This is the BEST worst vacation ever! Shall We Date?: My Sweet Prince

well is he trying to get rid of us, by throwing us into the arms of sexy-long haired-glasses- exotic- intellectual- adorably kind Chezem ( well said like this it doesn't sounds that bad.. Nice to see you guy, I wasn't here when your path was played, and.. but no, we must resist the temptation!)

BTW, a nice guy won't get upset by us being concerned for someone else, so A will do here, too.

(Wait a second sounds to be quite rough)

Chezem! *swoons* Ehm,I mean what's wrong Ivan?

IVAN YOU WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE! COME BACK HERE AND STOP TRYING TO DISTRACT US WITH SEXY CHEZEM!

Just as an aside, I like how he picked the one prince all but guaranteed to succeed in distracting the entire forum.

It's like he knows.

That butler is one smooth operator. Even when he's ill.

I think the game makers realized this forum existed and made it so Chezem appears to distract us whenever he can. And to get us to buy more stuff.

Chezem~~~~~~<3

Ah, wait, what? Voting? oh right, What's wrong, darling geez that's what I called Chezem in my play through?

So the current king has ninety-nine wives, right? Okay, let's go back to our original plan of Amaya being declared king and, oh look, here are two volunteer husbands. We can fill out the other ninety-seven later.

Oh yeah, voting. What's wrong, future husband #1?

I am pleased with this plan. We'll invite all the princes minus Lambert. So that's... Damn, how many princes were there again? And we're inviting the King.

Do we also get the 99 wives with the King? Please? :D

I have no complaints if Amaya's willing to swing that way, too.

Chezem, you're beautiful and sweet and I love you and want to hear about the country from you later, but you're also HEALTHY. GTFO, I have to chase Ivan! Don't you walk away from me Ivan, WAIT A MINUTE!

Hi Chezem!



Amaya, you tell Ivan to wait a minute. I'm going to spend some quality time with this hunk ❤

ooo why hello there Chezem *giggles* I wasn't here when your route was played...but doesn't mean I can ogle you for a bit *pinches herself to get back on the real path* Ivan!!! where do you think you're going?? What is wrong, Ivan? Amaya even got up earlier and was happy to see you are ok, and now you're leaving us with the sexy, long haired Prince...(cough) erm with another teacher??? what did we do wrong???

You brought me some Chezem?!?!


.................Ivan who???...............drools

Awwwwww~ Even though he's coughing and it seems painful, he looks so cute like this. I can't resist this weak look.
Sorry, I think I have some issues...

But seriously, What's wrong Ivan? Now that I dislike the idea to spend some quality time with Chezem...

Do you know where this is from? I want to watch.

It's from the korean drama You're Beautiful. It's an amazing show. <3 I fell instantly in love with it! ^^

Even his ears are red <3 I think it's cute

You're not the only one, trust me. All I want to do is hold his hand, tuck him in and feed him soup. LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU DAMMIT. It feels goooood.

Tell us what's wrong! Your attempts to distract us with Chezem will not work for now.

-more of an oyaji-con than attracted to Chezem-

EY. EY. IVAN. STOP RIGHT THERE MISTER. GET BACK HERE AND TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG.

Oh man, You're Beautiful is hilarious. You can get it on hulu, and I highly recommend it to everyone who enjoys ridiculous crossdressing hijinks and love interests who range from "failboat in fabulous outfit" to "more failboat in more fabulous outfit." Also, canon slash fanfic! It's great all the way around.

Nailed it.

Oh shit, no sparkles.

Ivan: "What do you mean?"

Amaya: "You usually stay here with me."

Ivan: "I have a lot of work today so I can't stay here."

Amaya: "Will you be back later? I'm a little nervous being alone with Prince Chezem."

Ouch.

Sorry, Chezem.

Ivan: "Master Chezem will teach you well, if only you ask. Don't worry."

Amaya: "But..."

Ivan: "You won't be able to stand on your own if I'm always by your side. Now if you'll excuse me..."

Shut down HARD. Maybe questioning Ivan right in front of Chezem wasn't the best idea.

<<REWIND <<REWIND <<REWIND



Ivan: "Yes? What is it?"

Amaya: "Are you going somewhere?"

A more neutral question this time.

Ivan: "Yes. I have other work to take care of."

Amaya: "But you're always with me."

Ivan: "I'm especially busy today. I'm sorry but I must leave now. Make sure you do not inconvenience Master Chezem, Miss Amya."

Would crying into his shoulder count as an inconvenience?

Ivan: "It's in your hands now, Master Chezem."

Chezem: "Sure."

Amaya: "Huh? Wait, Ivan!"





Amaya: "Sorry, Prince Chezem. I'll be right back."

Chezem: "Huh?"


I do appreciate that the princes Ivan keeps trying to foist her off on are Chezem and Nagit. Too bad it's not going to work. Ivaaaaaan!



Amaya: "But you're acting different today. Honestly, what's the matter?"

Ivan's face darkens a little.

Ivan: "Thank you for caring. However, have you forgotten?"



Ivan: "You can't go back to Japan until you fulfill it."

That...just might be the idea we're running with here.

Amaya: "But..."



Ivan: "If you talk and go outside with them, you'll learn who the citizens support. The princes are all good men. You'll like them once you get to know them."

Amaya: "......"

But Amaya doesn't want to get to know the princes; she wants to get to know you, Ivan. Biblically.

Ivan: "And they're fond of you too, Miss Amaya. They all say they'd like to talk to you."


*~*~*Ohhhh, so you think Amaya is attractive, hmm?*~*~*







Amaya: "That's true, but..."

Ivan: "You have a job to do. Please think about that. Excuse me."

Ivan leaves again, and Amaya can't follow him this time.

Amaya: (It's like he's gone back to his old, impassive self.)

He started to laugh and smile more. I thought we were getting closer.

Amaya: (Maybe I got the wrong idea...)

Then Chezem sneaks in at the side of the screen.


STOP BEING SO CUTE

Amaya: "Wah!"

He startles the heck out of her when he speaks from behind her.

Amaya: "Prince Chezem... No, it wasn't a fight."



Chezem: "He's taken care of us since we were small. We don't dare disobey him."


Guys, I think Chezem is rooting for them.



Amaya: "Umm, Prince Chezem?"

Chezem: "Nothing. I was just talking to myself. Let's go back. You are learning about history, right?"

Amaya: "Uh, yes."

Chezem is great even when we're not going for him. Such a sweet lad.

I remembered to get the Status screen right away this time!

Amaya has been summoned by Tamir to the throne room.


And he's not wearing his hat!



I wonder if the harem offer is still open.



Amaya: "Oh. Prince Jun..."

*snerk*

Jun: "What? Is there any reason why I can't be here too?"

Amaya: "N-no..."

Tamir: "Hold, Jun. I'm the one who summoned Amaya."



Tamir: "You know my sons now. Have you picked any of them yet? I was away from the palace so I haven't had a chance to ask."


Uuuuuuuhhh...

There is someone. He's your butler. That's not a problem, right?

I forgot, I was too busy thinking of wooing Ivan and make the rest of the human male race my harem choosing the rightful heir...

yeahright

A. Butler revolution is a go.

Can we get Chezem back now?

C, I'm thinking about it. We don't know them well enough to judge, A is lying since we DON'T have a Prince in mind, and B is just... Dumb. How do you forget who you chose? That's insulting.

Not to mention C implies we're carefully taking our time to make a good decision.

Meanwhile, I am still very interested in that harem option, yes.

I assumed that the first option was talking about Ivan.

Not possible unless we start a revolution.

It is.

THAT MAKES NO SENSE why am I questioning this game.

I'm sorry if it's been mentioned before but does Tamir have a route? Because while Chezem is awesome I really want to know if I can join the harem. Despite the weird neck.

C because it would hurt Ivan's pride to know we've been wasting his effort.

D: No, but I know already who I won't pick.. for instance not you Jun, you may got a sword and a nice chinese shirt, but you're too rude :p

So C

This is a country the succession of which is determined by who is in physical possession of a piece of jewelry. Sense is not involved in this process at any point.

Seriously, haven't they read any of those fairy tales where the king has to marry his own daughter because the royal wedding ring fits her finger? This is why you don't rely on inanimate objects to determine royal policy!

(I vote "there is someone." Let's make Ivan king. Imagine the face Lambert would make!)

Yes this is the best chance we get to ruin Lambert's life! Let's do it!