The thread where you take a picture of yourself right now and post it

...when the sleep study is done and my night peacefully passes, then you have my permission to sleep.

Alternately:
Do you have anything a little more flashy? I want something that says: "I own this room. I own YOU."

Now all Switch needs is some red sand and then HE WILL BE A BIOTIC GOD

So Switch, how did you sleep?

Haircut!

Receding hair? OWN that forehead, man.

Thoro, every time I see a picture of you, I can't help but feel you should be wearing a knit cap and peacoat, standing on a dock in the morning fog, smoking a pipe.

I've actually been thinking of getting a peacoat...

You call that a forehead? I think my own forehead is larger than my entire face.

Quat is going to be SO HAPPY because I can no longer talk in my sleep.

Quite well, actually. So well that I can't wait to get my own machine!

You will still still talk in your sleep, it will just be muffled somewhat.

Boo! I'm always highly amused when my spouse talks in his sleep. He says some really bizarre things. It's awesome.

I don't think so. With the mask I wore during the study, I could barely open my mouth.

I think it's against the law for anyone to have a work ID picture that doesn't look terrible. It must be.

The shorter hair suits you a lot better, I have to say. But good god, the glare...

I hadn't really intended for it to be that short, but eight inches of split ends had to go. Also, Aaron, would it kill you to brush your hair before photos? :)

Speak was right, you are channeling a little bit of Carl Sagan.

Also, brush your hair, IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

The hair was brushed! Seriously! It goes from "my hair is brushed" to "my hair is escaping like a wild animal" approximately instantly after the brush leaves my head.

Short hair is goddamn unmanageable.

Obviously the solution is to grow a beard.

You didn't go short enough. What you have right now is not short hair.

I have a feeling I would become single very quickly.

No, you'd just have a very confused girlfriend. I can't picture you with a beard, but I certainly wouldn't break up with you over it.

A pornstache, on the other hand...

In order for me to be properly amused, you're going to need to make some sacrifices.

Aaron, I think you know what you have to do.

That looks like a testable statement! As a burgeoning rationalist, I am ethically bound to be a douchebag about pseudo-scientifically "testing" things in my life at least once per week.

OPERATION:PORNSTACHE!

Just make sure to post a photo.

Also, it might take more than a week to grow one. So make that several photos, in time lapse.

I used the wide array of image manipulation tools I have at my disposal to create what I think is a fairly accurate representation of Aaronstache.

Behold.

this *needs* to happen.

Actually, our roommate votes for the handlebar, and Alligator and I were thinking more along the lines of a soul patch. Kind of hating ourselves for thinking it, but thinking it nonetheless.

A handlebar mustache would not suit Aaron's face shape. A horseshoe mustache might, but he'd be better suited with a Zorro/Clark Gable 'stache.

For rough emoticon reference -

Handlebar: :{
Horseshoe: :C

For the record:



Yes I realize I didn't center his handlebar.

Soul patch = bad idea. Aaron has an egg-shaped face and a slight double chin (might just be the lighting in that photo) so you don't want a style of facial hair that's going to look tiny or delicate and contrast with his broad features. Also, he may live in the Bay Area, but (to my knowledge) Aaron is not a patchouli-scented part-time barista playing acoustic guitar on a street corner. Nor does he surf. Since he meets neither of those qualifications, a soul patch is definitely a no-go.

The double chin is from being overweight. Gonna have to work on that before I worry about what kind of mustache OR LACK THEREOF will look best on me. :)

Two words: The Lemmy.

In which my boyfriend and I share an intimate and meaningful moment :


I'm allergic to love.

A dead butterfly AND a deer head on the wall. You sure one of you isn't Norman Bates?

Her boyfriend is clearly holding her flensed skin up like a glove puppet.

And then posting on BF pretending to be her to allay suspicion.

Fake edit: Fuck you Firefox, flensed is so a word.

Oh my glob, your hair is actually blue. So jelly.

Memo : kill Egone and make a puppet out him.Well, the dead animals are mine. My father gave me the butterfly when I moved out and my sister owns the matching deer skull (I named mine Sir Jean-Pierre McSkull).

Blue, purple, turquoise and plum actually :D