Who Has the Cutest Kid(s)?

Me. I do.



The popcorn popper has to be the toy that is simultaneously the most fun for a child and the worst for an adult. Especially since he gets mad when he can't bring it everywhere. Seriously, how much fun can you have with a popper in a car? Don't answer that.

Okay, so who has the second cutest kid?

*cough*

So close, but...



WHY SO SERIOUS?

Oh please...

graller, how much can you get for letting your kids star in Gap ads?

When are people going to start posting pictures of cute kids?

Haha, just kidding!

oh god stop with the hitting

Heh, I just noticed the new member title that Lum rolled out on the sly. So. Awesome. :)

Bitch, please.

I still have no idea what the delineation between the titles are, but I think the kid's owner who gets the most likes should have a custom title.

Babies are easy mode.

it's the only one I got!

Balut eats live babies out of half-shells.

Eh, not bad, but I'm only Liking the really adorable kids.

Yeah, I'll just leave this here...

Must...like...ALL the pictures...so much cute...<dies>

My niece - don't have kids of my own, so I have to enter other people's.

White kids all look the same to me.

Behold the "Laugh and Learn Mower":


It's like a popcorn popper, except engineered to be much noisier mechanically. Plus it has a speaker so it can make REAL LAWNMOWER NOISES and play MIND NUMBINGLY REPETITIOUS FISHER PRICE MUSIC any time anyone comes near it. My daughter got it as a gift, grrrrrr.

Edit: in action (not my kid). The video doesn't reflect how fucking loud the thing is when a two year old is pelting at full speed around the house with it. Nor does it demonstrate the lawnmower noises. It does, however, have the song. Oh, the song. I know that song. I know that song well. I know that song soooooo well. Let me demonstrate -- here, open this link in a background tab, and don't touch it for an hour. Go on, I dare you.

Oh man, I have got to get one of those for my SO's niece.

Translation:

Oh man, I have got to get one of those for SOMEBODY ELSE'S CHILD.

I do. He says "hewwo" to everyone.

Do you think the fuckheads who make those songs sleep well at night? Cause they shouldn't.

Here's my little daughter



Here she is as Cinderella for Halloween with my mother-in-law.

We're doing this now? Excellent.





Also, special bonus nerd picture of my tiny man painting his first miniature:



"Daddy, my dwarf need be blue."

"Blue armor or blue hair, you mean?"

"No. Blue. Just blue."

"Okay, little man, we can do that."

i'm crying because so many kids and they are so adorable and
asjdkhad everyone has such cute children and i can't handle it just

i need to excuse myself please

Some pictures of Sarah when she was younger:

In her Football gear:

First day at school:



Dressed up as a fairy:

Hey that's cheating! How old is he? Mine will be around 2.5 when the giant box from Reaper Minis comes, I figure those will be perfect for him to play with when he's old enough to hold a brush.

These children are all nice and abductable, but I think nlanza's 3rd pic is winning the thread so far.

He's not quite 3.5 now.

And yeah, a decent chunk of why I pledged for the reaper Kickstarter was so I'd have nice cheap minis for him to play with and get paint on. That dwarf is one of the current Bones line and it's perfect -- takes paint without primer, unbearable, and soft enough that he can't easily damage his sister with one.

This would be a great cover for a "best of" album.

Some good lookin' kids here. Here are a couple of my favorite pics of one of mine:





Relax. It's light beer.

Yeah, you're right. Maybe some kind of early 90's power pop thing?