WHY IS THERE NO DRUNK THREAD

Yo.I gotta pee but I heard public urination is bad. Hmm........

I'm not drunk right now (c'mon people it's 9:30am and that's a little early even for me), but over the holiday weekend I got pretty swozzled drinking Manhattans and Old-Fashioneds. Or my brother's interpretation of them, at least. Hey, we followed a recipe, it's not like that one time when we were little and we invented a muffin recipe that included pepper. But it turns out both cocktails were pretty great!

Also, one of the Christmas gifts I got for my brother was a Zaya rum gift set. Very smooth.

Please to be postink ze recipes?

My brother was doing the mixing using a book my SIL got him, but if memory serves, the Manhattan was 2oz whiskey (rye, preferably, but we used Seagram's Canadian), 1 oz sweet vermouth, and a few dashes of Angostura bitters. Shaken (not stirred) with ice in a cocktail shaker and then strained into a rocks glass with a maraschino cherry for garnish.

We made the Old-Fashioneds by muddling about a half teaspoon of sugar with two dashes of bitters and a splash of soda water, adding 2oz of whiskey, and serving in a rocks glass with an orange slice and a maraschino cherry.

2 for 1 night at the bar, and neither Tyjenks nor I are drunk yet. I don't think. Time to double down.

Ok I think I'm hammered but if the old guy can keep going so can I.

Tyjenks wants me to do karaoke. This is a bad idea. YOU ARE A BAD INFLENCE SIR.

Video or it will not have happened.

Sometimes I think we should move to another country. I figure that's pretty normal though. Do people in other countries think "Man, we should move to America everything is so cool there" ?

I know that question mark should probably go in the quote, but it's not a question. FUck grammar.

God, I hate comics. Fuck the xmen. Who the fuck wrote that shit. Space pirates? Orphans? Fuck that guys.

No, no. What fucking evolutionary shit was like "We should make eye beams that knock people out."

No. No. Cyclopsshould be burning people afuckinglive. What the fuck. THis is retarded shit guys.

Turns out Nute and I like beer. Karaoke may be incoming.

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Fuck beer, try champagne!

IT HAS HAPPENED.

Sweet Caroline!

Terminator 3 pinball machine and weird, metallic eyes. Coincidence?

DUHN DUHN DUHN DAH DUHN

Oh god we are so horribleness.

Good times never seemed so good.

Tyjenks turned "Plush" into southern rock. It was not bad.

Some girl is massacring "Kryptonite" now tho.

Yoah beers. Gib dem to me.

Also, here is Ty absolutely killing it on karaoke.



LOOK AT THIS SUAVE MOFO LADIES.

You two even coordinated outfits. BESTIES!

Next we form a tag team and challenge the Midnight Express for the belts yo.

Side note. Trying to do regular things like pouring a glass of water while drunk is a lot like playing Dark Souls.

"Why are you targeting the wall? Stop running into the wall! For gods sake, where is your equipment? Stop toggling maps!"

YOU HAVE DIED.

You always know when a guy has had too much to drink or is trying to impess a drunk woman - he sings karaoke!

Is beer with a rum and coke chaser a bad idea? I guess I'll be finding out soon.

Nute has to have auto complete on his phone. there's no possible way he could be spelling that well right now.

Thank you Excedrin. Even with the 2 gallons of water I drank with the endless stream of beers I still had a giant headache. The waitress even commented, "You have had a LOT of water". I replied, "I'm old. I have to". Still my brain rebelled. Glad for a late flight. It is almost as if I anticipated this. ;)

Thanks for meeting up Nute. You probably saved me $$$ in 1's and/or 20's. ;)

Also, I love Karaoke. My first choice , Seether's "fine again" was not there. Plush by STP is my second go to. Sweet Caroline was definitely better.

I downed a few liters of water upon arriving home as well. Still feeling a little thick-headed.

And yes, avoiding Bazooka's is a good choice to save money. $20 cover charge alone should scare people away.

I can actually spell quite well when drunk! It's when you combine drunk + dark that I get all fumble-fingered.

The closest I come is Iron CIty, mainly because my old man scored a case and it's a solid American adjunct lager. If I'm to the point where I don't care what my beer tastes like and I'm just maintaining a buzz, this does the job.

I'm with you man. Unless I'm really really really really shitfaced my spelling is spot on. My posts take like 45 minutes to compose because I turn totally anal about spelling, but I damn well will get it right!

Nice.

"I tile eli's thing". Orly. Do tell.

"I tile eli's thing" desperately needs to be a forum subtitle.

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I dunno. I think calling Elyscape a "bakayaroo" is kinda harsh.