Discussion in 'Drama Llama Holding Pen' started by MrMolecule, Apr 5, 2012.
WE HAVE GIANT ROBOTS
THEY PUNCH MONSTERS IN THE FACE
Also, major cities get destroyed.
BUT GIANT ROBOTS PUNCHING MONSTERS IN THE FACE
IT'S VERY POSSIBLE I AM HIGHLY SLEEP DEPRIVED GOOD NIGHT
When I see "Rocket Punch," my brain autofills it to "Falcon Punch," a la (too much) Smash Bros.
My brain went to this:
I like that I can post here under my real identity (which I like to do, since being on-the-record forces me to think about what I say and not be a total twatwaffle since I have a somewhat public-facing career) and be treated as another member of the community and not as if I'm wearing my work hat all the time.
Tomorrow we learn that you're Game Informer's Broken Social Outreach Manager.
Soli-chan gave me the like that leveled me up!
I like that BF has levels, though it'd be better if we had full character sheets.
3rd Level Slacker
Neutral Good (I try anyway)
Str - 18 (this is going on "the for every 10lbs you are able to Military Press = 1 pt of Strength rule" I think I read in the 1st editon rules. In the early 80's, before steroids ruined D&D Str stats)
Dex - 7
Con - 14 pretty hardy I guess
Int - 10ish (D&D doesn't measure street smarts)
Wis - 10 (at some point I get a modifier due to age right? )
CHA - This became an N/A stat as soon as I got married.
Abilities - Loafing and Napping with a proficiency in Beer Drinking
You know another thing I like about being broken? Threads like this.
We* couldn't do this thing at Other Forum for three reasons:
1) no avatars = lol lol lol sh!t b0nerz
2) no likes = vB lol
3) no feels = SANGRY SMASH!
So yeah, thanks
*the editorial "we", I can't art for shit in any case.
Charisma measures more than just physical attractiveness. It also covers personal magnetism and persuasiveness. So if you ever try talking to your boss for a raise, you still need to make a charisma roll.
LOL at 12 year olds having 18 STR. Oh neckbeards, you so crazy.
(Yes, I made DEX and WIS my dump stats WHAT OF IT HATERS?)
Hmmm. Physical stats are so much easier to assign than the mental ones:
STR: 12 (used to be higher, but now I am a lump :( )
DEX: 7 (I am a spaz)
CON: 10 (I get low-grade sick a lot but not SO sick I think I have a con penalty, so...)
INT: 12 (THAT'S RIGHT, TWELVE)
WIS: 12 (THAT'S RIGHT, TWELVE)
CHA: 14 (PEOPLE LIKE ME I DON'T KNOW WHY)
Not with an 18 STR I don't.
Human (no, really now!)
2nd Gen. Time Traveller
Abilities - Heart Barrage Canon
Communion with the Hivemind Inner Sanctity of Soul
Did I do this right? ;4
If I remember correctly, that grants a +4 to food collection, doesn't it?
Man... you'll never starve in the wilderness. Lucky bastard.
I love this forum for sharing stats. I don't think I need much else outside of sleep but fuck sleep
Abilities: hallucinations (strength depends on proximity), teleportation, regeneration, poison
Gets a +1 Charisma bonus when wearing dandy ensemble.
I like that people like
Kie can find threads like this outside of the LP forum, then find other threads I posted in, and immediately shoot my likes up by at least 30 overnight. Sure, 30 likes may not mean much to you LPers, but to me SQUEEEEEEEE
In fact, it's not just
Kie, but a bunch of other LPers.
Urk, hurry up and finish the next page! :P
Jacquelle for proving my theory. 11 likes in under 20 minutes! I salute your liking abilities!
They might be corrosive likes.
You insult me. I assure you all my likes are fresh and 100% kosher. Good day, sir!
Well, I only wanted to-
I SAID GOOD DAY.
Is anything 50% kosher? 25%? I thought it was all or nothing with kosher, but I don't know because I am not French.
I like that I can go on endlessly about toy rocket engineering in the Kerbal Space Program thread and people seem to like it. My coworkers unknowingly owe you all an enormous debt of gratitude.
OMG, apparently I get all the likes from
Skibblu. I don't know who you are, but I shall make a Buck Rogers LP in your name and many others. I either play the game of LP, or die.
I have nowhere to put this, it sums up my feelings vis a vis my recent conversation with
U.S. Millie and other BF folk (with thanks/apologies to Tom Siddel and Gunnerkrigg Court):
Whaaaaat? I don't think you need to apologize dude.
Don't be a Silly Billy Dungsroman. Aren't I a card carrying member of The Bill Dungsroman All My Feels Foundation? Apologies are a rare thing on the internet, even more so when they're aren't necessary. I know you're a good person Bill. :)
I personally function as an ambassador from the Soli-chan planet and with such high regard we have for the most illustrious Bill Dungsroman All My Feels Foundation I hope you can accept this SMISHGLOMP as a token of our affection.
Additionally, thank you for reminding me to finish Gunnerkrigg. <3
I sorta meant it as a "old scary qt3 grognards mellowing out and being decent folk" I am not as good a cartoonist as Urk
There's a pretty great body of evidence for that mounting up.
I genuinely like when people get to a point where there is a broad agreement on the big issues. Far too often it's a case of people bashing skulls over the same basic fundamentals of A versus B. Deep fundamental differences and it's rare that anything gets achieved bare people getting angrier and angrier. When people actually agree on the underlying stuff the talk turns to far more interesting things. It's not longer a case of "Is there climate change? AND EVEN STILL ALL YOUR EVIDENCE IS BULLSHIT!" but people discussing what needs to be done to address climate change, so you get to see plans for dealing with things. And here even if someone disagrees with climate change I can see them still agreeing that carbon output and reliance on fossil fuels needs to stop with a change towards sustainable energy, so they get behind the discussion.
How about stripping? Are you as good as him in that?
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