Things That You Like About Being Broken

It's people like you that fail to meet even the most basic of reward criteria before deciding to push a button. A rat in a maze has more self-awareness and most likely a higher sense of self-esteem.

You are a bad person and you should feel bad. Seriously. The next time you feel like hitting the like button punch yourself in the head instead until the urge passes.

Grognards: Now Available in New EXTRA-SANGRY Flavor

Never. I will Care-Bear-StareTM you down with my liking habits.

You realize, of course, that all this will do is encourage us to like your posts in retribution, right?

...Clever.

You're being ridiculous. Seriously.

Look, I find the whole focus on likes and feels and all the rest of it as silly as you. But in a purely textual environment, it's pretty much impossible to suss out who's just screwing around and who's actually getting some sort of validation from all this nonsense. It's the in-person non-verbal clues that help you differentiate, and you're just as blind in that respect as I am.

So lighten up, and just let it go. You gain nothing by getting on people's cases, and you end up looking absurd by your current actions.

I'm having too much fun.

Please. Grognards are straight-up angry. Sangry is for people who have feels.

Yeah, it always bothered me that people refer to grognards as "sangry" when in fact Dan Lawrence coined it as an adjective to describe the LPers. So it really should be sangry LPers vs straight-up angry grognards. But of course none of us care because Sangry Grognard is way catchier than any of the alternatives and is also the best custom title on the site right now except maaaybe Hatoful Pigeon.

That and Dan Lawrence made Sangry Grognard his custom title, so evidently, it can be used to describe everyone.

You should feel like a million bucks.

Soli-chan is here. Her like wave is coming in fast!

Because the joke just isn't over yet.

Indeed it isn't.

Banana

No really that's all I have to say.

I like the fact that we all settle down and have a big love-in about how great the forum is from time to time. It just fills me with feels every time.

Banana loves you too <3

Seriously. The next time you feel like making a whiny bitch post about other posters who you could have on ignore within two seconds punch yourself in the head instead until the urge passes.

I like that we have Lizzy.

You guys are all failing your sarcasm detection roll.

Or Kalle is actually angrier about feels than he was during the whole diaspora.

(Man, I hope I'm right.)

I... Figured he was being sarcastic as well which is the only reason why I liked that post.

Am I misreading the mood again?

I was pretty sure it was sarcasm, too.

If it was sarcasm and it turns out I was the one who made the whiny bitch post, Kalle will recieve a batch of all my sorry feels. If not, then anyway because he hates feels.

If I put them on ignore then how would I be able to tell them to punch themselves in the head?

And everything was hilarious again.

I do, balut. I well and truly do.

I like when Soli-chan discovers old threads and goes through and likes practically every post in them. Soli re-discovered the Secret Santa thread and I'm getting likes ahoy!

I like that the like system allows us to spot the illusive registered lurkers. I can see you KFDirector!

I know where you lurk!

Thangs that BrokenForum has taught me:

- how to make better cocktails
- how to be more aware of privilege
- the importance of the Elemental Materials
- masturbation

Huh. Guess that's about it.

Come to think of it, we don't really talk about masturbation in here; must be thinking of some other website that I take my pants off and browse with reckless abandon.

This ain't the drunk thread, SuperJay.

Would you rather he learned about it on the streets?