Discussion in 'The Bridge Over The River Kawaii' started by gertrudetherobot, Dec 2, 2012.
Turned it up to 10 for MAXIMUM CRAZY.
Combat with Spears
Househusband Type Protagonist
Modern Day Tokyo
Non-blood-related Sister/Sister Incest
Oh my god, colored name tags. That's just sick and wrong.
That's why I wanted to cry.
I actually get more interesting things with 5.
Performing Arts Director Hero
Protagonist with Ahoge
Somebody make this game stat! Also, Orekko Heroine means "One or more of the heroines in this game uses the "ore" Japanese pronoun to address herself." The more you know.
Welp, mine seems relatively sane.
Protagonist's Sister-in-Law as a Heroine
i'm picturing some sort of Japanese Oedipus the King variation/remake with RPG combat thrown in...
... Please tell me that's just a gross way of saying blowjob.
That's what I thought.
NOT CLICKING NOT CLICKING NOT CLICKING SOBS PROFUSELY
Hero with Beauty Mark
No Character Sprites
Naomi was a black woman who went to China to pick up her long-time boyfriend, now fiancee, so they can live together in another country. Unforunately, when she gets there she finds no signs of Huojin. She even tries to talk to his old boss. Then...then she finds the ring she gave him in the secretary's trash can.
Something rotten is happening, someone did something to Huojin and Naomi will stop at nothing to find him.
I would play the FUCK out of this.
Now, now; even Austin Powers had Suction on Penis elements.
Terrorized by Monsters
University Student Protagonist
I did 9, going for 10 options this time!
Oh, it's just that?
Pft, even when I saw that movie when I was four I thought that was weird. Still weirds me out.
Don't look at me like that, most of the jokes flew over my head as a kid.
Combat with Blunt Weapons
Angels? Combat? A poor samurai protagonist, addicted to drugs and shunned due to her albino colouring? PUZZLES? (I fucking hate puzzles).
This could be a crazy game.
Huojin: Smiling is always easier when you're around.
Naomi: I don't understand...what's so hard to get?...it's yes or no. Yes or no. YES OR NO.
Yunxu: How may I be of service? Do you wish for me to sync with your Glove?
Meng: You don't quit. You work until I fucking fire you.
Endings: Approx. 6
One maximum happiness ending, Two normal endings, three bad endings and it's possible for Naomi to die several different times throughout the story.
I love generators. It's so fun to fly away with these ideas.
Kemonomimi Side Character
Student Club Director Hero
So uhh.. this is what I ended up with.
I got the following:
Naked Heroine with Panties Showing
Sexual Devices Used on Protagonist
I do NOT like where mine is going.
I will regret asking, but if your panties are showing, how can you be naked at the same time?
I HAVE NO COMMENT FOR THE REST. GENERATOR, YOU ARE SICK AND WRONG.
Perhaps if you're wearing them on your head?
Headcanon, no pun intended, accepted.
Now if you will excuse me I have a brain to bleach.
Lactation During Sex
This was my first result. I'm not sure how I feel about this one.
What scares me here is that it doesn't sound that implausible - like a genderbent hentai version of Kore Wa Zombie Desu Ka. With, uh, some... extra flavour.
I died. You just killed me. I am dead now.
O___O That sounds suspiciously like Seikon no Qwaser.
The fuck did I walk into?
I think this exists on Newgrounds. Just sayin'.
I think that's the best thing I've ever read, ever.
This thread is making me laugh so hard in real life I'm goingto wake someone up. I'm also dying, in my soul.
So mine, of course.:
Corruption of Characters
Voice Only Parts
...Did it really have mercy on me? Yes, I'd actually write something like this
That is the first generated idea without sex in it (I think in pretty much the whole thread). Impressive work!
Edit: I go to film school, so we have to make pitches, all the fucking time. You figure out the forumla, BAM you can pitch pretty much anything.
My purity spared me of fetish sex. I am so relived. T_T
Seriously though. That. Best thing ever read. 10/10 would read again. Do want.
In all honesty, you've got a talent for pitching. Most of those elements make me want to go run screaming for a door, but the way you put it, I'm still staring in morbid fascination. xD
Here's a another tame one, that I would write! I'm on a roll for mild, conceivable ideas!
Shit, the potential in this one is BRILLIANT.
Hero with Multiple Personalities
Netorare Type A
Romancing a Family
Blood-related Mother as a Heroine
Class President Heroine
Class President Protagonist
Player as a Character
Student Club Member Protagonist
This one (somehow) isn't dirty, but I had to. I just had to.
Allen Farber is your average student at Cicada High School. Whether he is taking care of plants in botany club or taking care of business as the class president, things couldn't seem any more boring to Allen. Even so Allen looks to the sky hoping there is something more out there for him. That is all about to change as there is a brilliant new girl in town AND she is the class president too! ((Record Scratch)) When things couldn't seem to get anymore wacky it turns out that she is a plant alien from the planet Ceres! What will happen when Allen finds out, that though this genus alien beauty seems to be his age, she is actually... HIS MOTHER?! A new game from The Visual Novel Random Idea Generator 'My Mom is a Plant Alien' features two characters to follow, Allen Farber OR his mom (the alien plant girl), and only a few choices, so make em count folks!
Oh god, this one sounds rull bizarre. I love it.
Against my better judgement, I boot this up again.
This greets me:
So a bookworm policewoman becomes delusional and becomes a delinquent, thus throwing her into an existential crisis.
I'm worried that the generator is so strongly veered towards the unwholesome that shotacon is now tame in comparison to most of it.
She could be the brooding rebel cop. You know, the cop that plays by her own rules, but she has a sensitive 'James Dean' streak, thus the reading. She could steal a bad batch of LSD and go on a nutso trip that leaves her with a existential crisis to solve. Should she shape up her life? Or keep traveling down the rabbit hole?
Let's try ten!
Combat with Blunt Weapons
Heroine with Gothic Look
Only a Single Heroine
None of this is actually terrifying. Except trying to figure out what a Gothic looking robot is.
I think it is mostly that he has all the tags in there once and a LOT of the tags are for porny content.
Edit: I vote Gorillia Nurse.
Gorilla nurse all the way.
I also like the idea of the James Dean cop.
I love you. Please say more things.
My too. I'm seriously considering keeping that in my packet pocket to actually do something with someday. xD Frankly, I'd rather here you do it, but I really think I could write a serious thing with it.
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