WHY IS THERE NO DRUNK THREAD

12oz is a lot of buffalo trace. I'd switch to low octane if I was in your shoes.

A wise idear, yan. What bourbon are you dipping into?



but lady person says I am okay to continue drinking irresponsibly. WHAT DO? she is drunk too, judgement may be comrpomised. sometimes it is nice to aim for the floor. oh my.



Gabe Lewis. Im drunk, but i can make sense. wait no. this is the definitive version of heroes the song for me. love conquers all. if brazil had been edited for tv in the late 90s this song would have been in it. edit: that doesnt mhelp mhy case, does it? argh.

second bottle of bt open. hmy.



more music mere music more muscic more music.



lynott too fast brain



collins music machine. i'm trashed, fuck

babababa erfect 59ht,s

oh jesus trainjreck.fuck you vevo

kendra suggested. she is now giving me woman fingers. what



#reasonwhyblondierules

i acceptn no o rescponbilitiy for these postst.



I WANNA---

FRIUENDS IN NEED, FRIEND INDEED

Just Evan Williams. I don't like to waste good whisky when I'm already buzzed.

no waste!



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i don't remember what this video isssss what thie fuck?



oh god wat,



explains a lot. perhaps no one will understand.



such a GRAT tune. lonely hearts club hlonely hearts club lonealy hearts club hlonealrts hcletrts lucb hlonetsts hersts club

sure a warning is coming, but antoher 12oz is coming. woo.

Plz don't die.

have i already pasted this?



sexist, im sure. whatever, best song for any lady vocalist to sing in the history of rock and roll.

sp much makes sense, eh? probably not to anyone else, but to me, for sure!

(either the most sexist or the most feminist song of all time, eh.)



argh, no? fuuuuuu

I think you are overdoing it with the videos Bryce.

This The Kraken rum is really quite good.

The Kraken rum is pretty smooth - almost good enough to drink straight. But I still prefer it mixed with cola. But I may try it with other mixers, which they suggest on their website.

I'm not sure that watching the Mythbusters pirate show while drunk on rum is a good idea.

I'm not so sure it is.

Does anyone drink super cheap stuff like your Hamm's and PBRs and Olympias and High Lifes and Old Germans etc (natural ice and it's ilk are off the table, as is "malt liquor")? Too ashamed to admit it? Think it's terrible disgusting dreck sold as beer?

WELL I DRINK THOSE, AS WELL AS CRAFT BREWS. AND I'M NOT ASHAMED. My fave it Oly, but Hamm's is dirt cheap and tastes better than Old German.

Do any of you folks have a go-to cheap beer?

Miller Genuine Draft. I also have a general rule to avoid beers that are also served at NASCAR races, but just in case I'm at a place with no choice my exception is (again) MGD. It's a decent enough American lager.

I avoid most of that stuff like the plague - not because it's beneath me, but just because most of it tastes awful and I'd rather have water. However, for whatever reason, I'm perfectly able to enjoy Yuengling lager. I also used to drink Heineken while boating, because that's the only time Heineken doesn't taste like moldy socks.

Half a bottle of wine down and I'm thinking about relationships. Half a bottle of spirits lined up. Tonight is going to be fuuuuuun.

I should have listened to RyanMM. Instead I secret santa'd myself some gut rot. Worst unwrapping ever.

Bottle of wine is now gone. I'm most of the way through a glass of spirits that taste like Christmas. There was a pit stop for a coffee.

I predict singing.

I have another concert to go to tomorrow night and I am literally nervous about what my show up in this thread. This will be a solo affair. Maybe I should delete Tapatalk temporarily. Maybe I should simply not go.

Two beers down. Time to season my snifter with some tawny port. Kalle, you're a beautiful bastard, did I mention that?

As Lum to ban you for the night. Seriously. And then GO! Have fun!

Let us all hold hands as I proceed to drink irresponsibly.

Yaaaaaaaaaay~!

GONNA POUR THIS SHIT INTO A BOWL because there are no clean cups and i am too lazy to clean one

this may have been a terrible idea oh wow im so WARM righ tnow

GUYS I CAN"T FEEL MY THIGHS HURTIN GANYMORE IT'S LIKE I TOOK ASPRIN BUT I DIDN't

obviously i shoudolnt drink befo rei go t =o work
but just think if like
i drank before work i woulodn't hurt and then i could work for liek 200 hours and they would be like OH MAN YOU ARE OS EFFIECT HAVE THIS SPECIAL PRIZE. did you know taht universal gives these bomb ass prizes to eomployees that get these "high five" papers form their managers? a shame the only way to GET one is to kiss the managers' asses. not even fair man.

seriously do
do eagles evern fluy to the dea
haht if eagles don't fly to the dea that whole song is a liar
it's like "you'll flu like an eagl eto the dea" but if htey dn't go there you won't lfu at all and seal is gettin gyour hopes up for nothing.

Wahey! I spent two hours lying in bed. That's not how booze is supposed to work. Get me to sleep alcohol, damnit!

I'll drink Old Style every now and then. Mainly for nostalgia, since I grew up with the stuff.

There is this one beer here that sells at approximately one dollar and a half per liter. It's pretty awful, but it gets the work done.

I am not sure if being in an angry, tired and frustrated frame of mind is the best or the worst time to go to a show and drink.

EDIT: Don't worry. I am not going to go all Bryce on you guys tonight. But there will be a lot of this (the headliner):

Tonight I intend to conduct an experiment.
Alcohol triggers my cluster headaches. But I get attacks regular as clockwork every night anyway, so what's to stop me enjoying some alcohol a little while before an attack is scheduled to pop up?
I don't really know if imbibing said alcohol will affect how quickly(or even if) I can abort an attack by huffing oxygen, so if it does, I'll probably leave it at one drink. But damnit, I'm going to enjoy that one drink.

Now I'm wondering if oxygenating alcohol (the same way carbonation is done) would be possible for high-altitude drinking...

Well, now I know not to do that again.

Damn. Sorry, dude.

Fuck me.

He's offering his condolences to Thoro the only way he knows how.

That is what I look in the mirror and tell myself when I know I am basically comprised of a giant ball of bad decisions, which I have juggled to conceal for 43 years. That is either kinda deep or I am minimally drunk or most likely both.

Generally it comes just before or just after said decisions.

Tyjenks, I want to hug you now.

I feel you man. :(