Who Has the Cutest Kid(s)?

Discussion in 'January And Everything After' started by salwon, Nov 16, 2012.

  1. salwon Oh, Come On

    Me. I do.

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    The popcorn popper has to be the toy that is simultaneously the most fun for a child and the worst for an adult. Especially since he gets mad when he can't bring it everywhere. Seriously, how much fun can you have with a popper in a car? Don't answer that.

    Okay, so who has the second cutest kid?
  2. mystery Oh, Come On

    Location:
    Madison, WI
  3. Ben Sones Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Lordran
    So close, but...

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    WHY SO SERIOUS?
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  4. graller This Is SEWIOUS

    Location:
    Boston
    Oh please...

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  5. salwon Oh, Come On

    graller, how much can you get for letting your kids star in Gap ads?
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  6. Bahimiron Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    When are people going to start posting pictures of cute kids?

    Haha, just kidding!

    oh god stop with the hitting
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  7. Ben Sones Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Lordran
    Heh, I just noticed the new member title that Lum rolled out on the sly. So. Awesome. :)
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  8. Griot Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Raleigh, NC
    Bitch, please.
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  9. U.S. Millie Elitist Negative Nancy

    I still have no idea what the delineation between the titles are, but I think the kid's owner who gets the most likes should have a custom title.
  10. Guido Jones Worked The System

  11. Griot Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Raleigh, NC
    Babies are easy mode.
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  12. Guido Jones Worked The System

    it's the only one I got!
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  13. balut Magister Mundi Elyscape

  14. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Balut eats live babies out of half-shells.
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  15. SuperJay Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    A2MI
    Eh, not bad, but I'm only Liking the really adorable kids.
  16. Juste Worked The System

    Location:
    Oslo, Norway
    Yeah, I'll just leave this here...

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  17. Speak With Bread Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    San Jose
    Must...like...ALL the pictures...so much cute...<dies>
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  18. Rapunzel Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Kansas City
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    My niece - don't have kids of my own, so I have to enter other people's.
  19. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Mine are obviously the cutest. No pictures because they do not exist.
  20. Hanacker Armchair Designer

    White kids all look the same to me.
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  21. Talisker Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Childhood's End
  22. Talisker Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Childhood's End
    Behold the "Laugh and Learn Mower":

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    It's like a popcorn popper, except engineered to be much noisier mechanically. Plus it has a speaker so it can make REAL LAWNMOWER NOISES and play MIND NUMBINGLY REPETITIOUS FISHER PRICE MUSIC any time anyone comes near it. My daughter got it as a gift, grrrrrr.

    Edit: in action (not my kid). The video doesn't reflect how fucking loud the thing is when a two year old is pelting at full speed around the house with it. Nor does it demonstrate the lawnmower noises. It does, however, have the song. Oh, the song. I know that song. I know that song well. I know that song soooooo well. Let me demonstrate -- here, open this link in a background tab, and don't touch it for an hour. Go on, I dare you.
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  23. Athryn Despondent Fancybear

    Oh man, I have got to get one of those for my SO's niece.
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  24. Bahimiron Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Translation:

    Oh man, I have got to get one of those for SOMEBODY ELSE'S CHILD.
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  25. XPav Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Grogaboo hunting
    I do. He says "hewwo" to everyone.

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  26. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Keep fighting the good fight.
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  27. salwon Oh, Come On

    Do you think the fuckheads who make those songs sleep well at night? Cause they shouldn't.
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  28. MrPopov Beer

    Location:
    Lexington, KY
    Here's my little daughter

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    Here she is as Cinderella for Halloween with my mother-in-law.

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  29. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    The mother-in-law is the Wicked Witch of the West? That's about right.
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  30. nlanza Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Pittsburgh
    We're doing this now? Excellent.

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    Also, special bonus nerd picture of my tiny man painting his first miniature:

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    "Daddy, my dwarf need be blue."

    "Blue armor or blue hair, you mean?"

    "No. Blue. Just blue."

    "Okay, little man, we can do that."
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  31. MulMizu Sassy Black Woman

    i'm crying because so many kids and they are so adorable and
    asjdkhad everyone has such cute children and i can't handle it just

    i need to excuse myself please
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  32. Mirriam Hard Cider Gal

    Location:
    Ireland
    Some pictures of Sarah when she was younger:

    In her Football gear:
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    First day at school:

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    Dressed up as a fairy:
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  33. salwon Oh, Come On

    Hey that's cheating! How old is he? Mine will be around 2.5 when the giant box from Reaper Minis comes, I figure those will be perfect for him to play with when he's old enough to hold a brush.
  34. Pogo Hard Cider Gal

    These children are all nice and abductable, but I think nlanza's 3rd pic is winning the thread so far.
  35. nlanza Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Pittsburgh
    He's not quite 3.5 now.

    And yeah, a decent chunk of why I pledged for the reaper Kickstarter was so I'd have nice cheap minis for him to play with and get paint on. That dwarf is one of the current Bones line and it's perfect -- takes paint without primer, unbearable, and soft enough that he can't easily damage his sister with one.
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  36. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Austin, TX
  37. shift6 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    This would be a great cover for a "best of" album.
  38. Jamie Madigan Armchair Designer

    Some good lookin' kids here. Here are a couple of my favorite pics of one of mine:

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    Relax. It's light beer.
  39. nlanza Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Pittsburgh
    Yeah, you're right. Maybe some kind of early 90's power pop thing?
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  40. kerzain Beardy Magnificence

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    Job 3:26
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