WHY IS THERE NO DRUNK THREAD

Bah. Don't worry about me. I have two great kids and a good job. I just have to figure the rest of it out. Others folks are much less fortunate. I'm just a whiny bitch who is trying to find his way in the world. I just he
ard an awesome band who is sick as
dogs but screamed their lungs out. Round of beers on this bastard.

Tyjenks (TM) brand homeopathic remedy for cluster headaches.

Life isn't a matter of who's got it worst. You're human, and therefore you can have problems, even if they aren't externally drastic (like being homeless or something). There's always someone worse off, but it doesn't invalidate your feelings. You have good things in your life. Yay for those! But you still strike me as being unhappy a lot of the time. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I should stop armchair psychoanalyzing you now. But I like you, so I give a damn. So there. :P

You're awesome Santee. :)

Yes, well, I'm only being nice to you because you send me presents. (KIDDING!!!)

Kickball holiday party.

As league photographer, my drinks are comped.

I'm gonna get paralytic up in here.

Flip cup motet fuckery I am the champion of te world

We have recruited two hot schoolteachers for flip cup. I might have to kiss an elf.

Shots shots shots shots shots

Nute you are my inspiration

I have sobered up way too quickly. Damn my metabolism.

God, I hate when that happens. It never happens when I WANT it to happen.

What do I owe you? ;)

I really need a new hobby. I was in bed most of the day yesterday and ate all of one whole sleeve of saltines. That was it. I think I am about 78% now. Did have some fun times drinking with band members from three of the bands that played. That is a hard-ass life.

She was awesome playing with this rap/metal/dubstep group.

The International Alcoholpocalpyse, the Liquor Armageddon, is about to commence. This is either the greatest idea ever or the worst one.

Holy. shit.

You don't say!

I do say. Best idea is bedt. The world is full of delicious drinkies. Excepy for aqvavit because that shit's just nasty. World didn't emd though because how could when the bottles aren't emty, eh?

most of a bottle of champagne & my first post here. happy Solstice! /passes out

12oz of champagne consumed. Starting to feel better. It is wrong to use alcohol to escape one's problems, but right now I have no fucks to give.

Entire bottle consumed except for the 8oz I gave my MIL. Felling MUCH better now.

I wsh I had some cochlate covered esoresso beans. They're tasty.

half a bottle of kahlua, a full carton of milk, and teetering between giving no fucks and giving every single fuck ever?

brb drunk thread.
brb.

jesus i must be some kind of alcohol pussy. i used to be able to drink waaaay more than this before getting tipsy.
am i getting old
is this what getting old is like ohhhh goddddd

I managed to get pretty drunk on just two glasses of wine on Friday. You're fine :)

it feels like multiple parts of my body, mostly my limbs, are jus tkind of vibrating
what is happening

I love Maruchan Instant Lunch cup ramen, but holy shit it tastes so much better when Im dunkr.

DUDE FUCKING.
NOW I WANT SOME you are just the worst person why would you do that to a fellow drunk bro why
why would you DO that why why

Sober now. Sniff. Stuff wears off way too fast...

i still have like a third of this big ass glass left, man.
my brain wants me to get drunk, but in between still worrying and watching all of this serious stuff, it just ain't happening. ;A;

((hug))

today i learned that alcohol can help nervousness go away
yaaaay

WHAT ISN'T IT GOOD FOR

The next morning.

.....

we don't talk about that.

Is it January 2nd yet???

Fuck . . .

Next time:

Or just buy more?

I was a little drunk earlier (I found about 9 bottles of beer lying around my room after my late nap three of them 500ml 7.7% Weihenstephaner Vitus and more beer bottles around the house, and wine and mulled wine.) I ended up buying people games on Steam because they were having shitty days. No-one should have to be emo around this time, so I'm proud of drunk me. Now apres-nap I'm consuming simple sparkling water because it'd be silly to have anything else.