elitist Negative Nancy

    this *needs* to happen.
  29. Speak With Bread Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    San Jose
    Actually, our roommate votes for the handlebar, and Alligator and I were thinking more along the lines of a soul patch. Kind of hating ourselves for thinking it, but thinking it nonetheless.
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  30. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    KC MO
    A handlebar mustache would not suit Aaron's face shape. A horseshoe mustache might, but he'd be better suited with a Zorro/Clark Gable 'stache.

    For rough emoticon reference -

    Handlebar: :{
    Horseshoe: :C
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  31. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    For the record:
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    soul patch.png

    Yes I realize I didn't center his handlebar.
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  32. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    KC MO
    Soul patch = bad idea. Aaron has an egg-shaped face and a slight double chin (might just be the lighting in that photo) so you don't want a style of facial hair that's going to look tiny or delicate and contrast with his broad features. Also, he may live in the Bay Area, but (to my knowledge) Aaron is not a patchouli-scented part-time barista playing acoustic guitar on a street corner. Nor does he surf. Since he meets neither of those qualifications, a soul patch is definitely a no-go.
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  33. IainC Your Tour Guide For Los Angeles

    Location:
    Schwarzwald
  34. AaronSofaer Magister Mundi Elyscape

    The double chin is from being overweight. Gonna have to work on that before I worry about what kind of mustache OR LACK THEREOF will look best on me. :)
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  35. balut Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Two words: The Lemmy.
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  36. Sugar-Junkie Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    France
    In which my boyfriend and I share an intimate and meaningful moment :

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    I'm allergic to love.
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  37. OZ 4.0 Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    NJ
    A dead butterfly AND a deer head on the wall. You sure one of you isn't Norman Bates?
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  38. IainC Your Tour Guide For Los Angeles

    Location:
    Schwarzwald
    Her boyfriend is clearly holding her flensed skin up like a glove puppet.

    And then posting on BF pretending to be her to allay suspicion.

    Fake edit: Fuck you Firefox, flensed is so a word.
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  39. Lizzy Despondent Fancybear

    Oh my glob, your hair is actually blue. So jelly.
  40. Sugar-Junkie Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    France
    Memo : kill Egone and make a puppet out him.Well, the dead animals are mine. My father gave me the butterfly when I moved out and my sister owns the matching deer skull (I named mine Sir Jean-Pierre McSkull).




    Blue, purple, turquoise and plum actually :D
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  41. Lum Fatbird

    You knew this had to happen

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