Vampires, Vampires, Vampires! Let's Play Diabolik Lovers

Discussion in 'Dating/Otome - Broken OKCupid' started by Eboby, Dec 9, 2012.

  1. Sarasha Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    That's my plan at least.
  2. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    *raises hand*

    So now we are calling the brain bleach vodka? Nice.
  3. Sarasha Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Just don't get the bleach and the vodka mixed up.
  4. Kasumi Tsukiko Elitist Negative Nancy

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    Broken age or country-of-residence age?
  5. Ozzo Hatoful Pigeon

    If eligible to collect the Drunk Posting cheevo.
  6. JuriaAAshen Hard Cider Gal

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    So this turned from "Ahh dat hat dat hat!! -insert fangirl squeeee-" to
    "no stahp it. i said stahp it Laito" to "Why did I vote for you Subaru" to "ALL DEM NOISES" to
    "make it stop, this madness TT__TT" to Vodka Fest? With Chocolate and Cream included?'

    Seems legit.
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  7. videetcredere Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I think it was entirely me and Donmai doing the Hat fangirling so basically take it from 'no stahp it' and you get a perfectly sensible evolution of things.
  8. PARAdoxial Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    I just read the first page!

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    It's just going to go downhill from here, eh? For some reason, I'm actually angrier at Ayato for calling Yui 'breastless' than Hat's err, nickname. Ayato is just really annoying. Reiji acts like a gentleman. With a whip. If I had played this game-->mentally scarred by attempting the most horrible routes first.
  9. PARAdoxial Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    So I finished. YOU PEOPLE HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE. Shu seems like he could be semi-quasi-decent if we could get him off his lazy, apathetic wrinkled...I should not have watched that movie at that age bum. And Car-kun is one of the better routes. This is why we can't have nice things. why isn't the site letting me use the return button Honk if you want to kick Tsunbaru! In various places!
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  10. Eboby Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    The incidents and characters portrayed in this motion picture visual novel are purely fictional and any similarity to actual occurrences and living or deceased persons is coincidental.

    Foreword:

    The motion picture visual novel LP you are about to witness may startle you. It would not have been possible, otherwise, to sufficiently emphasize the frightful toll of the new drug menace which is destroying the youth of America in alarmingly increasing numbers. Marihuana Vampires are that drug—a violent narcotic—an unspeakable scourge—The real public enemy number one!

    Its first effect is sudden, violent, laughter; then comes dangerous hallucinations—space expands—time slows down, almost stands still…fixed ideas come next, conjuring up monstrous extravagances—followed by emotional disturbances, the total inability to direct thoughts, the loss of all power to resist physical emotions…leading finally to acts of shocking violence…ending often in incurable insanity.

    In picturing its soul destroying effects no attempt was made to equivocate. The scenes and incidents, while fictionalized for the purposes of this story, are based on actual research into the results of Marihuana Vampire addiction. If their stark reality will make you think, will make you aware that something must be done to wipe out this ghastly menace, then the picture LP will not have failed at its propose…

    Because the dread Marihuana Vampire may be reaching next for your son or daughter… or yours… or YOURS!

    Yes, I spent time typing out the foreword and disclaimer of Reefer Madness and changing a few words. No, I am not sorry.


    The individual chapters in this game are relatively short, especially compared to something like Morenatsu. They're more or less vignettes with a little bit of back and forth between Yui and the chosen vampire, a choice where the player influences her thoughts, and a little bit more interaction before the screen goes black and the player is taken back to the chapter selection menu. The time consuming part comes from when the gist of what's going on isn't immediately obvious to me and I have to listen to a line several times and Google a few of the words.

    Now, I'm not going to subject anyone to the lines I did this with and plaster the thread with broken English. At least not yet. For the time being I'm going to plaster this thread with conjecture of what's going on instead. Here's a video of Subaru's Dark prologue to the end of his second chapter for anyone who might like to hear them. The LP on youtube has been taken down. Link will be replaced if I find another.

    Chapter 1

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    Yui is in the mansion's billiard room talking with Subaru.

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    Subaru, bright little ray of sunshine that he is, spends most of the conversation being just generally angry. That's more or less what his engine runs on at this point. Yui begins spewing exposition in her thoughts; she's still having heart issues and she lives in a house full of vampires while attending night school. Yui becomes wrapped up enough in her thoughts that Subaru notices.

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    And after just staring at her for a while, he lets Yui know that he doesn't take kindly to being ignored in his shout-y, rolling all of his words into themselves way. Subaru has calmed down marginally, but is still in the middle of generally intimidating Yui for ignoring him, when all the other vampire boys in the family minus Shu wonder in. First comes Reiji, whom, while terrible, is at least composed while he's on the screen.

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    After that Laito immediately takes the opportunity to harass Yui and I have to listen to him call her Bitch-chan for what must be the 200th time. He teases both Yui and Subaru, getting a rise out of Yui pretty immediately. Not ones to miss out on fun at another person's expense, both Ayato-

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    -and Kanato-

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    -join in, managing to get a rise out of Subaru in addition to Yui when they do.

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    He unleashes his most powerful sneer and scoffs. He'd be angrier, but after spending all that time honking and flashing his lights at Yui his battery is a little drained. This, of course, is sufficient and time begins to pass as pleasantly as it can when one is in a room full of predators.

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    Not that that's long. Reiji, the world's worst not-bulter even on his own route, corners Yui and proceeds to amuse himself by invading her space and making her uncomfortable.

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    He's very good at it. Only when Yui is well and truly afraid does Subaru notice what's been going on, and in true Car fashion, knocks something over and then begins yelling at Reiji about being so close to his property. Reiji tries to brush him off, but Subaru revs his engine and makes it clear that he's spoiling for a fight.

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    And then Yui had two psychos invading her personal bubble and I hope that this route doesn't develop a habit of shoving two vampires against the screen at once. Reiji finally clears off, but Subaru doesn't back away. He decides, despite Yui's obvious discomfort, that this is the perfect time to mark is territory and have a snack.

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    Laito, as I hopefully have established, is the most terrible of all the vampires and takes a moment to prove that by enjoying the show while the others complain in turn that it's not fair that they're not getting any of Yui's blood.

    Terrible. All these vampires are terrible. I'm giving them each a D- and a note to take home to their parents.


    Chapter 2

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    This time Yui's walking through the mansion's garden with Subaru in toe and it's plain to see that her ability to feel happiness is still intact.

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    Subaru doesn't understand this thing called 'happiness'. As a metal box with wheels the only two emotions he knows are apathy and rage. Yui doesn't let that get her down though, she's outside and there's only one vampire around instead of being stuck in a room with five of them. After an exchange that is thankfully blood drinking free, although not without Subaru being rude, he walks off.

    Left to her own devices, Yui does what she enjoys most and throws out more exposition. Some of it's about Subaru, but before she can really get an info dump rolling, she hears movement in a near by bush. To the surprise of no one ever besides himself, Yui finds that it's Subaru.

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    He blushes and tries to cover up his embarrassment by being rude. Yui, however, is still curious and expresses that. That's when the game has decided that this chapter has been too nice and it's time for Subaru to snap at Yui and demand a snack. He invades Yui's space and begins clearing away her hair and exposing the name of her neck, which of course Yui protests. Not that Subaru cares, he's hungry and Yui's his food. He drinks her blood, and I have to listen.

    Chapter 3

    Here's the video for this chapter on through to chapter 6. The LP on youtube has been taken down. Link will be replaced if I find another.

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    This time Yui's in the school library. She's being studious and completely out of harms way when she finds Subaru asleep at a table. She watches him, smiling. I find myself smiling too; she's safe and so are my ears as long as Subaru's sleeping. Or so I thought until the game subjected me to listening to his breathing. I'm made to listen to Subaru breathe for far too long before Yui accidentally makes a noise and wakes him up.

    Subaru rages at Yui about being woken up a little before deciding that it's time to eat a little of his food. Yui protests because being bitten hurts and, miricle of miricles, he backs off a little. But it's only a little. He yawns, and this time before he goes for her neck he hesitates, and calls Yui cute among other things. Yui uses the opening to fluster him.

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    The victory is short lived, though. Subaru's still hungry. He regains his composure and calls her stupid with a grin. He's a vampire and she's food, as far as he's concerned there's only one way their interactions can go. His fangs pierce right through her soft skin and it's meal time.

    He laughs a little at Yui and then the screen goes black and I'm back at the chapter selection screen. He's laughing at me. I'm sure of it.
  11. Eboby Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Chapter 4

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    Yui's knocking on Subaru's bedroom door. When he doesn't answer, she invites herself in.

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    Subaru's got a very spartan room. Also he sleeps in a coffin like Ebony, the awesome vampire that he'll never be. I'd totally date Ebony.

    Why am I doing this instead of making a game where you can date Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way again? It would be gloriously full of typos and ignorance of Harry Potter canon.

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    Yui calls for Subaru a few more times, saying that Reiji sent her. He's the boss-man and he needs Subaru for something or other. When explaining why she's here fails to summon Subaru, she notices the coffin and knocks on the door. And then things were objectively The Worst.

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    Subaru drags her into his coffin and then she's in a dark, confined space. With a vampire she just woke up. Subaru wastes no time and bites Yui, drinking her blood for quite some time.

    After that he whispers threateningly into her ear. Yui, doing no small amount of freaking out, tries to explain herself and find a way to get out of the dark coffin with the vampire in it. Subaru responds, but then trails off. When he decides to finish his thought he just says 'kanso' and kisses Yui. This dictionary site says that kanso means simplicity or plain and I take solace in learning a new thing while my headphones fill with the sounds of rustling fabric and Subaru laughing.

    Yui's very uncomfortable and says so, which gives Subaru pause, but this game has no mercy. There's more rustling and then the chapter ends with Yui still in the coffin.

    I believe that while off screen they got out of the coffin and had a tea party.

    Do not contradict me.


    Chapter 5

    This chapter has the distinction of being the only fully translated chapter in this section. Have some actual summary, ya'll.

    The chapter begins with Yui in the bathroom when a wall breaks open and Subaru comes in.

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    There's a fucking door, bro.

    Yui screams and Subaru tells her to stop it. Yui tells him that anyone would scream if someone broke through the wall of a bathroom they were using. It's luck that Yui had gotten out of the bath already and was getting dressed, she thinks. Crouching to cover herself, she tells Subaru as much and that he needs to go somewhere else. Subaru just brushes that off because Yui's so noisy and he's here for a purpose. Yet Yui's telling him to get lost; she's sayin' some really stupid things--

    He doesn't get to finish his thought because they both hear Ayato through the wall. He calls for Subaru in an angry tone. That bastard is so damn cheeky, exactly like a younger brother. Ayato notices the broken wall and gathers that Subaru's the one who drove through it. He asks himself if Breastless is in there too. What's he doing running away to this kind of place? Ayato tells Subaru through the wall that he's not finished talking with him.

    Yui becomes even more distressed. She's in the middle of dressing! If Ayato walks in here too... Yui wonders what she should do. Subaru looks to Yui, crouched on the floor and quietly panicking, and then slams something and tells Ayato not to come in. Both Yui and Ayato are surprised, even more so when he repeats himself. Ayato says that Subaru only escaped halfway and ran to Yui, which he thinks is friggin' lame. Ayato hasn't settled the incident just now, Subaru. The car ate his takoyaki and should just confess already.

    Subaru gets very annoyed at that. To have is takoyaki eaten... He slams something nearby and asks Ayato who's the lame one now? Ayato needs to just get lost already! If he comes in despite that, Subaru will seriously break Ayato into pieces. Ayato, still on the other side of the wall, asks Subaru what the hell's with him? His head's gotten all hot and he's pissed off? Ayato says that he's the victim here, dammit! Bah, he says, this is boring and he should just go somewhere else.

    After Ayato walks off, Yui wonders if Subaru just saved him. I make her thank him and he asks why. It's because that's the option that makes hearts appear on the screen, Subaru. The other option, wondering if he's plotting something, makes him threaten assault.

    Yui says that Subaru did just save him, didn't she? Subaru pauses at this before saying that Yui's wrong; he simply didn't want anyone getting in the way of his meal time. And how long is Yui going to stay crouching down there? He orders her to stand up. Yui's still only half dressed.

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    Subaru: Ah—- man, you're so noisy! Just stand up already!

    He says this with enough rage to kill a horse and then bodily drags Yui to her feet and hugs her against the wall.

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    Which he drives his fist into.

    If Subaru holds Yui like this, then she doesn't have to feel so conscious about it right? Yui says that it's not a problem whether she feels self consious about this and I agree. Subaru, leave so Yui can at least put on her pants or skirt or whatever. Subaru tells her to just shut up. He's not interested in her body, anyway. The thing he's interested in right now is only her blood. He's hungry, so if Yui knows already, then she needs to hurry up and let him drink her blood.

    Subaru disposes with any more talking and bites Yui, which sounds alarmingly crunchy to me. He drinks deeply and Yui thinks that he wasn't saving her, he was just hungry. She knew that from the start, but somehow...

    Yui no. He's possessive, treats you like a granola bar, and has rage issues. No.

    Oblivious to Yui's internal turmol, Subaru finishes up his snack time. Yui's blood is really delicious, he unconsciously devoured it greedily. And Yui wasn't resisting just now. Did she finally realize that she's his food? Yui says nothing and Subaru ellipses back before saying that it's just fine if she does. Yui should just stay quiet and accept her fangs.

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    Subaru: ……At all times.

    Yui wonders why she's shocked about any of this and the chapter ends.

    Chapter 6

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    Chapter 6 opens with Yui in school. She's enjoying a fresh bag of exposition, but before she can really tuck into it, she hears someone male begging, their voice high and panicked. Yui investigates, and finds that, of course, Subaru is beating on a spriteless student. Yui runs up in an attempt to stop the fight, surprising Subaru quite a bit. He tells Yui to get out of the way, but Yui stands her ground.

    This is the moment where I hope Subaru chokes on Yui's blood the next time he drinks it because I loathe bullies.

    Subaru calls Yui stupid and the two of them go back and forth a little about whether Subaru should stop wailing on another student. Yui stands her ground and after gasping for air, the student joins her in convincing Subaru not to harm him further. Subaru, vampire car that he is, takes this moment to punch the student and enjoy doing so. Then he shouts.

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    Sometimes Subaru talks very fast, sometimes he rolls his words together like his mouth is full of rocks. Other times he just yells because he can. This screen here falls into the third category.

    After Subaru yells, the screen goes black briefly, implying that time has passed. I'd put money down on him having run after the spriteless student so he could wail on him where Yui can't see. Subaru's here now, though, and still angry. Yui's still nervous, but at least Subaru's rage doesn't seem directed at her yet. He's actually lost in thought when Yui next says his name, and is a little surprised to be pulled out of them.

    I suppose that does mean he listens to Yui occasionally, although not much.

    He calls Yui stupid. What does she think vampires are? They're impulsive, carnal creatures. Subaru gets into fights and it's stupid for Yui to intervene. He laughs at her and then the conversation takes a turn for nomming on Yui. He slams his fists/feet into things while he intimidates her. Yui tries to talk her way out of getting bitten, and Subaru hesitates, but then he laughs at her with a grin.

    I learn that tainai can mean inside the body or inside the womb thanks to that dictionary I linked and this game, losing the last of my 'What even?' for this route while Subaru crankily drinks Yui's blood. Yui is upset about all of this, and Subaru is amused by that.

    Subaru, I am going to shove a potato into your tailpipe and put sugar in your gas tank. When these things do no damage at all I'm going to scratch something obscene into your driver's side door with my house key.


    A quick note: Chapter 7 and the other audience participation chapters won't be as summarized as these if I can help it. And by 'help it' I mean play through everything up to the choice ya'll have to make a few times and become best friends with this dictionary. And by 'play through everything several times and use this dictionary' I mean try my best and then snap and shamelessly bother Chamomile and anyone else in the previous thread who admitted to knowing any Japanese.

    Jump to chapter 7.
  12. videetcredere Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Look at what you put poor Yui through.

    I hope you all regret it. We could be having a Hat instead.
  13. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    I love you. Had I said I love you before? 'Cause I do.

    Incidentally, when I first saw your name Ebony was the first thing that came to mind.
  14. Sarasha Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    There is at least one really horrible thing that happens in Shu's route so no matter who you choose, something bad always happens to Yui. From what I hear though, Shu is probably the most tolerable out of all the routes. Of course, I was told similar about Subaru and you can see how that has turned out.
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  15. DreamingofRoses He Hate Me

    Well... this game is surprisingly more messed up than I thought.

    That don't bother me none. Carry on.
  16. Kaimeanogo Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Hey, it could be worse. Somehow.
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  17. videetcredere Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    It could be Kanato.
  18. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Now that I think about it, this would be extremely easy to make. I mean, you just doodle some horrendous sprites to go with the horrendous narrative, and look for some hopefully horrendous free music on the net (or classical music, "musical abandonware" of sorts. That'd be fucking hilarious). The only kinda hard thing to do is the coding and Ren'Py isn't even that hard, it seems.
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  19. Nerys Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    DOO IIIIT.

    (Ren'Py is surprisingly easy as long as you're just doing the basic show background + show sprite + show text. I've been trying to do more complicated things with it, but coding is intimidating.)
  20. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    I'll bandwagon if anyone wants to make it and help with the KEYBOARD PUNCHINGgrammar and vectorizing of craphics. And anything else that needs helping with. It's not like I'd have to make any effort; such a project doesn't exactly strive for quality.

    C'mon Eboby. You know you want to. Let us make the worstBEST dating sim ever.
  21. Eboby Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    YES
  22. Kasumi Tsukiko Elitist Negative Nancy

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    I'd be scared but I'm too far gone because of meds (I've been really sick lately and my meds make my head feel fuzzy and weird) so I'll join in as a victim.


    I just know that once these meds wear off, I am totally gonna regret this at some point. Oh well. Too late. Already sold my soul... Figuratively speaking. I'm a ginger. I don't have a soul.
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  23. purplevelvet Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Don't worry, Kasumi, taking med is at least a good way to poison any vampire ( of course, you have to take a deadly dosis, and you'll get eaten no matter what but you'll poison him, isn't that comforting, remind the laudanum trick in Interview with the vampire. No? .. ok, maybe not)
    and of course, get well soon!
  24. Madar Foxfire Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Did somebody say.... QUALITY???

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  25. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    "It was……………………………………………………Dumbledore!"

    Jesus. This needs to happen.
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  26. Ozzo Hatoful Pigeon

  27. PARAdoxial Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    And then Umazes, in recently established tradition, will LP it.
  28. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

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    I would actually play the SHIT out of that game.

    Somebody make this and I will seriously LP it. I love My Immortal and that is my favourite line. I laugh every time.
  29. Eboby Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I interrupt what is probably the most important conversation going on since forever to bring you breaking news.

    It is 2013, and thanks to Chamomile I found out that Subaru's mumbling is actually an imitation of the way Yakuza talk. He's trying to be manly.


    Chapter 7

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    Yui is hanging out in the chapel again when someone slams open the door.

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    To the surprise of no one but Yui, it’s Subaru.

    He’s either upset about what I keyed onto his door, or he’s calling Yui persistent and stubborn for coming to this church after he told her to stop.

    Either way, what’s up bro? Or as Yui puts it,” Subaru-kun?!”

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    Subaru responds that Yui shouldn’t ‘Subaru-kun’ him, young lady. He’s a vampire with an immunity to crosses, symmetrical all-wheel-drive, and enough of her sass. What is Yui doing here?

    And then all of four screens into the chapter, we get our choice.

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    Separate post for each option, like the one you want vote for, blah blah blah I've said this already. Voting closes at 1 pm PST January 3rd because why not?

    Jump to chapter 7, part 2.
  30. Eboby Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I vote for the sadistic choice.

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    "Did you want to meet me?" Yui says in what I hope is the most teasing manner possible. Then she taps him on the nose like he's five, no doubt upsetting him because he's the youngest of the six vampires and feels angst about that.
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  31. Eboby Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I vote for the masochistic choice.

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    Yui tells Subaru that she has the freedom to go wherever she wants. And then hopefully tells Subaru to stop hating and walks away while blasting something like this from the boombox that suddenly appears on her shoulder.

    Or she says she has the freedom to go where she wants and then backs down when Subaru gets upset. I'm not sure.
  32. Hanayuki Elitist Negative Nancy

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    Tell him you can go wherever you want, after having his fit maybe he'll give you a ride next time. Vroum vroum, beep beep~~
  33. Kaimeanogo Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    [IMG] Yui's not gonna take your shit anymore, Subaru. You better get used to it.
  34. Nerys Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    I wish this were not a voting post so I could like this.
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  35. Eboby Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    The sadistic option wins.

    Yui will tease Subaru and I'll try to figure out what's going on before bothering Chamomile again as soon as I'm able. I'm supposed to be packing boxes today and moving tomorrow though, so I'm not sure when the update will be posted yet.
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  36. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Good luck with that! And dayumn, we are definitely going down the dominatrix road.

    I couldn't possibly approve more.
  37. groundedsidhe Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Since we're being sadistic, this is for always calling the protag Bitch-chan, Laito!

    (there's enough smackdown for everyone)
  38. PARAdoxial Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Was there ever any doubt that the forum goers would pick sadism? Though considering we're subjecting ourselves to this game...regardless, our past record speaks for itself...wait.
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  39. Butterfly's Dream Despondent Fancybear

    You guys have all been mesmerized by the hat too much, coz I saw Laito, I thought: The kid looks like he's 15 or younger!
    Which made it incredibly funny to read all the Aaargh!

    All I could think about while looking at him was "Aww you poor kid *insert sounds you say to a baby*" or "Kid, you may think you're tough, but you're not. Now go drink some hot chocolate and get over yourself."
    ...
    Now I wanna give him a Laito-plushie. With hat, of course.
  40. Eboby Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Chapter 7, 2nd half.

    This update is courtesy of the lovely Chamomile, who provided me with the raw symbols to feed through Google Translate. Go shower her with likes, or throw her a parade or something if you'd like to express your gratitude.

    If you'd like to listen along, by the way, another video of Subaru's route is here. See from the start on through to 4:30 for this chapter. Although the player goes with the M choice most of it's the same. The LP on youtube has been taken down. Link will be replaced if I find another.

    So, Subaru, are you here to see Yui? Do you liiiiike her? Do you want to go on a date to the park where you ride a tandem bike together that you went halfsies on to rent for the hoooour?

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    Or as Yui puts it, have you been looking for her? I like to think Yui stepped close to him here. It’s better to mock someone from point blank range.

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    Subaru is shocked. To quote,” Honk? >:O”

    Yui's shocked with his reaction in addition to being a little shocked with what she just said.

    I'd suggest you get used to saying things like that, Yui. When the BF Let's Play subforum is driving, crazier stuff than this tends to happen.

    Subaru gears up to throw a class 4 hissy-fit, drawing breath through his teeth. Yui, being aware enough to realize that Subaru's getting upset, tries to explain why she's in the church. You see Subaru, unlike you, Yui is not a metal box fueled by rage, but is a squishy thing with a soul. To help with it's maintenance, she's been a practitioner of daily prayer from a young age.

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    Well Subaru doesn't care, Yui. Stop this praying nonsense immediately! >:(

    Yui tells Subaru that he's being a tyrant. He doesn't own her.

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    Literal Google translation: "For example flies in May! More important than that, come."

    Luckily, I speak nonsense better than I do most languages. What the car means is," Who cares? Come on."

    Subaru then reaches out and takes Yui's arm. He yanks on her hard enough that she cries out and tells him to let go. Subaru, of course doesn't care. Shut up, Yui! Just be good and hurry up. Yui tells him, no, really, let her go. She'll catch up. She was in the middle of her prayer and she wants to finish it.

    Augh, this is like watching a couple fighting in the grocery store, only a million times worse because one regularly eats the other.

    Subaru still doesn't care, Yui. This was sloppy. He almost lost his food...

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    And then Subaru's interior lights come on. And the piano music I've linked to about a million times stops, leaving us in silence.

    What is it, Subaru?

    Does Yui... Tch, he was too slow. Then, without explaining himself, he pushes Yui to the floor of the church, puts a hand over her mouth, and tells her to be quiet. Yui Struggles, but then Subaru grabs her wrist too. And none too gently. Subaru snaps at her, saying that he didn't tell Yui she was allowed to move.

    After I post this I am going to watch Blade 6 times. Possibly 7.

    Yui continues to struggle. This is entirely because Subaru's hand is big enough that it's covering her nose in addition to her mouth and it's hurting her to breathe. Her eyes begin to water.

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    ......Ah? Is Yui crying?

    Yes. And if you don't get your hand off her face, she'll eventually turn purple with grief and stop moving.

    Yui makes a few attempts to speak, but can't get much out. Probably because Subaru's hand is clamped onto her face and she can't breathe.

    Where's Dero Goi right now? He said he'd "keep the vampires from your door" and, damn it, I'm going to call him on that.

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    Maybe he could reach into the game and beat Subaru up. And then take me out for ice cream.

    While I'm wondering what sorts of things a German musician and an American loser, a fabulous loser but a loser none the less, would talk about, the game continues on.

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    Heh...... It looks like Subaru's going to have to force Yui into obedience.

    No. No you don't.

    He'll just hold both of Yui's hands in one of his and then he'll use his weight, but not too much, to hold her down so she can't move around underneath him. And as for her mouth...

    My favorite Oomph! song is probably Weisst du wie veil Sterne stehen.

    He jams his fingers into Yui's mouth so he can hold her tongue still. It hurts Yui, but she doesn't want to cry.

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    Hm..... Is Yui trying to resist Subaru, thinking about biting him?

    I know I would.

    Subaru removes his fingers and thinks that he may have to punish Yui a little for that. Google tells me he's licking the corners of her eyes, which I really hope is just gibberish, but know deep in my heart is probably exactly what Subaru's doing when a voice calls out.

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    The voice calls out, it's owner thinking out loud more than anything. Did he miss something? He smelled Bitch-chan around here just a little while ago.

    I immediately recognize this voice as the voice that greeted me on the game's main menu the last time I turned on the game.

    Laito's here, everyone.

    I'm not sure if that makes things better or worse.

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    Yui recognizes the voice outside the church as Latio's voice, too.

    Laito says that it really is a shame she doesn't seem to be around here. He wanted to play with her.

    At this, both Yui and Subaru freeze.

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    Laito navigates the world with a combination of sight based on movement and top-notch hearing. Say what you will about Subaru, but at least the car knows not to honk out a challenge and give away their position.

    After a long pause, Laito decides to leave. Oh well, he'll just find another girl to play with. As his footsteps fade, Yui realizes that the reason Laito lost her scent and decided to leave was because Subaru was laying on top of her and covering her scent with his own.

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    Was he trying to save her from Laito?

    I dunno, Yui, but it has been established that Subaru doesn't like sharing his toys. Even if that's what he was doing, his motivations were selfish and he's still fucking awful.

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    --And now, Subaru smiles, he can get back to terrorizing Yui. He pokes his finger back into her face and listens to Yui's protest.

    Mind you he's still laying on top of her on the floor of the church.

    Eventually though, he switches out of harassment-mode and back to his usual general anger. He's getting sloppy. There are more vampires around, and they want to taint Yui's blood.

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    He's going to destroy them all.....

    I'll be holding you to that, Vampire Car.

    After that comes the wall of text that pops up at the end of each chapter. I assume it pontificates on the events of the chapter in a suitably foreshadow-y fashion, and I pick two of the three blue words. I get one 'right' word, getting a blood spatter for my trouble, and one 'wrong' word, which treats me to the sound of a blade flying through the air. Chapter 8 unlocks all the same, and I breifly wonder what awaits me within.

    There was no dummy mic in this chapter or any blood drinking, but it was still it's own brand of NOPE-inducing.

    Jump to chapter 8.