WHY IS THERE NO DRUNK THREAD

Discussion in 'January And Everything After' started by MrMolecule, Jan 12, 2012.

  1. shift6 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    After a whiskey sour or two, I just tell the bartender "Hey I'm not here to impress anyone, chicks get the best drinks." WIthout fail they laugh and agree while mixing up a froo-froo something for me.
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  2. Tyjenks Hard Cider Gal

    We need an "I am supremely discontented and I'd like to get drunk, but I now only seem to make poor decisions when I do so, so I am I will just whine and yell into the internet atmosphere instead when really my life is pretty good or so other people tell me it is" thread. :)
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  3. U.S. Millie Elitist Negative Nancy

    Nice. Catchy title.
  4. Tyjenks Hard Cider Gal

    Yeah, I found it kinda rolls off the tongue.
  5. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    KC MO
    Found on Facebook, possibly the best idea for a drinking game with friends.

    Rule 1: Everyone has to bring beer in cans, not bottles.
    Rule 2: You need a roll of duct tape.
    Rule 3: Everyone starts as a Level 0 Wizard. When you finish one beer, you are a Level 1 Wizard. Tape your empties together with the duct tape to make your wizard staff as you increase in level.
    Rule 4: First person to Level 8 is the Grand Wizard and gets to add a rule for everyone to follow.
    Rule 5: The next person to Level 8 must challenge the Grand Wizard to a fight with their wizard staffs. The one whose staff does not break is the new Grand Wizard and the loser goes back to level 0.

    The winner is the last wizard standing.
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  6. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    I LOVE WISEST WIZARD! Favorite college drinking game of all time. OF ALL TIME.

    We play a variation where you get the wisest wizard title every 5 levels, instead of 8. Instead of losing levels, you can lose your title if someone passes you to the next multiple of 5.

    Also, at every 5th level, you have to fight a boss, which is usually some shot of liquor.
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  7. shift6 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    I honestly do not understand the appeal of drinking games.
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  8. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    KC MO
    SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR BEE SPOOGE WHISKEY, PLEBIAN!

    No, but seriously, as an enjoyer of drinking games: it's the humor value inherent in trying to do something that requires a skill (judgment, reasoning, or coordination) impaired by alcohol, and the concordant amusement when you and/or other people comically fail.
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  9. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Clearly you are not the Wisest Wizard.
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  10. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Apparently drinking wine out of a Solo cup is not only in poor form, but gets me drunk phenomenally quicker.

    How the fuck can I even spell right now this is RIDONK.
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  11. breloomy Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Scotland
    guys i think i'm a sad drunk

    i'm not enjoying this :(

    also for some reason i've been watching BBC Alba for half an hour and i don't speak gaelic so uh
    i think this is like gaelic Top Gear
    it's kind of adorable
  12. MrMolecule Armchair Designer

    I'M NOT AS DRUNK AS YOU DRUNK i AM

    oh god. someone talk my phoen wawy frm me beefore I mAK E bad cedsicsion
  13. MrMolecule Armchair Designer

  14. MrMolecule Armchair Designer

    So, actually, it wasn't that bad. I recommended a great book series to one person and propositioned another for a threesome.

    I'm not really sure which one I regret more.
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  15. Speak With Bread Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    San Jose
    A threesome *while* reading a great book series? Or at least while discussing one? Dude. That'd be awesome.
  16. U.S. Millie Elitist Negative Nancy

    Two beers and half a bottle of wine down and my face is nicely numb/tingly. I got in a fight with my father so I've abandoned my plan to watch Wall.E to kill demons instead. Raging at the undead is better for me than crying over a robot.
  17. U.S. Millie Elitist Negative Nancy

    FUCK YOU CALORIES I'M DRINKINNG YOU IN YOUR FERMENTED RED STUFF STAGE WHILE YOU'RE STILL INTOXICATING!
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  18. Speak With Bread Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    San Jose
    Not a like for the fight, but a fight for the slaughtering. Considering abandoning the Vicodin tonight to join you all in this thread with the assistance of either wine, cinnamon schnapps, or both.
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  19. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Stay on the Vicodin.
  20. Speak With Bread Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    San Jose
    It's doing little enough, but, I respect the wisdom of your advice.
  21. U.S. Millie Elitist Negative Nancy

    It's 1am so I decided it's probably not a good idea to start applying for jobs as they'd presume I was drunk. They'd be right but I realised I wouldn't get them anyway so instead I'm going to sit here and finish my beer while listening to Leonard Cohen. Emo may be incoming.
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  22. U.S. Millie Elitist Negative Nancy

    Yep. Emo has arrived! :(
  23. Demon G Sides Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Time to get birthday drunk.

    And I'm only a day late!
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  24. Speak With Bread Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    San Jose
    <tacklehugs from several thousand miles away>

    Hi. Someone called for an emo-remover? :D
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  25. OZ 4.0 Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    NJ
    Pretty sure I took a shower because my hair's wet and I'm wearing fresh clothes.

    I don't remember taking a shower.

    Wild Turkey Honey, if you must know.
  26. U.S. Millie Elitist Negative Nancy

    <3

    I went to bed, listened to Leonard Cohen for two hours and the emo disappeared. It was replaced with rage at the fact I couldn't get to sleep. I've given up on it so I'm sitting here drinking coffee and smoking and trying to figure out if I can meet friends today and afford to go to my therapist next week. Also, being annoyed that I put too much ginger in the stew.
  27. Demon G Sides Keeper of the Elemental Materials

  28. SwitchKnitter Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Central Florida
    It's way too late at night and Quat and I are playing ME3 DLC. So I just broke out the rum and Coke Zero. Mmmm.
  29. SwitchKnitter Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Central Florida
    Hahaha. Thanks for the likes, but I drank like half of my drink and fell asleep shortly thereafter...
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  30. shift6 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Packing for tomorrow's move and found six previously forgotten, unopened, 375mL bottles of various sweet wines/ports and an unopened bottle of Grand Marnier.

    WIN
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  31. Tyjenks Hard Cider Gal

    7 rock bands for $15. Trying to keep it to 1 beer per band on a school night.
  32. Tyjenks Hard Cider Gal

    Whew. The lovely, bleached blonde, awesomely mohawked, holes in her stretch pants, tank topped waitress saved my life or at the very least saved me from a workday full of headache and nausea. I asked for a water, which I clenched along with my beer. She would ask if I needed another beer, but every time she saw my water was empty (as I stood around yelling and singing like a 20 year old) she would bring me a full water. I did not even have to ask. She also rushed me a to-go order of chicken fingers and fries at night's end. I think I'm in love. Thanks Jess. :D
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  33. shift6 Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Move: done.
    Body: exhausted.
    Evan Williams Honey: opened.
    Liberal amount: drank.
    Broken forum drinking: logged.
    Fucks: not given.

    Until tomorrow, then.
  34. MulMizu Sassy Black Woman

    but here's my queston tho
    i wonder if anyone calls their rooster that is covered in mud
    a dirty cock
    without trying to be funny
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  35. Speak With Bread Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    San Jose
    Fuck this. I'm off the painkillers, nobody knows what's wrong, it is clearly time to fuck up my internal organs some more with a horribly sweet Leftovers Cocktail.

    Drunken Civ V, here I come.
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  36. MulMizu Sassy Black Woman

    Run and never look back
  37. EruditeDragon Armchair Designer

    Location:
    Central Wisconsin
    Sooo... I've got a bottle of rum, a bottle of Coke, and waaaay too much paperwork to do for class tomorrow.

    Tonight should be a fun night.
  38. Speak With Bread Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    San Jose
    ftfy

    Note to self: booze run later this week. Blackberry Manischewitz by itself is pretty terrible, and I just ran out of the cinnamon schnapps I mixed with it.
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  39. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    You had a minor grammatical error. I took the liberty of fixing it for you.
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  40. OZ 4.0 Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    NJ
    After that mix, I bet the bread speaks back.