What Did You Just Say And Why Are You Biting Me? Let's Play Diabolik Lovers! (does not contain LP)

I just can't be bothered to call it meringue; I'd just confuse the two words while cooking and my sister would make fun of me. Knowing two languages is so weird, like confusing avergonzada (embarrased) with embarazada (pregnant). That one has won me many weird looks and a whooping two hour preach from my mom.

Edit: Nah, I think we're purposefully avoiding the subject. At least I am, because I read the review and oh god why would you do that writers what the fuck

Also, I enjoy talking about cooking. So many kitchen secrets to be shared, ho ho ho~

Meringue and salsa would taste horrible, though...

...wow it's 1:30 AM I should go to bed. Goodnight, all~

Guys, this pie derail is fantastic. I haven't eaten yet to day and you all just managed to remind me.

Also, the emulator doesn't want to give me sound, so vampire voting and general discussion is open until the disc gets here. This is my formal permission for ya'll to talk about whatever the fuck you want. Watch me regret this in 3...2...

W-well.
I read the character review.
And I just...
...
Oh god why.





I TOLD YOU I DON'T DO WELL WITH THESE KINDS OF GAMES.

Ehehe. So, who's your favorite? >:3

I KNOW, RIGHT.

But please, let's keep talking about pie for now. Delicious, non-abusive, non-bloodsucking, non-*insert spoilerish adjective here* pie.

Or anything else for that matter. Just not the cast of this game. We'll have a lot of that once it arrives.

EVERYONE IS ON THE SAME LEVEL OF HATE.
THAT WILL PROBABLY CHANGE UPON SEEING IT ACTUALLY HAPPEN BUT...
...
HOWEVER REIJI IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

I'm...
Going to stop now.
My panic is kicking back up.
*sob*

I can get cheesecake, but it's not cheap where I live ; _; So sometimes I like to make it...with variations, like adding strawberry sauce and white chocolate...now I'm craving it too... I also like 22/7 pie. It has so many applications :3

If everyone is equally hated, does that mean you're neutral on which route should be picked? Could I interest you in Ayato (and possibly sway the direction of this poll)?

Well, since Eboby gave us permission...
Let's keep talking about food.
I'm not a big fan of sweets but these:


are called Facturas here, and are delicious with coffee. Or with mate, for that matter.

Everyone who's read the summary can have a cuttlefish.

Mate is my coffee, neighbor.

I've never had Facturas, but the fact that it means Bills and I'm so indebted, makes me leer towards mendocinos. Oh, delicious, manjar filled and chocolate covered goodness.

I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE.
SO.
WHY NOT.
CHANGE MY VOTES TO AYATO.

Hello all! so after reading those pleasant reviews I'm just gonna throwing in a vote (we can still vote right?) for either Subaru or Shuu because they freak me out the least. :)

Yup,I am just staying in my little happy and safe zone . No crazy here.

Welcome to the insanity!

This vote tallying is getting too complex for my scotch addled brain. Lemme get some posts up for you all to like or whatever and the vampire with the most likes by the time voting closes is the one we'll go for.

Wow you guys reply fast...

Honestly, I am kinda surprised that I am not more creeped out. My reaction is more like a "wow that's horrible" but that's about all. oh why me

Also:

Welcome

Welcome friend~<3

IT'S STARTING.

I can't believe someone is actually lping this. I am impressed, Eboby.
Will start mourning for you sanity too, I think.
Might as well throw in a vote for the hat. And the yandere.

Welcome~
Wait, am I too new to be welcoming people?

Not feeling it one way or another.

Tell you what, whoever hasn't voted yet can have my vote (that's right, make two votes for the price of one*!)


*Seriously though, a new vote. No switching from one asshole to another!

Like this post to vote for Subaru

Beep beep vroom. Possible tsundere. A translation of his CD is here.

Like this post to vote for Shuu

Secretly Fat Bird?? Likes music and naps. A translation of his CD is here.

Like this post to vote for Kanato

Totally a feeder. Fucking yangire. A translation of his CD is here.

Like this post to vote for Ayato

Sleeps in an iron maiden. Can't seem to button his shirt. A translation of his CD is here.

Like this post to vote for Laito

Fabulous hat. The one that broke me. A translation of his CD is here.

Like this post to vote for Reiji

So not a butler. Born on Douche-7 and sent to earth to harass us learn our ways. A translation of his CD is here.

Eboby, the pictures are not showing.

There. I even made sure they all got a big picture so they could STARE AT YOU while you rethink your life choices. You all have no idea how hard that was for me to do buzzed.

EDIT: Crap. Gimme a minute. Are they showing now? I've spent too long thinking about vampires and I want to look at pictures of cats now.

All the pictures work now~

Excuse me, did you say Kanato had some sort of problem? I couldn't hear you over me going "D'awwww THOSE EYES let me snuggle you <3"

I...kind of want to throw a vote for Reiji just for the slasher smile.
...
I am a terrible person and I think I'm going to go re-think my life choices now.

I return from my long absence and the first LP I see is this.
And I'm like, oooh, they go THERE now, sweet!
So I thought this game was lp'ed:

(((

Edit: Anger management issues please.
So close to my base.

Guys, posting to you from the moon itself. I'm in Tokyo.

More yanderes! MORE!

I remember how I listened to Yandere Heaven Drama CDs... I've got so many eargasms... Do want it to become a game.

UPD: Actually, it was creepy. It's just their wonderful voices that made me drunk. So when megane butler said "Mistress, go with me. I'll serve you forever and ever, you will be mine only mistress!" I was all like "Yeesh!" but now, when I found and heard it in sober state, I remembered that he also said "You will be only mine. You will see only me. You will say only my name! Let's be together forever and ever..."
CREEPY! But still... he's long haired megane butler with sexy voice... e___e my feelings confuse me

I love how posting Reiji's slasher smile more than doubled his votes at the time of me writing this. And Kanato got a boost too. Ya'll have interesting taste.

And ChemicalNimu, I love Diabolik Sin, but I don't think I could ever do it justice if I LP'ed it. So instead I'm letting everyone watch me suffer through vampires. Yep.

Resisting urge to like every post...Stop looking at me like that, Kanato! I would vote for you but then the race would be too close!

Oh well. Vampires it is then!

I vote for Angry Albino and Slasher not-Butler. Because glasses, they never fail to charm me.
Though pathetic MC and abusive la-la-la I own you relationships make me want to go and punch somebody.
This LP will be hell for me.
HELL.
Can't wait for it.

Maybe I should have named the thread 'We're All Going To Suffer. But First, A Derail About Pie'.

Vampire-megane-butler with a blood-sucking yandereness

This forum makes me draw ...

YonYonYon I LOVE YOU. GESTATE MY SPAWN AND LIVE IN A TINY HOUSE WITH A FABULOUS GARDEN IN A BIG CITY WITH ME.