Things That You Like About Being Broken

Just a couple months ago, actually. Now I'm working on making up all that lost time.

(In reality I started that list with feelgood vibes, and then completely lost where I was going with it and decided to end it by going for bawdy.)

AUGH MY EYES

YOU CROSSED THE STREAMS WHYYYY

There's a time-honored way to fix that!

Seriously though, Muffin, you are the worst person.

Things that I like about being Broken?

Lum.

Okay, I'm not gonna lie, I like that people liked this.

Now I can masturbate.

This thread is going places.

Man, I had to. That was sitting in my collection of reaction images forever and I wasn't ever going to get a chance to use it again.

"Lizard woman" isn't an everyday theme!

They go off if you don't post them, you know. They mold. Like cheese.

(I have all kinds of horrible, awful reaction images on hand. Which is probably not a good thing.)

When you obsessively check the forum while surfing the intertubes and you somehow have three open instances without knowing it.

Try eleven.

BF has become my new TV Tropes.

As of right now, I have sixteen BF tabs open. Too many LPs and forum games to keep track of, ugh...

My median is 20 but you're all missing the point here. For a grognard, 3 is practically a marriage proposal!!
Why can't you just be happy for Muffin?!! Muffin m'dear, did you want roses on the cake?

Joking, pretty sure you can get in the 30's depending on the topics you follow and the people you lavish/lovell upon.

YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT.

Is BF married to every user by now or something? ... I am more than okay with this, upon further thought.

And I'd have more open but my computer's not exactly cooperative when I have too many tabs open.

Two BF tabs. One to browse and post, and one to check the thread I'm posting in right before I hit the button to make sure the situation on the ground hasn't changed. Can't risk flying in blind, we've lost a lot of good people that way. It's quality that matters, not quantity. You'll understand that when you're older.

Here ends the lesson. Now off to recess.

Someone wants a reappearance in the Broken Forum comic series.

Don't know where to put this so there.


Thing I least like about being Broken right now is that where the fuck is Bryce? He hasn't posted in forever and I liked his posts on stuff. WHERE IS HE?

So you're saying you like that Bryce is missing? Maybe you suspect some mystery that we can band together and solve? I'll bring the lemonade!

You bring the lemonade, I'll bring the flashlight.

E: translation into UKish -- flashlight = torch.

Hey, you're right, where is he? WE SHOULD START A THREAD

My 1000th post was about missing Bryce.

Yaaaaaaaay, Bryce is back! (even if it's just to post a Revolting Cocks song)

Just?!
That is an awesome reason to post.

My reactions summarized:

"Huh, I wonder what is going on in this thread..."
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.......0.o

You're part of the LP subforum and this surprises you?

Tome-Chan, I'm sadfacing right now. :<

Do you need a hug?

I'm still half asleep, before you ask, shh. I'm sorry.

I only just noticed that Lum changed the subtitle for the Games forum, and I like it. Of many highlights, MURDER BUDDHISTS is one of my favorite bits of outcome from Meserach delving into the Grimoire demo. I literally burst out laughing when I hit that point in that post. Because, MURDER BUDDHISTS.

Bryce is the only reason I check Facebook most days.

Hugs are always acceptable ♡

I like that in D&D (and Sanctum, for that matter) we often have folks more knowledgeable than myself commenting on the various issues under discussion. (The spark for this particular comment is Saccaroa 's comment in the thread about Italian politics) Makes it easy to learn something new every day.

I like that there's no 2:1 like:post ratio trophy, because I still get to be an Armchair Designer.

I like that we have a decent proportion of posters who actually want to learn things in D&D/Sanctum/wherever.

I also like Raife 's avatar, because the image of Young Ford lifting his finger with a "psst!" shushing noise is so appropriate for so many of his posts.

I like his avatar because Young Ford is fucking hot.

I like the inside jokes that develop on this forum. It confuses those who aren't in the know, but makes the BF experience that much more enjoyable. Especially when I'm in on one and the joke crops up and I laugh because it's just great timing to bring it up.