What Did You Just Say And Why Are You Biting Me? Let's Play Diabolik Lovers! (does not contain LP)

OF COURSE I DO.

Which is a shame because I would be willing to buy Hat's. I refuse to refer to him by his real name he is Hat.

I would play the fuck out of a game which had S&M vampires who could still treat the protagonist with respect and courtesy outside of sex. ARE YOU LISTENING GAME DEVELOPERS, people getting emotionally abused is not something I find attractive no matter how hot the guys are.

I'll be sure to link them here, once they're out.

I second this! Game devs, give me a game with the S&M flavored relationships represented accurately! Also, can we have some kinky folks who didn't become that way due to trauma? Please?

I Vote...
...
....
.....
......
.....
....
...
..
.
HAT MAN!!!!!!!!!!

Na na na na na na na na Bat Hat Man!



Seriously though, besides Reiji, I think Laito scares me the most.

I'm sorry!

...wait no I'm not.

I never got into the vampire craze. See, I like biting, and I like sucking/hickeys, but the idea of some monster in human form sucking my precious lifeblood out of my arteries and veins, no matter how attractive they might otherwise be, is a turnoff. You know what else sucks my blood? Needles and mosquitoes. No thank you. I need that stuff to live.

Also the combination of blood and too much doS/controlling jackassery means Diabolik Lovers is only interesting to me in a detached, clinical sense. I'll read about it, but I won't go "AHHHHHHH I WANT TO TAKE YOU HOME" like with the Tokimekis. Everyone knows that S&M is highly based on mutual trust and consent, so this isn't even so much S&M vampires as "abusive psycho asshole vampires". Isn't it a pity breaking out the cuffs and chains is still associated with abuse/psychosis?

That being said, let's go with Kanato because I guess he's the closest to legit yandere.

I do like kinky folks who aren't assholes about it so I guess that narrows it down to voting for Enoby throwing the game out the window and going out for karaoke.

...I guess hat guy gets my vote. I like his hat.

Votes as they stand:
Beep beep vroom/Subaru: 10
May not fuck our insides?/Shuu: 7
Cranky/Kanato: 4
His bed is so metal/Ayato: 4
Haberdashed cursader/Laito: 7
Jerk not-butler/Reiji: 2
Eboby going out to sing~: 2

And yes, a lot of kinky stuff is based entirely around trust and respect. It presses one of my bigger rage buttons when that's ignored or misrepresented in stuff.

I like how people who don't like doS vote for Laito hat guy.
DON'T DO THAT! HE'S THE WORST! Seriously.

This is my vote. This right here.

I can't bring myself to get too upset because, well, seriously. It's fiction and it's undoubtedly somebody's kink. In real life it's a different story, but it happening in a story isn't a big enough deal to me to rage over.

But the hat.

For me it's not the kink for that itself, but that people who don't know much assume that BDSM stuff in real life is actually like that.

I'll throw in a vote for the tsun. That hat may be amazing, but no. Nope. Not worth it.

For me it's wasted opportunity. "Dating game with S&M vampires, fuck yeah sign me up-- wait, everyone is an abusive asshole? Well goddamn it."

That's how he gets you. Don't fall for his hat, videetcredere, he's no good for anyone Yui you!

That makes sense. Somehow I managed to get exposed to that particular kink the right way (aka reading about it on TVTropes) and still find it a bit sketchy but not nearly as bad as it's portrayed most of the time.

...oh, yeah, and I vote Subaru.



...wait, that's the wrong one.

Can we play Sakura Wars instead? That's perfectly wholesome, even the loli! I am seriously not kidding guys Rosita is the best little sis ever.

I never thought someone would ever LP this, wow hats off to you Eboby! ^_^

I finished playing the game a while ago (despite my horrible understanding of japanese) and it surprisingly wasn't that bad. I mean I went in thinking it was pretty much going to have a bad storyline that'd use any excuse to use the dummy-mic, doesn't help that it isn't a linear plot but goes by episodes, but it had a decent plot tbh.

Anyways, my vote goes to Kanato <3

It's my first time posting so hello everyone :)

Welcome <3

hmmm.... can i also throw in for the tsun then? or do i have to pick one? please don't tell me i have to pick one.... T.T

At this point I've taken over almost every Pokemon LP as a psychotic yandere. Plus, I am apparently the object of affection of a possessive megane yandere who will feed me bits of himself.

So really the hat is all I need to make a decision.

Welcome!

Aww, thank you :33

hai!!!!

Yep, completely agree. I like to think I can handle most things but to me Laito's route was seriously disturbing, he makes the rest of them look like saints. There's lots of other stuff he does but they're big spoilers about the whole game. Honestly his route had nothing redeemable about it. >:(

Hehe, thank you guys~~ Those gifs are killing me especially the Glee one omg :P

Welcome Hiki!

I'd just like to toss in a vote for um...who? (Sorry, I have horrible memory) Oh right, Ayato. Because this is the type of game where you try to find the worst routes possible. Plus, he looks very tsun to me. I'm hoping he'll be dere sometime.

I would vote for Laito if you were doing another route, because I don't care what Hirarin says to me, it's all sexy (because I can't understand it- except the Bitch-chan part. I'm sure if I got drunk enough, I would start to not care anyway).

Hirarin's voice...that's what I came for and stay for. :3

Hiki, welcome and ilu for choosing this thread to delurk. ilu.

I will update the tally after seeing Breaking Dawn pt2 with my sister. We like laughing at Taylor Lautner.

Trust me, even Hirarin's voice couldn't save Laito.

ty for the warm welcome I feel so loved ♥ I guess sadistic vampires have a way of bringing people together?

Enjoy the movie!

Just Taylor Lautner? I'm sorry, I love him otherwise, but Peter Facinelli was not meant to be a blond. It's one of the many reasons I haven't watched those films.

Hello and welcome, Hikki. I hope you enjoy your time at BF!

Thanks! I think I will <3 :p

Thumbs up for Parks and Rec! Anyone else watch Community on here?

I like Taylor Lautner because of his looks...he sure makes a person feel shallow.

Is he using his high-pitched voice or low-pitched voice (my preference)? If he's using a high-pitched voice, then I'd back off Laito. But I like Hirarin's voice to an almost unhealthy extent. I'm hoping he voices a character on Tokimeki sometime because then I could seduce a blushing boy with Hirarin's voice. I'm imagining it right now...his "Eh?"s would be so cute....Ignore me!

I love Parks and Rec and Community. Pretty much the only good TV shows on right now, in my opinion.

I wouldn't say they were the only good shows on right now, but I love Parks and Rec and Community too.

I was so scared for it until they announced that Feb. 7th is the new October 19th!

If anyone livestreams Community on here, I'd definitely watch if I could :3

I think his voice is about mid-range. It's not that low but it's not at a shota-pitched high lol. I like Hirarin but I haven't listened to enough of his stuff to know his voice all that well. But here's an example of the voice he uses for Laito (found a random part of his route on youtube):

MC should kill him and steal his clothes.

I barely started reading this but I had to comment after this happened:
"Diabolik Lovers? So, it's basically Yanderefest 2012?"
"Wait...Dummy mic? The hell is a dummy mic and why is it so relevant? Is it like a dummy head or something?"
"Okay, it's definitely relevant and I clearly need to find out what it is. TO GOOGLE!"
"Oh, so I sort of guessed! Cool, I suppose this makes the sound different in some way...?"
"Hey, there's an otoge page about this, how convenient! *reads* uh-hu, I see...Well I guess I better just listen to this and see what the big deal is for myself."
"Hmm, I like this seiyuu, but I don't see what's so special abo--"
"JESUS CHRIST."
"/rips earphones off/"
"I-I don't think I was ready for that."
dokidoki
"/spends five minutes mumbling inchoerences pacing around room/"
"Alright now I'm ready."
"NO OKAY I WAS NOT. MY EARS ARE MUCH TOO VIRGINAL FOR THIS. SEND HELP."