What Did You Just Say And Why Are You Biting Me? Let's Play Diabolik Lovers! (does not contain LP)

I vote for the lazy music man. I suspect he will make us flip the least tables.

He does. The universe is trying to tell me something.

I'm sure if I drink more whiskey I'll figure out what that is. Or I could go to bed soon. Whichever.

I vote for whichever one is least likely to make me want to kill myself...

That's me never playing the game. You're too late to vote for that.

Which one is most likely to make me want to kill myself?

If you don't like weird fetishes and stuff, Laito.
If you don't like general douchebaggery, Reiji.

See, now I know not to vote for Reiji! Reverse psychology.

I'm glad to see a LP of this game. I just order this game yesterday but it'll be fun to see one route before I play it.

I vote for Subaru.

And if any of you don't like "whenever I lose my temper it's your fault", you'll want Toyota Subaru.

Kanato is my husbando, so I vote for him. Delicious yandere voiced by Kaji Yuki.

I switch my vote to Kanato.

Damn it.
I'll vote for Shuu then. I hope we get to keep our head this time.

I thought your vote was Kanato before?? Clearly I need to go to sleep.

No, mine was Shuu. :D

I give up. I'll try counting up the votes again when I've had sleep.

THIS WOMAN SPEAKS WISDOM

Success. Let me post a spoilerish Kanato picture from the game to pursue even more people.

Oh, and for people with a PSP, have some official DiaLovers themes. Ayato and Kanato and Shuu and Reiji. No Laito and Subaru out yet.

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Chose him or die I will be sad, and you don't want to see me sad

OH MY FUCKING GOD
I AM IN LOVE
I RECOGNIZE HIM
I saw fanart
here

Laitoooo <3 I want his love and I want his reve-- -smacks self-

I wholeheartedly agree with and support any route that involves fabulous hats. My vote goes for Laito~

I might try listening to his drama CD sometime when it's not two in the morning, though. Dummy-head mics are the stuff of nightmares when you're terribly paranoid about people being right beside you

GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSS. SUBARU.

Voiced by Kondo Takashi.
Not as scary as the rest.
Cute as fuck.

What's not to like?

But... But...

That hat. D:

.... Oh fine. I'll add a vote towards Subaru as well, since multiple votes are allowed.

I VOTE.
FOR WHOEVER IS RESPECTFUL TOWARDS POTA PROTAG-CHAN AND TREATS HER LIKE A RESPECTABLE ADULT WOMAN INSTEAD OF A PLAYTHING/WEEK FRAIL DAMSEL.

Soooo you vote for nobody...

do you realize how sad that is

Honey it's a game about S&M Vampires, what did you expect?

Well if we stretch a bit, I don't think Shuu particularly treats her as a plaything...compared to the others... He shows the least interest in raping her and sucking her blood?

.../sobs

Shuu's just as bad.

Oh my god don't say that, Ayato's my favorite and his route gave me so many feels I can't evenslkdfjdsklfj. I didn't like him going into the game, but after finishing his route... sdlkfjkslfj ;____; IT SEEMS I WILL HAVE TO CONVERT SOME OTHER PEOPLE TO AYATOISM. (though honestly, you have to know more Japanese to truly appreciate his route, I think, as he is more subtle than you would expect and most everyone I know who didn't like him simply didn't understand him)

Since you have to do one of the triplets first, I recommend Ayato since ahahahaha my friend and I have already translated like a huge chunk of his route so at least you'll know what's going on. _(:3」∠)_ Also he's a saint compared to Kanato and Laito.

IF YOU WANT TO DO A ROUTE THAT'LL MAKE YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF, Laito and Reiji are the way to go.

(I'm one of the people working on the wiki but I "specialize" in Ayato and Subaru so there's no guarantee I'll help if you do one of the others because lol my attention span... I ditched this game for Toki no Kizuna because I've been trying to avoid Laito)

Also I highly recommend not trying to pick a guy based on the drama CDs because the only one who's even vaguely consistent is Kanato and that's only because he remains a bipolar screamer in both canons. _(:3」∠)_

Edit; WOW THIS COMMENT IS SO LONG

you see why I didn't LP this game... I would never shut up and I would cry if anyone other than Ayato and Subaru were picked _(:3」∠)_

Okay, I looked up a review on this game and I think, for your sanity and mine, I'm going to vote for Subaru and Shuu. Oh, I have to pick a triplet? Um...Kanato.

I vote for Subaru!

Yes. All of the votes are going to Subaru.

I'm also voting for Paul Bearer! <3

Who has one of the most awesome real names ever. Jussayin.

No one said you had to pick a triplet. Vote for whoever you want. :3 I have a horrible completionist streak so I'll probably force myself to get ALL the CGs anyways.

Also, to actual Diabolik Lovers fans: I hope my whining hasn't offended any of you. I will admit that while it's not necessarily my thing, there is something captivating about it. I mean, I did listen to all the CDs and just bought a copy of the game after all.

Chamomile, you should chime in with those long comments any time you like! It gives a different perspective and it'll be a nice change from me going "S&M isn't quite like this bluh bluh bluh" and "AAAAAAAAAA why? *sobbing*"

Oh okay, then I think I'll go ahead and go with my original choices. To make counting votes a little easier, that means I'm voting for Subaru and Paul Bearer Shuu.

So, votes:
TSUNdere/Subaru: 10
The Hatoful Pigeon/Shuu: 7
Still a feeder to me/Kanato: 3
The Subtle route/Ayato: 4
The CD that broke me/Laito: 6
Jerky Jerk McJerker/Reiji: 2

I hope you all know that if Subaru wins, I will be making at least one more joke about his name. Beep beep

EDIT: Now it reflects moar folks' votes.

I'm going to be paranoid about someone ripping out his eye. At least he doesn't have a sister for me to worry about.

I'm voting Ayato and Subaru, because Chamomile converted me and beepbeepdelicious tsundere. Even if I have to wonder if it's a good idea to go after the tsundere in this kind of game. Only time will tell, though. Ho ho ho.