Discussion in 'RPG - Playing Your Role' started by Eboby, Nov 18, 2012.
I amended the rules so I can catch you and the other two.
I claim either Togepi or whatever hatches from the Day-Care egg. Baby Pokemon are adorable.
The way the forum is moving currently is making me anxious because I've never played any Pokèmon game at all.
wait what no stop go play pokemon just go
Off topic entirely, but, mum, your avatar. I love your avatar.
And go play Pokemon. Do it now.
And be the very best
Like no one ever was
I actually have a copy of Pokèmon Red, but I haven't been able to get myself together enough to actually play it. The thing is, I'm pretty sure Pokèmon is the kind of game I'm horrible at.
(And yeah, it's a great capture. There's just no way to make sense of what is happening in it. You know, except chloroforming. )
edit: aand I just realized it looks like Arnaud has an Amanohashi-stache rather than a mouth.
Being it's Jude I assume Arnaud just told him people faint when you touch their noses and Jude does his best to imitate 'normal people'.
If 'Eboby' is too confusing, you could always name the rival 'Ybobe'. Then it'd be like you were facing a mirror-Eboby from the shadow dimension.
Yes. *switches vote*
In my head, 'Ybobe' is somehow read the same way as 'Eboby'. This!
I'm going for Ybobe as well. I feel two Ebobys would be too confusing.
I don't mind what Pokémon PokéRot will be.
Ybobe from the shadow dimension sounds like the best plan
Edit: Can I be some type of bird pokemon???
I LOVE birds ❤
Christmas avatars already, folks? It's still November!
I know, right? I'm staving off putting a hat on Hawke until December. Also because that'd coincide with actual Christmas decorations in the house.
I love the idea of a mirror Eboby from the shadow dimension, so I vote Ybobe as well!
Ybobe boppity boo~
Oh, then I shall be doing so in my Black lp! Any specific requests or is anything ok?
Hmm... Tough call-- NO IT'S NOT. Sandile. Yes please. If it's female, you can name it after me, if it's male, then I guess my kickass krookodile, King, will be making a cameo, lol.
Noted. Although I'm still in Striaton so it'll be a while.
Edit: Also voting for Ybobe
Is it bad that I read Ybobe in exactly the same pronunciation as I read Eboby? Is it some sort of horrific sign?
Also, I don't mind waiting. C: I'm just glad I caught you before you had to backtrack to find me or something.
Votes thus far:
Ybobe: Like all the other votes. Ybobe wins.
I'll just be gone an hour tops, and then I can-
Sweet Jesus fuck, what's that noise?!
Oh, it was a Hoothoot. Okay, um, I've seen this on TV so...
Kai, use Tackle.
Eventually the sort of just Hoothoot fell unconsious after it and Kai tackled each other over and over.
...After that I let Kai walk with me. She seemed happy about that and only a few other pokemon jumped out at us.
The quicker we get this done, Kai, the better.
Actually, no, because I'm not a trainer and-
Let go of my arm.
... Okay so I didn't know this was here, but that's not important.
And they sell pokemon stuff. I know that.
Route 30. Trainers I'll need to avoid. Got it.
Please let go.
That wasn't funny. On three I'll tell Kai to use Smoke Screen and I'll escape in the confusion.
THREE. Kai, bite him or something! Stranger-danger!
You don't want me; I'm 15 and that's too close to 18 for-
Oh. Thanks, but don't you think you could have given me this earlier?
Thanks again, but please listen to the next person that says 'no'.
I think all that just knocked a few years off my life.
Ah, this place is kind of big. Let me check my map.
Well, this doesn't help at all.
I guess this is going to take a little longer than I thought. This place is crawling with pokemon and there's a lot of grass around here.
Wait, pokemon can be poisoned? Crap.
Screw finding Mr. Pokemon, I'm going to go to that Pokecenter.
I pick Kai up and carry her because she's swerving around on her stubby little legs. She's really warm, and when I tell her I'm sorry she chirps at me.
I care. Fix Kai, please.
Why else would I be here?
She has me put Kai back in her ball and then puts her in a machine. Some lights flash and when I get her back she's perfectly fine.
Why would you say that?
You're a terrible person.
500 is a small price to pay if I never have to talk to that nurse again.
Please let this be Mr. Pokemon's house.
Well, yeah; it's either that or each other.
You're not Mr. Pokemon, are you?
Yeah, you're not Mr. Pokemon.
Maybe this guy know where Mr. Pokemon lives.
"A straight path" my foot.
Well at least I'm on the right track.
Could you guys do that somewhere else?
Why is everyone so rude today?
Fuck you too, dude. I'll just try the other fork in the path.
Okay then. His house ended up being behind a bunch of grass he really should cut.
Of course he did.
You know, if it weren't for how big and weird looking this egg is I'd say you were being tricked.
And then he sent a teenage girl to pick it up against her will.
Right, I'll just trust you on that one.
And you're too close.
Yeah, I've seen you on TV. You were a lot less creepy when there was a screen between us.
Because that's a totally rational thing to do.
Put Kai down. Now.
Because wild pokemon will attack people. Now put Kai down before I hurt you.
And I'll ask that one to bite you if you don't hand her over right the fuck now.
...Thank you. You were saying?
Just because I don't want to spend my life as a trainer doesn't mean I would be mean to pokemon.
And you are in my personal space again.
By going home.
And it look really expensive. You shouldn't give me something like this; I'm not a trainer or anything.
It's a waste of money to give me this.
And that's why I'm giving this back. I'm not meeting any other pokemon.
Take this Pokedex back and-
No, come back here and take this Pokedex!
After I throw this Pokedex into the ocean.
And then my Pokegear tried to vibrate it's way out of my pocket.
What could he want now?
And then he hung up.
I hope everyone is okay. I'd better hurry back.
Wait a second. Someone's running up the path. Maybe they know what's going on.
Pokeyman Crystal? With a reluctant, possibly yangire protagonist?
All of my yesssss
I'd be happy if I was named after something, too! Preferably an electric or grass-type! :D
I don't think so, to many yandere/yangires protagonist LP would be boring, this is more like a bratty teenager~
Oh man, if you catch Raikou... y'know... and your bird Pokemon is shit, you could always name it after me. :3c
I'm surprised no one wants to be an unown considering they were the catalyst for the whole plot of the 3rd Pokemon movie.
Yeah! We could have a bunch of them. One person could be an L, and an E, and an A, and a V, and another E...
It's you. Hows it going? Are you still a jerk?
Yep. Still a jerk.
Or you could step aside before I make you, shorty.
Fine. You asked for it.
I know Tackle is your only attack, but hit that blue guy extra hard, okay?
No, actually. Kai looks tired, you're still a dick, and I have places to be.
Wait, I get money when I win a battle? I thought that was just one of those things they made up for TV so battles were more dramatic.
That's when a Hoothoot nearby decided to start screeching, but I think I heard most of his name. It sounded a lot like mine.
And then he grinned at me and ran off.
This is the most confusing day of my life.
He looked kind of nice smiling like that. For a dick, I mean.
Nothing's on fire. That's a good sign.
A cop isn't a good sign, though.
...A stolen-oh. Wow. That guy is an even bigger dick than I thought.
He's also got a terminal case of jerk and there's about 300 less in his pocket right now.
Holy shit, someone is actually listening to me.
It was Ybobe.
No kidding. That poor Totadile.
It's totally weird looking, right?
If you think that's a great discovery then you need to hear about how creepy Prof. Oak is in person. He invaded my space, handed me a Pokedex, and then ran off.
That guy is grade A creepy.
Don't say 'trainers'. Don'tsay'trainers'dontsay'trainers'. Please don't say-
No. I really don't. I have what it takes to get a high school diploma.
No, I'm getting on great with a pokemon. And who wouldn't get along with Kai?
She runs around my feet when we walk together. Who wouldn't think that's cute?
Nope. Not happening.
That's totally irrelevant because I'm not taking the gym challenge.
Good thing I'm not walking it, then.
Or I could never tell her about it and have a snack.
Thanks, but the only quest I'm on is the one where I fix a snack and watch Duskull De Muerte. It's in Spanish, so I have no idea what's going on, but someone slaps someone else at least every five minutes.
I'll tell mom that Elm wanted me to raise Kai as a pet and leave it at that.
Where did she... Kitchen.
Elm gave her to me and he-
Why are you smiling like that?
I'm not leaving on an adventure. I've had more than enough adventure.
No, because the only place I'm going is over to the fridge for a snack.
Mom, I'm not going on an adventure.
Mom, listen to me. I'm not going on an adventure. I'm going to finish school.
What? No, Mom, I'm-
And then she shoved me out of the house. She didn't even give me a chance to get a word in edgewise.
...I don't even have a change of clothes. And I'm really nauseous.
It's freezing. It's dark out. And I've just been kicked out of my own house.
This is bullshit.
If I hadn't gone into the lab tonight, this wouldn't have happened.
If I hadn't seen Ybobe looking in to the lab, I wouldn't have talked to him, and he wouldn't have pushed me. If he hadn't pushed me, I wouldn't have gone into the lab to tell Elm there was some asshole outside. If Ybobe hadn't stolen Elm's Totadile he wouldn't have called me in a panic and made me run back to town. I hadn't thought something was on fire, I could have had time chose my words more carefully and I could have made Elm send this stupid Pokedex back to Prof. Oak.
If Ybobe hadn't been hanging around the research lab and planning to steal a pokemon I wouldn't be outside pacing in circles right now. Homeless.
He said he wanted to be the world's greatest pokemon trainer and he only had that Totadile.
Kai, we're going to Violet city.
The plot thickens.
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