What Did You Just Say And Why Are You Biting Me? Let's Play Diabolik Lovers! (does not contain LP)

Breaking news: I do not like the taste of alcohol and therefore I am sober during everything I read in this forum.
EVERYTHING.

This just in: Eboby is glad to know someone will be more upset reading the subfourum than Eboby will be playing the game because sobriety.

Re: Sucker Punch

That movie was just an excuse to put pretty girls in scanty outfits with guns. The plot was a little disappointing but the fight scenes were pretty cool.

Edit: Hi, minor! Always sober through the crazy things you people do on this site.

My best friend and I have bought tickets to every single movie in the Twilight series, simply to sit and laugh at them.

The tweens beside us never seem to approve, for some reason.

Yes it was and it was awesome. The director claimed it had a message but I don't think he hammered it in hard enough.

Awesome, so what's the sobriety count now, 3?

Yep, I agree with you PARA. Sucker Punch was more or less just an exploitation film, but at least it was entertaining visually and I could follow along pretty well despite how horrendously written it was. Breaking Dawn was just... so redundant and just no.

Umazes, this was the first Twilight movie I've seen while it was in theaters since seeing the first one. I was with my aunt, mother, and sister and we all ended up nearly getting in a fist-fight at the first one, so we kind of avoided the rest of them in case our laughter upset any more twi-hards.

Haha I am not part of the sobriety count for once!

The family went out for my father's birthday today, we had a couple drinks (mango shirley temple = not bad), and I am having minor difficulty putting my fingers on the right keys right now. So maybe this game won't seem so bad.

...I kind of want to know what I would be like drunk but not enough to actually get drunk.

(Not implying you're drunk or anything but I was thinking about alcohol and that thought happened.)

I'm not, but I'm at the point that as soon as I start giggling I suddenly find things really fucking hilarious. Still laughing about a joke my mom told ten minutes ago.

I've never actually been drunk, but I'm pretty sure I'm a lightweight and I don't want to find out just yet. I'd probably be one of those friendly drunks. The really really friendly drunks.

Hunh. When I get tired enough I lose some of my social inhibitions (mostly involves me hugging people), so maybe it would be like that...

OLDER PEOPLE WHO CAN DRINK SHOULD EDUCATE ME ON THIS.

because the best learning is internet learning.

If I may speak as a voice of reason for a minute: If you like your brain and body being in sync, don't get drunk ever. I have only been legitimately couldn't-pass-a-field-sobriety-test-drunk once, and I did not like it. Despite how little it takes to get me buzzed, I am coordinated and like being that way, so it took a lot of alcohol to get me to that point and having such a significant lag between wanting my body to do something and that thing happening freaked me the math out.

Seriously, fuck being drunk. I'd much rather be able to swing dance at all times than have the world be 'delightfully fuzzy' or whatever people like being that drunk for.

Wow. Okay then, that works. Thanks for the information~ (100% serious here, thanks.)

...haha, I saw lots of field sobriety tests when I was interning. It was, ah, interesting.

That's me! I love everyone and everything and I talk to inanimate objects. I've been told I'm very entertaining and cute. I just don't remember much of it, unfortunately. I don't get drunk very often.

What I like about drinking is mostly socializing with friends while drinking. That is how I got into it, by watching my best friend drunk as hell and laughing at her while she did the same to me. Also, it is a pretty funky feeling that feels really good if you feel good (if that makes any sense). After a while you learn to have fun with the things that make you stupid for a while, even if you are alone. They also make the world seem funnier.

Still, someone who isn't used to it and wants to drink should definitely be under supervision/friendly company of someone responsible, because very weird stuff can happen. I still have a scar from the first time I drank. To be fair, I was eleven and I've always been a natural clutz. We had the water cut off because of a debt, and the only thing to drink on that late night was my brother's six pack of beer (why did he have beer with a water-cutting debt? I do not know). I remember having lots of fun, even if there was no electricity at the time. Then I was going to bed and I stumbled and fell over a candle, which burned my back, and then the border of the metallic table cut through the burn. Hello keloid! With time you get less clumsy though.

TL;DR: Be careful with the stuff if you ever take it. It feels good if you are in good company/great mood or if you want to be lightheaded for a while, but it also makes you dangerously stupid, specially if you don't have practiceresistance.

I like how we've begun talking about responsible substance use in a thread about abusive vampire boyfriends.

Also, I am pretty shy because people are terrible. Why would I talk to them? I've had some bad experiences growing up, but if I'm around people I feel safe enough to drink around in the first place, I am basically a competitive, talky, AGGRESSIVELY polite person who wants to laugh at everything.

I've been around classmates while they drink and chat after an exam (THAT WAS THE MOST SOCIAL THING I DID THIS YEAR BTW) we ended up discussing politics, feminism, freedom of speech, religion, love/relationships, war/peace, and adulthood.
I learned that for people to take me seriously, they need to be drunk.

LORD ALMIGHTY, WHEN DID THIS THREAD COME INTO EXISTENCE
AND WHY DID I NOT NOTICE
AND HOLY FUCK EBOBY IS LPING DIABOLIK LOVERS AFDSFGHDJSFALSFADG
THIS WILL BE BEST THREAD.


And now ignore me as I catch up on holy lord five pages in one day what is this
off on a tangent already?

That's just because of my

Yeah, I'mma quote myself. I already know I'm a loser. Hush.

oh, oh! I'm sober unless you count high on brain juice.
Seriously, I don't like the taste of most alcohol, so I'm always sober.
But I really like drinking songs.

YOU KNOW WHAT.
SCREW YOU GUYS.
I'M NOT EVEN OF DRINKING AGE IN MY STATE YET.
...
On that note throw in my vote for the worst route to sit through sober.
Might as well suffer in style.

Can this count as a vote for Hat since everyone seems so adamantly against him?

Also: I am a giggly drunk up until something upsets me. Then I am a very violent drunk. Hence I do not get drunk very often. It helps it takes upwards of three bottles of vodka to actually GET me to the point of drunk.

I. Uh. Found the CDs...and a translation...

...that was interesting. I think.

now I really want a bishoujo dummy mic'ed game or CD or something...

I'm mostly sober :D I mean I don't drink or anything but one has to wonder what's going on in my head 80% of the time.

Considering his is the CD that made me throw my very nice headphones? Yes.

A bastardized form of democracy in action:
Does not come with a roll cage/Subaru: 13
"Umm, I wanted to hear your voice."/Shuu: 7
Purple is a good hair color for the psychotic/Kanato: 5
Be Quick or Be Dead/Ayato: 5
Hat with a rude person attached to it/Laito: 11
Onii-chan also gets mistaken for a butler. Coincidence???/Reiji: 3
Alcohol and snacks: Happening no matter how anyone else feels about it.

EDIT: There was a Laito vote I forgot to count on the previous page. Vide, you are closer to your precious hat than I originally thought.

Ha. If this is keeps up we'll all be subjected to the horrors of the nice hat. I don't know how I feel about this turn of events.

....I read through the translation of Raito's CD. TRUST EBOBY WHEN THEY SAY IT'S BAD.

Erguh I'm still a minor so I'm always sober when reading these~, but I almost got drunk by my boyfriend's stupid friend when he gave me this one drink that he told me was "just a fruity drink"at our friend's graduation party.
Needless to say I found out that I act like my polar opposite when -at least almost-drunk, And that I thought my car was a giant cloud made up of coffee

Fuck yes Subaru is winning.
Bu then I think to myself,
Why am I voting for him again?

I'm starting to re-think my decision to read this LP. Why do I have to be curious? Good thing this game isn't translated or I would be forced to read for science.

Pictured: Me and everyone else in the thread.

...Ayato wasn't too horrible. I don't think.

I meant to type Raito XD Oops. Can I blame the error on to much blood loss from nosebleeds?

Ahhh, that makes more sense.

...yeah, so from what I've heard of Subaru's route (aka from you), the least icky one to go for is actually

I'M STARTING TO GET TERRIFIED.
THERE'S A REASON I DON'T PLAY THESE GAMES.
SO.
I'LL PROBABLY BE SITTING IN MY CHAIR SOBBING.
WHILE COMFORT EATING.
AND CHOKING ON MY ANGER.
AT THE SAME TIME.

Fixed that for you, bby.

Subaru's route is probably the least abusive. That is not to say that he is a perfect moe angel... He's simply nicer when you compare him to the others. But come on, if you want some normal lovey dovey stuff, there's plenty of other games you can play. XD If you're going to LP a game like this, you should go for the gold.

...I stand corrected, then, dear.

somehow i've started calling people that i hope it doesn't freak them out

...a fair point.

I have to agree with Chamomile there, if you want a 'decent' otome route, (by these standards :/) Subaru or Shuu are the way to go. If you want to experience how messed up this game can get, then I'd say vote for Laito. Though It really depends on individual limits and what you can handle.

I'm the same.
I don't drink much but I had a glass once that had a pretty high alcohol content. I hadn't eaten that day. After I finished it I stood up to get a snack and felt my world shift.
Yeah...
No.
It felt a lot like that one time where I passed out. I'm feel completely aware yet lack control of my body.
I don't see the appeal in drinking alcohol, but I've also known for a very long time that I have little interest in mind-altering substances.


Also, I vote for Kanato.
>:DDDDD
Let's have wonderful yandere shouta feeder time.
Mmmyyesssss.


P.S. Going without sleep has about the same effect on the mind as being drunk. That's why you shouldn't drive when you're tired.
And that's why I often read LPs similar to this one when I'm exhausted. Like now.

Enough snacks and I can handle anything. Come on guys, peruse this review of the routes, see what you think y'all can handle, and then come at me, brotobots.

Tonight's drink is scotch.